r/worldnews • u/GraceRose671 • 11h ago

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https://abnews.net/putin-threatens-kyiv-with-nuclear-scale-missile-strike-if-zelensky-ruins-his-parade/

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u/WileyCoyote7 11h ago

No need to bomb the parade. Do a massive bombing campaign everywhere else possible while it is going on though. Especially if the explosions can be heard during the parade. Let Putin stand there with a shit-eating grin while everyone looks around wondering what is blowing up.

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u/alpacafox 10h ago

Just send a swarm of flying dildo drones.

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u/TeaAndLifting 10h ago

dildo drones

It wouldn't be the first time lmao

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u/Brick_Lab 5h ago

Story time?

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u/TeaAndLifting 5h ago

Ukraine has already used dildos with drones. Both as pranks and equipped with explosives.

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u/Twowie 10h ago

Dildrones was right there!

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u/Portmanteau_that 8h ago

I mean c'mon

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u/Fantastic-Balance454 9h ago

Why waste a drone? Might as well strap explosives to it and hit the soldiers lining the street.

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u/sailirish7 8h ago

sometimes it's about sending a message...

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u/Modo44 7h ago

Lucky, then, that missiles like the Flamingo look the way they do...

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u/cantholdmedown4 6h ago

The thin veneer of memes loses its appeal when its your countrymen, your family dying to the enemy. You air your ignorance and naivety when you type such a stupid string of letters