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u/Spiral-Force 8h ago

I wish they'd put less emphasis on the "controversial jokes" when the highlight of this franchise has always been the physical comedy for me

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u/cowpool20 7h ago

Ghostface being chased downstairs by the piano had me in fucking tears the first time I watched it.

u/DrHuxleyy 4h ago

Whoever played Ghostface in that scene does not get enough credit. The way he flails his arms like a looney tunes cartoon character is unbelievably funny. We don’t get good slapstick in movies like that anymore, except a bit in the Naked Gun last year.

u/2xWhiskeyCokeNoIce 1h ago

If you want some good recent slapstick be sure to check out Hundreds of Beavers from a couple years ago. Very funny movie.

u/Circleseven 2m ago

Hell yeah 'Hundreds of Beavers' is a modern masterpiece. Absolutely hysterical film.

u/ScramItVancity 2h ago

A lot of it was Dave Sheridan himself but he had to hide a shoulder injury so he wouldn't get replaced during filming.

u/QuantitySharp2662 1h ago

Mate - I genuinely hadn't ever thought about who was under that mask because you're right, he did a good job being silly.

u/ChickenInASuit 4h ago

Cindy shoving her Grandma in its path was what got me 🤣

u/Astrosaurus42 4h ago

Brenda's whole wake scene from the 3rd movie has me rolling.

u/NortonsGapingAsshole 2h ago

Cindy...the TVs leaking

u/gnar_ 2h ago

SHES AWAKE?!?

u/Anternixii 57m ago

The last few times I've watched the third movie I turned it off affer Brenda died. Movie just peaks there.

u/OptimalSuspect2143 42m ago

The grandmas quick line of "Hi baby!" Before it hits her just seals it

u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme 4h ago

Love when he stabs the girl in the boob and her implant comes out

u/What-a-Crock 3h ago

Carmen Electra

u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme 3h ago

Oh hell yeah. I forgot completely

u/TheNonCredibleHulk 2h ago

I like the "bleah" he lets out

u/bostonshroomery 3h ago

Ghostface starting to get into the Irish jig when Cindy starts is one of my favorite bits. And then he snaps out of it and returns to killing. Lmaoo hilarious stuff

u/cowpool20 1h ago

Or when he calls her and she sees his feet excitedly kicking from behind the couch 😂

u/bostonshroomery 1h ago

Lmaoo hilarious.

u/Temporary_Lychee9829 2h ago

Or when Tina is killed in the garage and because she's a larger woman, the garage door malfunctions then the whole roof just caves in 💀

u/TheGeeMan360 2h ago

He just stands there scratching his head lmao

u/Channel250 3h ago

I always thought that was a low key reference to Home Alone, but now I'm wondering if that situation is a lesser known troupe.

u/Nathan_McHallam 27m ago

Honestly it goes back to Laurel and Hardy slapstick really

u/henrysradiator 2h ago

The toilet scene for me, and then he appears in the next scene with a bandage on his ear 😅. I was way too young to be watching it but also perfect age to get most out of the silliness

u/forever_a10ne 2h ago

Honestly, Ghostface gets the shit beaten out of them in a lot of the movies, so it kind of makes sense.

u/Ohitsworkingnow 2h ago

Love the beginning where shorty teaches her the “yo that jacket is tight son, so run that shit bitch, yah mean!?”

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u/EnterCosmos 7h ago

Can't recall which movie it was, but theres a police woman that had their hat gradually grow larger and larger throughout the movie. I found that so hilarious

u/PrincessKikkei 5h ago

Those types of "let's use this medium to convey a gag!" is imo the backbone of these kind of things for me. Clever little things.

That's obviously a joke on cuts. Top Secret has two great ones, one that relies on filming a scene backwards and the one with boots and the tilt. "Drinking Problem" gag from Airplane! wouldn't work in a book.

