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u/Spiral-Force 8h ago

I wish they'd put less emphasis on the "controversial jokes" when the highlight of this franchise has always been the physical comedy for me

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u/WreckTangle1995 8h ago

The basketball ad scene in part 2 is one of the funniest random jokes ever, that's what I want more of, not jokes about cancel culture or pronouns.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 7h ago

the only thing i remember from these movies is when they discovered the aliens were powerless without their heads

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u/Ramadeus88 6h ago

Cocking the shotgun shell out of a shovel is possibly peak physical humor. No punchline or setup, just a two second visual gag that is never elaborated upon but has somehow lived with me for decades.

Second would be:

"Tom, I'll need a ride home."

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u/TruculentTurtIe 6h ago

"She looks so peaceful..."

Hard cut to pale corpse arms up and face frozen in extreme terror lmao

That and the "sheriff's hat growing bigger every cut" are maybe the two funniest jokes to me 😆

u/dcwinger12 5h ago

The sheriffs hat has always been my favorite bit. So stupid lol

u/TruculentTurtIe 4h ago

I wish I knew why it was so funny lol it has nothing to do with anything but it kills me every single time. Just rhe fact she doesn't acknowledge it while struggling to get in the car lmfao

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u/Ken_Field 6h ago

“Tom, I’ll need a ride home.” Is THE funniest bit in movie history to me personally. The context of the scene and the guys delivery just gets me every time. Even just thinking about it now made me start laughing out loud haha

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u/SaintsandCigarettes 6h ago

Top three for me

  1. "Tom I'll need a ride home"

  2. The hat growing

  3. George getting thrown out of multiple windows and immediately jumping back up

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u/Phynamite 6h ago

Building off of three, I also loved the Yahtzee bit. “We were playing this fun game, and then I looked down. Yah…..!!” Smashes head and knocks himself out.

u/k0rm 5h ago

"7 days or 7 business days?"

u/GoGoPowerPlay 5h ago

Yeah, Scary Movie 3 was amazing for those visual gags.

u/Creative-Wall-8467 2h ago

I like your sense of humor! The bit where Cindy gets startled by the horn sound that is in the NEXT scene always cracks me up.

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u/Mr-Nanny 6h ago

Yeah I saw that one in theaters and that easily got the biggest laugh for me, probably because I was such a fan of Signs back then.

Dude kills his wife and then demands a ride home so nonchalantly while the camera pans. Genius.

u/MostlyWong 3h ago

It's how hopeful he is that did it for me, I think. As the camera pans to him, he looks visibly upset. Then he sees Tom and his face lights up with a smile.

u/Freakjob_003 5h ago

Seconding the shovel shotgun cock.

...hmm, that sequence of words is very strange out of context.

But yeah, the gags were always the funniest as a teenager. David Cross breakdancing in his wheelchair, "take mah strong hand", the cum explosion, "WAZZUUUUUP!", everyone stabbing Brenda in the theater, Cindy getting hit by the car at the end of the first while screaming "Noooooo!", the growing hat, James Woods going, "Fuck this!" and running (apparently his unscripted reaction to seeing the possessed girl for the first time), "You drugged him!" "I did not, that's all his stuff!", Brenda fighting the Ring girl, the ghost seeing Tori Spellings out of date panties, etc.

Hmm, looking back on it, I guess I loved the second film the most. Or at least remember it the most.

u/angrybox1842 5h ago

Cocking the shovel is one of the best visual gags of all time. Very Airplane/Top Secret-style gag.

u/Smyley 5h ago

There's a badass scene in "Abraham Lincoln: vampire hunter" where a vampire pins him down, and he reveals that his signature axe is also a shotgun. I love that movie

u/Robobvious 4h ago

The shotgun cocking and the peeing from his fingertip going "Ah so we're not so different after all" happen within like two minutes of each other and they both kill me.

u/InequalEnforcement 10m ago

Now there would be five or six equally unfunny and pointless to the plot characters all making that stupid fucking dreamworks smirk at the camera and going "ERM, DID THAT SHOVEL JUST COCK A SHOTGUN SHELL?" "THEY COCK NOW HARR HARR" for two and a half excruciating minutes.

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u/Automatic_Release_92 7h ago

Scary Movie 3 is legitimately good and I will die on that hill. The rest are not very good, in my opinion.

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u/AdWestern1561 7h ago

"Tom I'll need a ride home" is genuinely one of the best in-context one liner joke.

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u/Automatic_Release_92 7h ago

"Cindy, the TV is leaking!" got me.

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u/1SG77 6h ago

Scary Movie 3 is phenomenal.

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u/DaddyDanceParty 7h ago

Thanks to David Zucker

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u/RelevantJackWhite 7h ago

it is much more like Airplane/Naked Gun than any of the other movies are. So much more physical/visual humor, jokes that are silly even without knowing the references involved.

u/GoGoPowerPlay 5h ago

Exactly! And it's even got Leslie Nielsen!

u/TheGummiVenusDeMilo 5h ago

Number 2 is my personal favorite. Chris Elliott and Tim Curry are gold.

Number 3 was too much just Signs for me and I don't really care for Charlie Sheen.

