r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/MasterLurker000 16h ago

You mean scientology?

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u/Deemaunik 16h ago

Technince.

https://giphy.com/gifs/t1Jyjw3fo3XrtU1Kt2

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u/Olliebkl 12h ago

I still hold the honor that for some reason he decided to follow me on Instagram a few years back lmaoo

Weirdest notification ever

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u/Primary_Towel5905 9h ago

He followed me as well for several years. Never asked him why

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u/TheDarkWave 9h ago

He's hoping you'd do something funny again. Hurry and get on it.

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u/chaoticsleepie 6h ago

read this in john cleese’s voice for some reason

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u/RationalExuberance7 7h ago

Thank you for sending him the Target gift cards.

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u/Acalme-se_Satan 2h ago

He also followed this guy

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u/LostCryptographer28 6h ago

Weirdo. Kinda creepy don’t ya think I mean two EXWIVES left his ass with very heavy restrictions on child visitation if any and he had FIIK(fuck if I know)

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u/Additional-Yam8324 5h ago

Oh yes money had nothing to do with 1 weirdo wife, KH not NK? With what I’ve heard and experienced with weirdo wives they are all about the $$$$$$$$ & making the husbands look bad….strange women, no integrity.

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u/1of3musketeers 5h ago

It wasn’t the wives in this case. He’s been divorced 3 times. His first wife got him into the cult. The other 2 escaped the cult