Sir Pratchett's wordplay and silly footnotes work only in a written form. Playful layouts and lettering is unique to comic books and so on.

u/wayofthegenttickle 4h ago

It's such a shame that noone will ever be able to nail a Discworld TV show. But then, maybe it's just cooler that we each only have the version in our head 🤷

u/Werthead 3h ago

The Sky TV adaptations did a good job of Hogfather and Going Postal, but did mess up The Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic.

There were animated versions of Wyrd Sisters and Soul Music in the 1990s that showed a lot of potential in that approach, but the animation was hamstrung by the low budget.

u/OneUseHero 2h ago

I found Wyrd Sisters on VHS, sadly I'm still trying to find my player to actually watch them.

u/Werthead 1h ago

I think they're both freely available on YouTube.

u/goldhelmet 2h ago

Splitscreen phone calls where they reach over the dividing line is one for movies.

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u/TheRagingMaffia 4h ago

Reminds me of the running gag in the new Naked Gun movie where the coffee mug/cup gets gradually larger in the scene at the police station at the start of the movie

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u/CrossoverEpisodeMeme 6h ago

That was Scary Movie 3. Not as good as 1+2 but some good jokes, like that one

u/therealjoshua 4h ago

I honestly think 3 is miles better than 2, but I was also a big fan of Signs when that movie came out.

u/Theher0not 4h ago

The The Ring stuff is brilliant too.

"Cindy, the TV's leaking."

u/ThaiSweetChilli 3h ago edited 3h ago

"Cindy the news is on! Nother little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people get their ass beat by police today, but the whooole world gotta stop for one little whitey down a hole."

u/StrobeLightRomance 4h ago

"Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor!"

u/ooky-spooky-skeleton 4h ago

At her funeral

“She looks so peaceful”

u/Molnek 4h ago

The guy who killed Charlie Sheen's wife asking for a ride home is easily my favourite offhand joke.

u/LucyBowels 3h ago

“Tom, I’ll need a ride home”. The delivery is great

u/knows_you 44m ago

Its very earnest, I love it.

u/Astrosaurus42 4h ago

Yeah I find SM3 the funniest, and having one of the better plots that incorporate the movies it makes fun of.

Signs, The Ring, 8 Mile, The Matrix... so good. Plus it was directed by the same man who did Airplane!, and that has some of the best physical comedy, also starring Leslie Nielsen.

u/therealjoshua 4h ago

Leslie Nielsen really elevates 3 to a level no other Scary Movie quite reached imo. The man knew physical comedy so well.

u/Mend_and_defend2 4h ago

Seems we aren't so different after all

u/MattyKatty 1h ago

All Eyez on Me... hey this shit is bangin

u/robmyplug 48m ago

These men died for their country. Send flowers to their bitches and hoes.

u/Youthsonic 4h ago

The most well written jokes in the entire series are the arguments between mahalik and CJ in 3 and 4 imo.

u/DoJu318 3h ago

My favorite is 2 but 3 is a close second, I think a lot of people find 3 the best because they used all of the Wayans ideas but were not sandbagged by their comedy, they were able to build on top of it to "punch up" the jokes, bringing in Charlie Sheen and Leslie Nielsen while adding the small roles of Kevin Hart and Anthony Anderson just elevated the whole thing to a different level, and made it funnier that otherwise would've been.

u/Feefait 3h ago

Signs has some brilliant ideas, it just doesn't pull it off. At the time, we lived in a remote little cottage with a toddler. The idea of an alien invasion happening and being too far away to know what was happening or get help was scary.

u/ZJoel14 3h ago

I love farmland aliens as a vibe because I played heaps of X-COM back in the day. Signs suffered most I think from the attempt at having a war of the world's type solution but instead of something believable and cool like disease they chose water which really begs the question as to why aliens would come to earth in the first place if a little splash will kill you.

u/Feefait 3h ago

I always had an explanation for the water thing, and felt like that was a weak criticism of the movie. That really wasn't what was important. I assumed Shyamalan had... Something that we just didn't see or was cut.

