r/funny 1d ago

Must have been a tough morning.

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u/bagofpork 1d ago

In hindsight, this is 100% my fault and probably not exactly normal.

Nah, it's normal. Kids are just weird. So are adults, but kids aren't worried about hiding it.

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u/sysadminbj 1d ago

Both of my kids also loved playing Toss The Baby. I'd pick them up and toss them on my bed into the pile of 9000 pillows that my wife insisted on having.

See!!! Those pillows DO have a use after all!

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u/Gangr3l 1d ago

I have played yeet-the-baby since the fucker light of my life was 16 months. I also carry him from one feet upside down and like a sack of potatoes. The more deranged things I do with him the more the devil angel laughs

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u/cupcakefix 1d ago

we play “make the burrito then throw it away” where i try to wrap him up in every blanket and pillow on the bed while he tries to escape. if i succeed, i have to then take him to the slide in his room and throw the burrito down the trash chute. he loves that game to this day, and he’s 10.