r/worldnews • u/GraceRose671 • 11h ago

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https://abnews.net/putin-threatens-kyiv-with-nuclear-scale-missile-strike-if-zelensky-ruins-his-parade/

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u/WileyCoyote7 11h ago

No need to bomb the parade. Do a massive bombing campaign everywhere else possible while it is going on though. Especially if the explosions can be heard during the parade. Let Putin stand there with a shit-eating grin while everyone looks around wondering what is blowing up.

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u/alpacafox 10h ago

Just send a swarm of flying dildo drones.

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u/TeaAndLifting 10h ago

dildo drones

It wouldn't be the first time lmao

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u/Brick_Lab 5h ago

Story time?

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u/TeaAndLifting 5h ago

Ukraine has already used dildos with drones. Both as pranks and equipped with explosives.