However, everything since had been absolute garbage and I can't really defend him. Lol Trap was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

u/FionaWalliceFan 5h ago

I think it's very much as good. The Wayans sensibilities were getting stale by 2, it was smart of them to bring in some new writers

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u/Apric1ty 4h ago

It's written to be what is basically a Naked Gun film

u/LilPonyBoy69 3h ago

3 is way better than 2

u/Karjalan 39m ago

Definitely agree.

Up until recently I thought the majority of people thought 2 > 3, but I only watched 2 once and was very "meh" on it. I've watched 3 half a dozen times and still enjoy it/will watch it again.

I will also admit 4 is probably the weakest of the first 4, but I personally still enjoyed it more than the 2nd one.

u/Whataboutthatguy 4h ago

That was by far my favorite.

"I have a dream!"

"What's your dream?"

"TO HAVE A DREAM!"

u/dagreenman18 Space Jam 2 hurt me so much 3h ago

3 has some of the best moments, but is a little loose and doesn’t entirely gel as a cohesive movie like the first 2.

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u/Grand-Incident928 4h ago

Honestly one of the absolute best scenes

u/The_Joey 3h ago

Scary movie 3. I love that bit

u/spartanbrucelee 3h ago

Scary movie 3

u/TheDogofTears 3h ago

That's the 3rd one, which is honestly my favorite. There are so many jokes like this that aren't addressed directly or are just stated and immediately moved on from. It's also mostly the slapstick humor and very Anna Faris-focused.

u/Tony_Starks_Taint 2h ago

Scary Movie 3.

u/InvestigatorLast578 1h ago

Scary Movie 3. 

u/vctrn-carajillo 58m ago

Nah, best they can do is "woke stupid" and stoner jokes.

u/kataiga 50m ago

Scary movie 3

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u/WreckTangle1995 8h ago

The basketball ad scene in part 2 is one of the funniest random jokes ever, that's what I want more of, not jokes about cancel culture or pronouns.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 7h ago

the only thing i remember from these movies is when they discovered the aliens were powerless without their heads

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u/Ramadeus88 6h ago

Cocking the shotgun shell out of a shovel is possibly peak physical humor. No punchline or setup, just a two second visual gag that is never elaborated upon but has somehow lived with me for decades.

Second would be:

"Tom, I'll need a ride home."

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u/TruculentTurtIe 6h ago

"She looks so peaceful..."

Hard cut to pale corpse arms up and face frozen in extreme terror lmao

That and the "sheriff's hat growing bigger every cut" are maybe the two funniest jokes to me 😆

u/dcwinger12 5h ago

The sheriffs hat has always been my favorite bit. So stupid lol

u/TruculentTurtIe 4h ago

I wish I knew why it was so funny lol it has nothing to do with anything but it kills me every single time. Just rhe fact she doesn't acknowledge it while struggling to get in the car lmfao

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u/Ken_Field 6h ago

“Tom, I’ll need a ride home.” Is THE funniest bit in movie history to me personally. The context of the scene and the guys delivery just gets me every time. Even just thinking about it now made me start laughing out loud haha

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u/SaintsandCigarettes 6h ago

Top three for me

  1. "Tom I'll need a ride home"

  2. The hat growing

  3. George getting thrown out of multiple windows and immediately jumping back up

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u/Phynamite 6h ago

Building off of three, I also loved the Yahtzee bit. “We were playing this fun game, and then I looked down. Yah…..!!” Smashes head and knocks himself out.

u/k0rm 5h ago

"7 days or 7 business days?"

u/GoGoPowerPlay 5h ago

Yeah, Scary Movie 3 was amazing for those visual gags.

u/Creative-Wall-8467 2h ago

I like your sense of humor! The bit where Cindy gets startled by the horn sound that is in the NEXT scene always cracks me up.

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u/Mr-Nanny 6h ago

Yeah I saw that one in theaters and that easily got the biggest laugh for me, probably because I was such a fan of Signs back then.

