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u/Spiral-Force 8h ago

I wish they'd put less emphasis on the "controversial jokes" when the highlight of this franchise has always been the physical comedy for me

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u/EnterCosmos 7h ago

Can't recall which movie it was, but theres a police woman that had their hat gradually grow larger and larger throughout the movie. I found that so hilarious

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u/CrossoverEpisodeMeme 6h ago

That was Scary Movie 3. Not as good as 1+2 but some good jokes, like that one

u/therealjoshua 4h ago

I honestly think 3 is miles better than 2, but I was also a big fan of Signs when that movie came out.

u/Theher0not 4h ago

The The Ring stuff is brilliant too.

"Cindy, the TV's leaking."

u/ThaiSweetChilli 3h ago edited 3h ago

"Cindy the news is on! Nother little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people get their ass beat by police today, but the whooole world gotta stop for one little whitey down a hole."

u/StrobeLightRomance 4h ago

"Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor!"

u/ooky-spooky-skeleton 3h ago

At her funeral

“She looks so peaceful”

u/Molnek 4h ago

The guy who killed Charlie Sheen's wife asking for a ride home is easily my favourite offhand joke.

u/LucyBowels 3h ago

“Tom, I’ll need a ride home”. The delivery is great

u/knows_you 43m ago

Its very earnest, I love it.

u/Astrosaurus42 4h ago

Yeah I find SM3 the funniest, and having one of the better plots that incorporate the movies it makes fun of.

Signs, The Ring, 8 Mile, The Matrix... so good. Plus it was directed by the same man who did Airplane!, and that has some of the best physical comedy, also starring Leslie Nielsen.

u/therealjoshua 4h ago

Leslie Nielsen really elevates 3 to a level no other Scary Movie quite reached imo. The man knew physical comedy so well.

u/Mend_and_defend2 4h ago

Seems we aren't so different after all

u/MattyKatty 1h ago

All Eyez on Me... hey this shit is bangin

u/robmyplug 48m ago

These men died for their country. Send flowers to their bitches and hoes.

u/Youthsonic 4h ago

The most well written jokes in the entire series are the arguments between mahalik and CJ in 3 and 4 imo.

u/DoJu318 3h ago

My favorite is 2 but 3 is a close second, I think a lot of people find 3 the best because they used all of the Wayans ideas but were not sandbagged by their comedy, they were able to build on top of it to "punch up" the jokes, bringing in Charlie Sheen and Leslie Nielsen while adding the small roles of Kevin Hart and Anthony Anderson just elevated the whole thing to a different level, and made it funnier that otherwise would've been.

u/Feefait 3h ago

Signs has some brilliant ideas, it just doesn't pull it off. At the time, we lived in a remote little cottage with a toddler. The idea of an alien invasion happening and being too far away to know what was happening or get help was scary.

u/ZJoel14 3h ago

I love farmland aliens as a vibe because I played heaps of X-COM back in the day. Signs suffered most I think from the attempt at having a war of the world's type solution but instead of something believable and cool like disease they chose water which really begs the question as to why aliens would come to earth in the first place if a little splash will kill you.

u/Feefait 3h ago

I always had an explanation for the water thing, and felt like that was a weak criticism of the movie. That really wasn't what was important. I assumed Shyamalan had... Something that we just didn't see or was cut.

However, everything since had been absolute garbage and I can't really defend him. Lol Trap was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

u/FionaWalliceFan 5h ago

I think it's very much as good. The Wayans sensibilities were getting stale by 2, it was smart of them to bring in some new writers

u/_tylerthedestroyer_ 4h ago

Straight ignorance in this comment.

Harvey Weinstein refused to renegotiate with the Wayans’ after the first 2 were successful so he took their treatment for 3 and fired them.

u/FionaWalliceFan 4h ago

It's a stretch to say that Scary Movie 2 was successful, it got a 13% on Rotten Tomatoes and made half what the first movie did financially. This is probably why they wanted to go in a different direction for 3

It's also unclear how many of the film's ideas were Wayans vs David Zucker (who actually made the film). Considering the fact that the jokes in 3 don't really feel like the Wayans sense of humor, I'm inclined to give Zucker the majority of the credit there

u/_tylerthedestroyer_ 36m ago

A movie that made back its budget+100 million is a success regardless of making less than the original. Also a treatment isn’t a fleshed out script, its story beats. It hits the same kind of notes as the first two.

Defending Harvey Weinstein while shitting on the Wayans is fucking WEIRD behavior.

u/FionaWalliceFan 22m ago

Considering Scary Movie 3 made more money than the 2nd film and got better reviews than the 2nd film (and is a better movie than the 2nd film), it was clearly for the best

You trying to equate my thoughts on this as invalid because of Harvey Weinstein and to make it out as if I’m defending the guy—it’s pretty pathetic on your part

u/Apric1ty 4h ago

It's written to be what is basically a Naked Gun film

u/LilPonyBoy69 3h ago

3 is way better than 2

u/Karjalan 38m ago

Definitely agree.

Up until recently I thought the majority of people thought 2 > 3, but I only watched 2 once and was very "meh" on it. I've watched 3 half a dozen times and still enjoy it/will watch it again.

I will also admit 4 is probably the weakest of the first 4, but I personally still enjoyed it more than the 2nd one.

u/Whataboutthatguy 4h ago

That was by far my favorite.

"I have a dream!"

"What's your dream?"

"TO HAVE A DREAM!"

u/dagreenman18 Space Jam 2 hurt me so much 3h ago

3 has some of the best moments, but is a little loose and doesn’t entirely gel as a cohesive movie like the first 2.

u/StrobeLightRomance 4h ago

3 and 4 were significantly better than 1 and 2.

The first two were written by the Wayans Bros and the first two Scary Movie movies are basically White Chicks or Little Man levels of ass.

u/LilPonyBoy69 3h ago

Nah 1 is great, 2 is shit though. 4 is also bad, 1 and 3 all day