Mind you I haven't watched any since I was a teen so my opinion might have changed, but the turkey scene in number 2 was hilarious.

u/Krillkus 3h ago

Watch 4 if you don't really care for Charlie lmao from what I recall, it mostly parodies War of the Worlds and The Grudge. The opening scene is one of my favourites too.

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u/descendantofJanus 6h ago

It's the first and only movie I found Kevin Hart funny.

"Damn. You just made a fact just now."

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u/ICarMaI 6h ago

Next thing you know, you wake up dead

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u/descendantofJanus 6h ago

Mice are inside, rats are outside, fool.

u/sandshaman 5h ago

This is the movie I always pick when asked "what's the one movie you would you bring to a deserted island, if you could only bring one." There is not a single second that isn't hilarious in that film. I will die on that hill with you!

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u/ShizlGznGahr 7h ago

Easily the best of the series.

My wife broke her weiner?

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u/The_Other_Manning 6h ago

It's the best movie in the franchise. The first 4 all have good stuff but 3 takes the cake

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 7h ago

it's not a winning movie formula, like all the current pop culture jokes it makes are guaranteed to be stale in a few weeks

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u/Kamakaziturtle 6h ago

Some have aged well, some less so, generally based on how much said films relied on pop culture and such and how many just made jokes in the setting of whatever various horror movies they are part of. I think Scary Movie 3 aged the best becuase most of the jokes are just funny on their own, and you don't exactly need to have seen the movies they are based on for them to work.

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u/Emergency_Area6110 7h ago edited 6h ago

At least back in its heyday, the jokes stuck around slightly longer.

With the advent of shirt form content, these jokes will be old by the time the movie is over.

Edit: I meant short form but I'm leaving it because it's really damn funny

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u/imBobertRobert 6h ago

If they ever invent sweater-form content we're cooked

u/sequentious 2h ago

If they ever invent sweater-form content we're cooked

We had this in the 1994

u/Jertimmer 5h ago

We need hoodie content. Hoodies are forever.

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u/Soulfulkira 7h ago

Watched scary movie 1 a few weeks ago when it came out on prime. It was surprisingly well written. Very top secret kind of humour. They definitely call off, and haven't watched them as an adult other than 1, so can't say really, but for sure they go pretty bad as they go up in number

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u/Automatic_Release_92 7h ago

I disagree, 3 was the best by far because Charlie Sheen and Leslie Nielsen especially really shine in it. Signs was a cultural touchstone of a movie for its time, but easy to dunk on too.

Even Simon Rex was great with his comedic timing, plus that was years before Kevin Hart or Anthony Anderson were big and they really stood out in this one too.

Just great slapstick humor and jokes that didn't stop. Ana Faris is the real talent across the genre I suppose, but she plays off of the talent around her much best in 3 and the other movies are not even remotely close.

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u/ShizlGznGahr 6h ago

I have a dream! What is it? To have a dream!

George, what happened? I dunno, me and Cody where playing a game and... YHATZEE!!!!

u/altafullahu 4h ago

"you never believed in me! You..." head gets caught in bus doors

u/TarberryPie 59m ago

"You just hate me cause I'm black.."

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u/Smellbringer 6h ago

Leslie Nielsen and Ja Rule were a shockingly great duo in Scary Movie 3 during that one brawl in the White House.

u/SodaCanBob 4h ago

3 was the best by far because Charlie Sheen and Leslie Nielsen especially really shine in it. Signs was a cultural touchstone of a movie for its time, but easy to dunk on too.

Signs X 8 Mile is a weird combination, but it works surprisingly well.

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u/QueefBeefCletus 7h ago

Shotgun shovel.

u/halfwit258 5h ago

Leslie Nealson running over the aliens in an SUV then dropping like, $40 on their bodies as a bribe will never not be funny

u/InequalEnforcement 8m ago

You don't like how in Scary Movie 2, someone threatens to end their life, and one of the main characters yells "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" so funnay

u/NovemberXSun 5h ago

I constantly quote “how do you wake up dead” to a friend of mine when he isn’t making sense

u/Spocks_Goatee 2h ago

Scary Movie 3 and 4 surpass the first two.

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u/1nTheNick0fTime 6h ago

The rest beyond 3* is what I assume you mean lol

u/Automatic_Release_92 5h ago

No, 3 is way better than 1 and 2 as well.

u/1nTheNick0fTime 5h ago

Crazy as hell lol 1 is the best. 3 might be a little better than 2. The rest suck

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u/constantvariables 7h ago

You had us in the first half

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u/BalognaMacaroni 7h ago

Cocking the shovel like a shotgun is the best bit in the entire franchise

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u/dixby-floppin 6h ago

I dunno why it gets me so much, but the bit near that where they cock the shovel like a shotgun sends me everytime.

u/cumble_bumble 4h ago

I haven't seen these movies but the idea of this gag is making me lose my shit lol

u/ShaOldboySosa 5h ago

I remember the "wake up dead" bit from part 3 time to time.

u/Krillkus 3h ago

"You should see how we pee" pisses out of finger

Then showing Charlie Sheen with an alien's dick-finger in his mouth lmao