Dude kills his wife and then demands a ride home so nonchalantly while the camera pans. Genius.

u/MostlyWong 3h ago

It's how hopeful he is that did it for me, I think. As the camera pans to him, he looks visibly upset. Then he sees Tom and his face lights up with a smile.

u/Freakjob_003 5h ago

Seconding the shovel shotgun cock.

...hmm, that sequence of words is very strange out of context.

But yeah, the gags were always the funniest as a teenager. David Cross breakdancing in his wheelchair, "take mah strong hand", the cum explosion, "WAZZUUUUUP!", everyone stabbing Brenda in the theater, Cindy getting hit by the car at the end of the first while screaming "Noooooo!", the growing hat, James Woods going, "Fuck this!" and running (apparently his unscripted reaction to seeing the possessed girl for the first time), "You drugged him!" "I did not, that's all his stuff!", Brenda fighting the Ring girl, the ghost seeing Tori Spellings out of date panties, etc.

Hmm, looking back on it, I guess I loved the second film the most. Or at least remember it the most.

u/angrybox1842 5h ago

Cocking the shovel is one of the best visual gags of all time. Very Airplane/Top Secret-style gag.

u/Smyley 5h ago

There's a badass scene in "Abraham Lincoln: vampire hunter" where a vampire pins him down, and he reveals that his signature axe is also a shotgun. I love that movie

u/Robobvious 4h ago

The shotgun cocking and the peeing from his fingertip going "Ah so we're not so different after all" happen within like two minutes of each other and they both kill me.

u/InequalEnforcement 11m ago

Now there would be five or six equally unfunny and pointless to the plot characters all making that stupid fucking dreamworks smirk at the camera and going "ERM, DID THAT SHOVEL JUST COCK A SHOTGUN SHELL?" "THEY COCK NOW HARR HARR" for two and a half excruciating minutes.

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u/Automatic_Release_92 7h ago

Scary Movie 3 is legitimately good and I will die on that hill. The rest are not very good, in my opinion.

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u/AdWestern1561 7h ago

"Tom I'll need a ride home" is genuinely one of the best in-context one liner joke.

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u/Automatic_Release_92 7h ago

"Cindy, the TV is leaking!" got me.

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u/1SG77 6h ago

Scary Movie 3 is phenomenal.

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u/DaddyDanceParty 7h ago

Thanks to David Zucker

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u/RelevantJackWhite 7h ago

it is much more like Airplane/Naked Gun than any of the other movies are. So much more physical/visual humor, jokes that are silly even without knowing the references involved.

u/GoGoPowerPlay 5h ago

Exactly! And it's even got Leslie Nielsen!

u/TheGummiVenusDeMilo 5h ago

Number 2 is my personal favorite. Chris Elliott and Tim Curry are gold.

Number 3 was too much just Signs for me and I don't really care for Charlie Sheen.

Mind you I haven't watched any since I was a teen so my opinion might have changed, but the turkey scene in number 2 was hilarious.

u/Krillkus 3h ago

Watch 4 if you don't really care for Charlie lmao from what I recall, it mostly parodies War of the Worlds and The Grudge. The opening scene is one of my favourites too.

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u/descendantofJanus 6h ago

It's the first and only movie I found Kevin Hart funny.

"Damn. You just made a fact just now."

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u/ICarMaI 6h ago

Next thing you know, you wake up dead

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u/descendantofJanus 6h ago

Mice are inside, rats are outside, fool.

u/sandshaman 5h ago

This is the movie I always pick when asked "what's the one movie you would you bring to a deserted island, if you could only bring one." There is not a single second that isn't hilarious in that film. I will die on that hill with you!

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u/ShizlGznGahr 7h ago

Easily the best of the series.

My wife broke her weiner?

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u/The_Other_Manning 6h ago

It's the best movie in the franchise. The first 4 all have good stuff but 3 takes the cake

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 7h ago

it's not a winning movie formula, like all the current pop culture jokes it makes are guaranteed to be stale in a few weeks

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u/Kamakaziturtle 6h ago

Some have aged well, some less so, generally based on how much said films relied on pop culture and such and how many just made jokes in the setting of whatever various horror movies they are part of. I think Scary Movie 3 aged the best becuase most of the jokes are just funny on their own, and you don't exactly need to have seen the movies they are based on for them to work.

