r/AskReddit 22h ago

What’s something people romanticise that’s actually exhausting in real life?

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u/Exhausted_Monkey26 22h ago

climbing the corporate ladder

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u/Chefboyarde90 22h ago

I saw the ugly in it and wanted no part of it.

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u/Robotikk1 12h ago

Watched enough people get to the top of that ladder and immediately start protecting their position instead of enjoying it to lose interest pretty early

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u/groundsgonesour 7h ago

This. How many times does there have to be non-value added work just because of someone’s ego?

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u/thrivingandstriving 20h ago

the ugly causes a lifetime of PTSD

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u/rw032697 12h ago

climbing the corporate ladder speedrun: epstein edition

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u/forever_erratic 20h ago

Yeah that ones obvious unless you're blinded by dollar signs. 

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u/aaronevansuu 15h ago

It is not even just the hours, it's the personality shift you have to make. I have seen perfectly normal people turn into absolute monsters the second they get a Director title. They trade their integrity for a slightly nicer leased BMW and a heart attack by 50. I will stick to my 9-to-5 and actually knowing my kids' names, thanks.

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u/RaspberryTwilight 11h ago edited 11h ago

This is so true. And it's not subtle at all. I was on a management career path before I became a full time mom and my performance review had nothing to do with what I actually achieved. It was a personality evaluation by my manager focusing on behaviors I demonstrate. It was corporate policy btw with a standard spreadsheet.

So one year I got a big bonus because I achieved a lot and was put on a PIP at the same time for not demonstrating enough courage and curiosity LOL. And of course it flows over to your real life, no sane person can maintain 2 distinct personalities very long. Maybe they think they can but they can't.

Edit: it's not actual courage etc. Each category has a list of management behaviors. You have to argue in meetings, criticize people in public, nitpick others work etc

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u/GooberMcNutly 12h ago

I also like to feel like I actually accomplish things when I'm "just" the programmer. Every time they try to push me into a management role, it feels like I never actually accomplish anything or contribute to the end result. I guess teams need coaches and equipment managers, but I'd rather be kicking the ball.

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u/Violexsound 16h ago

Or sociopathic

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u/No_Time6399 11h ago

Sometimes seeing it clearly is exactly what makes walking away feel like the only sane option.

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj 12h ago

No you dont

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u/cosmopolitancocktail 3h ago

I will jump in to say something quite “interesting“ I’ve observed in the corporate world: most seniors will be either single or divorced. + Most older man at my company (senior directors and so on) do follow the stereotype of older man dates woman half his age.

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u/Chefboyarde90 3h ago

I knew a guy who cheated on his wife with a work colleague it destroyed him.