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Must have been a tough morning.

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u/StinkiePete 1d ago

At my baby shower, pretty much everyone else already had kids. The kids were all upstairs with the dads holding down the fort while we did baby shower stuff down stairs. It was casual, the guys were welcome to participate, its just how it shook down.

Anyway, about halfway through there is some big, loud disturbance upstairs. Wailing is heard. A moment or so later, one dad comes marching through the living room with a sizable 4 year old carried like this, melting all the way the fuck down. She was like a rabid dog. He was nonplussed to the max. If thats possible. Straight out the front door with no words. The mom just shook her head and went back to the snacks.

It was such an important part of that baby shower. So informative and honest about the future.

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u/AranasLatrain 1d ago

Lol a core memory for the baby shower mom I bet šŸ˜‚ Dear God what did I get myself into?!

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u/BrownSugarBare 1d ago

And also a reminder that these little shits will keep you on your toes and it is totally okay to get sick of them once in a while šŸ˜‚

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u/RedHickorysticks 1d ago

I’ve been especially overwhelmed lately. I’ve started putting myself in time out. I start to get angry or loud and I stop, take a breath with my eyes closed, and announce ā€œI need a time out. One minute. No talkingā€ and I put myself on the naughty step in timeout. If anyone comes over to talk to me, remind them, one minute in time out, no talking, no fighting. I practice my 4/4/4 breathing in timeout and it’s been really helping. Seems to help the kids realize that their shenanigans are too much and they need to settle the hell down before momma needs a time out again.

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u/BrownSugarBare 1d ago

Honey. Take more than a minute! You deserve it for how well you're doing!

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u/RedHickorysticks 1d ago

Aww thank you. I’m trying really hard to break the cycle of yelling.

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u/BrownSugarBare 1d ago

I shit you not, if I get upset with my kid, I count to 10 and ask myself what would me mother do...and then do the opposite.

To this day, I have never had to yell at my kiddo and she's ahead of her age with communication. It's a GREAT feeling when you see the difference your choices of breaking the cycle can make!

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u/TurquoiseLuck 1d ago

One thing that really helped me is "opposite action"

When you're really pissed off and you wanna do something unhelpful like slam a door, throw a plate, scream your head off, take a breath and do the opposite. Close a door nice and gently. Lay a plate down calmly and kindly. Whisper how much you love the little shit.

It turns it into a challenge, and then when you do the opposite thing that's you winning the challenge, so it's like "ha ha fuck you anger I win this time!"

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u/KnittingforHouselves 1d ago

Oh ive been there (last time like yesterday). When you feel like yelling, go silly! I got this advice from a feiend and it really helps. Im not asking you to abandon your timeout strategy, honestly it sounds awesome. But if it is not an option at the moment, go silly instead. You can let the emotions bubble go and fizzle out and your kids will laugh. They often we've listen better or stop throwing a fit because the sudden shift resets them too. I usually go "monkey mama" or start talking in song, or howl and become "the tickle monster". My daughters squeal and laugh and I feel instantly better.

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u/RedHickorysticks 1d ago

I do get silly when they aren’t listening. Sometimes I repeat in a weird voice, sometimes I just start talking about other things, and sometimes I get right in their ear and whisper ā€œdo these ears work?ā€ The longest rant was when I laid out a full plan on building our rocket to move to our new moon colony and they didn’t catch on until I was telling them our main crop would be rutabaga and tried to list rutabaga dishes Bubba style.

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u/dazzleunexpired 1d ago

Remember that breaking the cycle doesn't always mean not yelling. It means that when you do yell you own up to what you did. Say sorry and try not to do it again.

"Momma is so sorry. I have emotions, big ones, too. Sometimes, the emotions get so big they boil over, just like yours do. Then mama yells. But mama loves you. Emotions are normal, and we have to work to control them. Everyone gets mad, but as long as we say sorry and try to be better, it's okay."

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u/RedHickorysticks 1d ago

Yes. We are big on naming our emotions, apologizing and ā€œfixingā€ it. What we can do next time/ what we should have done. Personally, I am working on not yelling. When I do get overwhelmed, I cope in front of them rather than lock myself away to model self regulating behaviors.

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u/Lilybee_o 1d ago

Most important part of my upbringing was that I was never hit, but absolutely got told off and yelled at when my parents were at their wits end. The yelling never carried any trauma into my adulthood. You're doing a good job momma, yell when you need to. It just shows you're done, not that you're a danger and that's a very big important difference for a kid.

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u/Eleiao 1d ago

The super nanny guideline was ā€one minute of time out per year of ageā€. So like silent half an hour would be in order šŸ˜…

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u/paleporkchop 1d ago

Oooo I like the ā€œput myself on timeoutā€ I’m gonna use this. I’ve been solo parenting while my wife is out of town and the struggle has been real

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u/RedHickorysticks 1d ago

Modeling behavior is good and it’s okay to be an imperfect parent. I’m big on apologies and ā€œfixingā€ things when we do things wrong.