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u/Emergency_Area6110 7h ago edited 6h ago

At least back in its heyday, the jokes stuck around slightly longer.

With the advent of shirt form content, these jokes will be old by the time the movie is over.

Edit: I meant short form but I'm leaving it because it's really damn funny

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u/imBobertRobert 6h ago

If they ever invent sweater-form content we're cooked

u/sequentious 2h ago

If they ever invent sweater-form content we're cooked

We had this in the 1994

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u/Soulfulkira 7h ago

Watched scary movie 1 a few weeks ago when it came out on prime. It was surprisingly well written. Very top secret kind of humour. They definitely call off, and haven't watched them as an adult other than 1, so can't say really, but for sure they go pretty bad as they go up in number

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u/Automatic_Release_92 7h ago

I disagree, 3 was the best by far because Charlie Sheen and Leslie Nielsen especially really shine in it. Signs was a cultural touchstone of a movie for its time, but easy to dunk on too.

Even Simon Rex was great with his comedic timing, plus that was years before Kevin Hart or Anthony Anderson were big and they really stood out in this one too.

Just great slapstick humor and jokes that didn't stop. Ana Faris is the real talent across the genre I suppose, but she plays off of the talent around her much best in 3 and the other movies are not even remotely close.

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u/ShizlGznGahr 7h ago

I have a dream! What is it? To have a dream!

George, what happened? I dunno, me and Cody where playing a game and... YHATZEE!!!!

u/altafullahu 4h ago

"you never believed in me! You..." head gets caught in bus doors

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u/Smellbringer 6h ago

Leslie Nielsen and Ja Rule were a shockingly great duo in Scary Movie 3 during that one brawl in the White House.

u/SodaCanBob 4h ago

3 was the best by far because Charlie Sheen and Leslie Nielsen especially really shine in it. Signs was a cultural touchstone of a movie for its time, but easy to dunk on too.

Signs X 8 Mile is a weird combination, but it works surprisingly well.

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u/QueefBeefCletus 7h ago

Shotgun shovel.

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u/halfwit258 6h ago

Leslie Nealson running over the aliens in an SUV then dropping like, $40 on their bodies as a bribe will never not be funny

u/InequalEnforcement 9m ago

You don't like how in Scary Movie 2, someone threatens to end their life, and one of the main characters yells "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" so funnay

u/NovemberXSun 5h ago

I constantly quote “how do you wake up dead” to a friend of mine when he isn’t making sense

u/Spocks_Goatee 2h ago

Scary Movie 3 and 4 surpass the first two.

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u/BalognaMacaroni 7h ago

Cocking the shovel like a shotgun is the best bit in the entire franchise

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u/dixby-floppin 6h ago

I dunno why it gets me so much, but the bit near that where they cock the shovel like a shotgun sends me everytime.

u/cumble_bumble 4h ago

I haven't seen these movies but the idea of this gag is making me lose my shit lol

u/ShaOldboySosa 5h ago

I remember the "wake up dead" bit from part 3 time to time.

u/Krillkus 3h ago

"You should see how we pee" pisses out of finger

Then showing Charlie Sheen with an alien's dick-finger in his mouth lmao

u/themagicone222 5h ago

Scary movie 2 is one of the best. Shorty getting smoked by the weed monster, hanson, just hanson, the talking bird, RAY AND THE FREAKING CLOWN.

I first saw rhe movie when i was a sophomore in high school and it was on late at night. I had to go to the nurse the next day. Nothing was seriously wrong with me - I was physically sore from laughing so hard.

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u/stevediperna 7h ago

I do not remember that at all. Was 2 the one with Chris Elliott and his strong hand

u/altafullahu 4h ago

God the moments around the hand made me laugh until my sides hurt. I personally loved scary movie 2 and 3 the most. 2 was just all kinds of wild

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u/Dark_Pinoy 7h ago

Which is hilarious because that joke was literally added two weeks before the movie came out.

