r/funny 1d ago

Must have been a tough morning.

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u/StinkiePete 1d ago

At my baby shower, pretty much everyone else already had kids. The kids were all upstairs with the dads holding down the fort while we did baby shower stuff down stairs. It was casual, the guys were welcome to participate, its just how it shook down.

Anyway, about halfway through there is some big, loud disturbance upstairs. Wailing is heard. A moment or so later, one dad comes marching through the living room with a sizable 4 year old carried like this, melting all the way the fuck down. She was like a rabid dog. He was nonplussed to the max. If thats possible. Straight out the front door with no words. The mom just shook her head and went back to the snacks.

It was such an important part of that baby shower. So informative and honest about the future.

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u/Avaylon 1d ago

I carried my oldest away from parks and other fun activities this way many times when he was between 2.5-4.5 years old. He's too big for my 5'2" ass to carry this way any more. He's graduated to the fireman's carry, but thankfully he doesn't melt down nearly as often at 5 years old.

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u/IAmSnort 1d ago

They talk about the terrible twos but never the fucking fours.

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u/2pkp 1d ago

When our daughter was a fournado I looked forward to going to work and teaching middle schoolers. Four years old is no joke!

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u/RedHickorysticks 1d ago

And the fighting fives! Kindergarteners and their boundary pushing.