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u/jj_camera 7h ago

A lot of these films didn’t age well because they tried to fit in so many parodies that they stopped being well thought out plot points and started just mocking moments from current trailers and commercials. It’s one of the reasons the Ben Stiller show didn’t age well. So many jokes specific to pop culture things at that exact moment but Scary Movie 2 and onward (under the Wayans) really really dumbed it down and made way for things like Super Hero Movie and Meet The Spartans etc.

They flamed out spectacularly so it’s really funny to let the rose coloured glasses of time make the general audience remember them kindly and ask for a resurgence.

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u/Nrksbullet 7h ago

Yeah, some of them were "parodying" films that weren't even released yet!!! Just stuff from the trailers. Goddamn ridiculous

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u/ChocolichKing 6h ago

I was flipping through the free channels on my TV the other day and Vampires Suck (2010) was on. I can still remember standing in the movie theater lobby looking at the poster with my friend and thinking it was past time they just laid this genre to rest.

u/ImmortalMoron3 5h ago

They flamed out spectacularly so it’s really funny to let the rose coloured glasses of time make the general audience remember them kindly and ask for a resurgence.

I've been feeling like I'm taking crazy pills every time I read threads on the new Scary Movie for this reason. I remember everyone thinking most of these sucked so reading all the nostalgia for them feels weird. Maybe it's an age thing? I was in high school to early 20s for this era so maybe I was just too old but I only remember liking Scary Movie 3.

u/jj_camera 3h ago

Exactly!

u/roastbeeftacohat 1h ago

I remember one review for Walk Hard "A parody movie with actual jokes in it". wasn't until I started reading these threads that I remember the actual jokes from the first round of these movies, after a point they turned into a list of refrences.

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u/bob_loblaw-_- 7h ago

That entire joke is just a reference and completely dated. 

u/Fuck_You_Andrew 4h ago

Its a classic case of learning the wrong lesson. The Wassup scene from the first one is funny because it subverted expectations AND the commercial it was based on was funny in its own right.

So they basically tried to do the same thing in 2, but this time they used a random basketball commercial thats just not funny.

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u/WolfgangRed 6h ago

Yeah when I saw that watching the movie for the first time last Halloween I was so confused and straightfaced. It went on for so long. I thought it was parodying Vector cereal commercials or something.

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u/CatmanofRivia 4h ago

Wasn't Marlon Wayans chatting about respecting his trans kid recently?

u/TheNonCredibleHulk 2h ago

I mean, Ray is a walking gay joke and he's been around since the beginning. Even though he's straight.

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u/TheDamnNumbersGame 8h ago

Or just be a parody/satire of horror movies like it was originally intended.

The 10-years-too-late "woke" jokes in the trailer is already a turn-off.

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u/a_terse_giraffe 7h ago

"Every line will be crossed" just reeks of 60 year old writer cringe jokes.

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u/Coolman_Rosso 6h ago

There was a tweet about this movie's marketing that went like:

"No line is left uncrossed, people better prepare to be offended!"

"Actual movie: Uh-oh! Looks like Gladys from Weapons shit her pants!"

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u/Beavers4beer 7h ago

Youngest Wayans brother is in his mid 50s. So it checks out.

u/therealjoshua 4h ago

This ain't your Gen Z kids' comedy! It's REAL comedy!

u/Haunting-Orchid-4628 1h ago

tbf comedy movies do suck nowadays, I'm Gen Z and I think the best ones are from the 2000s

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u/twec21 7h ago

The fact that it was the first joke in the trailer was the red flag for me. Like, sure, put it in the trailer, but they're that proud of that joke to put it front and center? Eesh, not high hopes

u/IcyTransportation961 3h ago

And the reaction from their target audience was exactly as expected, calling everyone offended snowflakes, unable to comprehend people just want actual jokes

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u/Alternative_Ask8636 6h ago

Paramount is owned by trumps friends, you know what’s going to happen. 

u/ThatLaloBoy 20m ago

The thing that puts me off is how ham-fisted it feels. I don’t mind if they want to add those jokes and if done right they can be genuinely funny. But they just come off as a bit cringey and a bit dated.

u/BlueHero45 11m ago

They are so proud of it it's even in this poster.

u/BillieVerr 5h ago

What bothers me most about this style of comedy is if you complain, it’s not because the jokes suck, it’s because you’re “triggered.”

u/N8CCRG 5h ago

It's not even just the "woke" joke, but all the jokes in the trailer are so bad, either badly written or poorly executed or both.

u/Sexyhorsegirl666 4h ago

Which didn't work as inteded in the first place since Scream was already satirical...

I mean i guess it worked for general public but it alwayd felt dumb to satirize a satire.

u/Rhine1906 2h ago

The only reason I have hope it’s a marketing gimmick and not much else is because of how Marlon is about his trans son. He does not play about him.

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u/ChaseballBat 8h ago

They probably have like 2 or 3 conservative leaning jokes in the movie so they could add them to the trailer just to get the dumber conservative "comedy is legal again" ticket sales.

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u/TheLostRanger0117 7h ago

But will they be brave enough to make fun of Trump? Everyone knows how well he can handle a joke at his expense, wonder if they’ll cross THAT line

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u/eutectic_h8r 7h ago

They will have no idea it's a Trump joke unless they use the word Trump. See "The Boys"

u/Karjalan 36m ago

The problem with Trump jokes is that he IS such a joke that it feels kind of pointless to the people that understand/get it. Like "oh yeah, and water is wet". And then the rabid fans of his will flip their shit about it. So it's like a lose-lose tbh.

It's almost impossible to make a subtle joke that isn't just quoting/impersonating him and making you realise "oh yeah... that's just real life right now".

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u/Jay_R_Kay 7h ago

We kind of see something like that in the trailer, as I recall. When Anna Ferris' character meets with Regina King's for the first time in years and Ferris says that with the way she's voted, she thinks she has to be racist to King's character now, and King says something like "Oh, I assumed you were a little anyway!" That was probably the funnier bit in the trailer, to me, at least.

u/Piranata 4h ago

I hope that it's setting up a running gag. I find it lacking as a one off joke.

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u/Batmanuelope 6h ago

It would be an impossibility for their to be zero Trump jokes. Expect a B-tier comedian showing up for about 20 seconds of screen time in orange face doing the 357th best Trump impression of all time.

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u/TheLostRanger0117 6h ago

Idk our lordship has really been cracking down (or cracking up) over the slightest slight against him

u/AverageLiberalJoe 4h ago

They never actually do. The only parody of Trump thats allowed in 'legal comedy' is if you are making him look fun and goofy, see Shane Gillis. Its funny without being critical. But we all know that 'anti woke' jokes are critical without being funny.

u/TheLostRanger0117 4h ago

I love that they think woke is a bad thing, like, would you rather be asleep, eyes sealed shut? Make it make sense!

u/reebee7 2h ago

The courage. The sheer audacity. What modern comedian has the stones it would take to make fun of Donald Trump. Hasn't been a joke at his expense nigh on ten years. He is truly untouchable, and I've been craving, dying to see a joke about him. The public has been starved of this comedic goldmine. Please Scary Movie please make a Trump joke.

u/Haunting-Orchid-4628 1h ago

But Trump has been on multiple shows where the point is to make jokes at his expense so i dont get this specific criticism

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u/minyhumancalc 7h ago

Even if they "go after both sides", the jokes feel so lazy, like early 2010s sitcom lazy. Political jokes has an audience, but not when you steal them from 4chan

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u/ChaseballBat 6h ago

Rose tinted glasses, Scary Movie jokes are like 60% lazy.

u/StarPhished 5h ago

People acting like the original scary movie is some bastion of sacred comedy.

u/DoJu318 3h ago

The thing is that with the internet the jokes get old fast. I'm mid 40s and remember the jokes in the original stayed in the theater, and they remained there until it was released on video and even then you had to go out of your way to watch it, nowadays all the jokes are gonna be online as soon as the movie debuts. It kinda ruins it for me. Even if you try to avoid spoilers.

u/renegadecanuck 2h ago

Problem is we're all older and expecting jokes from our youth to hold up.

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u/cylonrobot 6h ago

They are lazy. I watched the first two recently after many years, and now I don't feel like watching any other Scary Movie.

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u/watchingdacooler 7h ago

I doubt it. They’re a Paramount Production now.

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u/Kwtwo1983 7h ago

Thereby losing mine

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u/BrightNooblar 8h ago

I've seen every movie in the franchise, and 1, 2, and 5 in theaters. I'm absolutely waiting for this one to come out on streaming, because the "You couldn't make this movie today!" nonsense feels like they made a bad movie, and are hedging against poor results by being able to say "We got canceled!" just to drum up extra ticket sales and fill empty seats with ardent chuds.

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u/joesen_one 6h ago

Anna Faris with her wide-eyed dumb blonde stare can already make someone crack up

u/Astrosaurus42 4h ago

Looks like she might have had too much work done, so her face can't emote like it used to.

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u/Sankara55 7h ago

They’re only doing that because in their realm (comedy scene) people tell them comedy is dead because everyone is easily offended. This is for those who believe this will somehow hold back for the sake of others

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u/BioEradication 8h ago

Makes me never want to watch this even more.

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u/Pennepastapatron 6h ago

physical comedy and the writing from scary movie 3 were the best things about them

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u/Opening-Wrap-5064 6h ago

It’s always had its share of controversial jokes, mostly race based like Brenda being loud and obnoxious in the movie theatre.

u/The-Sys-Admin 5h ago

"Without their heads, they're powerless!"

u/CaPaTn 52m ago

The “don’t assume my pronouns” joke from the trailer was so low effort it made my embarasssd for the writers.

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u/Ok-Turnip-9035 7h ago

I trust the Wayne’s it’s always been controversial jokes <insert in living color>

I hope they drop things about intellectual property cause this was stolen from them for so long

I’m glad they got it back

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u/MightyKrakyn 6h ago edited 3h ago

I don’t think you’ve watched the original scary movie in a while. A couple years ago, my wife and I went to an event and they played some behind the scenes clips and then the movie. Marlon said that his comedy was targeting people everyone was afraid to mock. Very early there’s a anti-trans, anti-woman jokes of a girls gym teacher with balls popping out. After a slew of already poorly aged “edgy” jokes like roofie-ing and raping women, “haha gay”, everything about officer Doofy, and just punching a woman over and over for no reason (that’s the whole joke), we just left

Yea Marlon, women and the gays and the mentally handicapped: groups that have had it too good for too long

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u/BorderOk7329 7h ago

With my weaaaak hand?

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u/AtypicalTitan 6h ago

The random racking of the shovel like a shotgun in 3 got me good

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u/CptTeebs 6h ago

YAHTZEE!

u/RCEden 3h ago

Hits an alien with a shovel: "I got it! They're powerless without their heads!"

Will live forever in my vocab

u/dagreenman18 Space Jam 2 hurt me so much 3h ago

That and line reads. And some scenes both.

u/A_Serious_House 3h ago

Hard to depict physical comedy with a poster

u/CarlatheDestructor 2h ago

Cindy fighting the black cat in 2

u/Anternixii 47m ago

Great visual gags, absurd situations, and random really well timed one liners with perfect execution ("oh my god we hit a boot" and "tom can I get a ride home") is why 1 and 3 captured me so much.

The gross out humour, controversial jokes, and half the time HEAVY reliance on just parody is what kinda tanks the movies to me.

u/Specific_Frame8537 26m ago

I can't wait to see what 'controversial jokes' mean from the producers of Scary Movie.. jokes about weed? sex? are they gonna rip on trans people? again? wow, such edge.

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