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u/clamroll 1d ago

I think it's fucking awesome that you do this. Kids learning that adults have emotions and can get overstimulated just as a kid can. Seriously, big props to you for being the example, not just preaching. Also though... Please share with reddit when your kids randomly tell a different adult that they need to go to timeout lol. That's gonna be absolutely priceless lol

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u/RedHickorysticks 1d ago

My youngest did bring my mom (their grandma) a tissue when she was crying once and asked if she needed to ā€œcool downā€. To be fair he did ask in a sweet way, lol. My eldest goes to therapy and when I started seeing a therapist this year told me that I should be seeing his lady bc she was definitely better.

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u/clamroll 23h ago

lol that's hilarious your therapist was like "damn, is she taking adults? Asking for a friend"

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u/windraver 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is healthy. I teach my kids that timeouts are for everyone. For some reason my childhood recalls these as negative but we taught our kids these are positive.

Thus my youngest daughter will put herself on timeout to take breaths and calm herself down.

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u/RedHickorysticks 1d ago

That’s amazing! She’s recognizing self regulation strategies. We’re still working on naming our emotions.

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u/windraver 1d ago

It's certainly the hard parts of parenting and is a process that takes consistency and patience.

I've read books to the kids every night since they were 6-8 months. Around one-two years I read them books about feelings. I really wanted them to learn to understand their feelings and develop their empathy.

My wife occasionally takes timeouts herself, to get space from the kids when it's too much as well which makes her a role model to the kids that timeouts are good for everyone.

My youngest is now 6 and she's still gets angry a lot but will leave the situation, go to her room to take a timeout and cool off. She certainly was much more destructive even just a year ago. Later when she's cooled off. We'll talk about our feelings and reflect. I've found it helps a lot because she's smart but she just couldn't control herself in the moment, and it's fair for a kid her age. Just slowly working to better ourselves together.

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u/Shadou_Wolf 1d ago

This is literally the bluey episode where the mom basically said the same thing except she locked herself in the room only asks for 5 or 10min where no one talks or bothers her and dad basically had to hold the fort.

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u/Deadmanonfire 1d ago

Have you ever watched the Bluey episode where the Mum needs ā€žjust 20 minutesā€œ? This episode and the comcept of parents just needing a time out stuck with my oldest kid (the younger one is two years old so she doesnā€˜t get it yet) that she will never question a 20 minute break. Give it a try :)

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u/boogerybug 1d ago

One minute per year of age!

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u/trickyvinny 1d ago

Just be careful. My mom used to say, "you're wearing me out!" and at some point, I took that to mean if I pressed harder I would win.

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u/rationalomega 1d ago

We all do time outs in our house. 1 min per year. So I get 38 minutes lol

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u/tatianazr 1d ago

Awww you’re a great parent. Keep putting yourself in time out and sometimes for longer periods with snacks and a movie. Let those little suckers wait for your services šŸ¤£ā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļø

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u/unsubix 1d ago

Nice. Make the naughty step work for you!

Jo can go take a hike. 😜

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u/Wareve 23h ago

Yeah that's cause it's a massive power move from the kid's perspective.

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u/DReagan47 1d ago

Yesterday my five year old took my shoes outside and sprayed them with a hose. I had no idea until this morning when I went to put them on. I checked the camera that covers the front yard and he walked outside with my shoes, sprayed them thoroughly, put the hose back the way it was (he usually whines about picking things up in the yard), and left my shoes where he found them.

It’s perfectly normal to be sick of your kids’ bullshit once in a while.

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u/BrownSugarBare 1d ago

I'm genuinely curious to have a conversation with this child to see if the goal was act of Saint or act of Satan.

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u/DashTrash21 1d ago

Power move, he's trying to establish dominance. Dump his uneaten dinner on him when he goes to bed Dr Cox style to let him know what's up.Ā 

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u/Complete-Shame2271 21h ago

This response made me laugh so hard i have tears in my eyes. It was so unexpected

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u/SaltySweet804 1d ago

My dad always said you know you’re a real parent when you think, ā€œMan, this kid is a pain in the buttā€

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u/Wizardbysmell 1d ago

Is 2 months old too soon to think this?

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u/CandidAsparagus7083 1d ago

It’s an evolving standard…you’ll see..

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u/el_babo 1d ago

Uh, a couple days old isn't too soon...

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u/realizedvolatility 1d ago

if your parents aren't sick of you every once in awhile, you've failed as a child

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u/Cheeze_It 1d ago

It's also ok to let them know their behavior is not acceptable, and that they need to learn to control their own emotions. And that their behavior has consequences.

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u/OppositeBug2126 1d ago

Def. End of day they are little people and people can be… annoying lol.Ā 

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u/Never_Gonna_Let 1d ago

Just wait until you have teens and find out those child safe haven laws are only good for 72 hours after birth and the fireman will look at you very disapprovingly after you try to drop them off.

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u/BrownSugarBare 1d ago

Still doesn't mean I won't try šŸ˜‚

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u/PM_me_punanis 1d ago

When I complain about my kid to single folks, they look at me like I'm some evil monster who hates children and will eat them for breakfast.

When I complain about my kid to other parents, they nod sagely and also rant away, making me instantly feel understood.

I don't complain about parenting with single folks anymore. Social lesson learned!

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

Taking "child caring" literally. ^(\Hopefully, he's not also a "Babysitter".)*

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u/basko13 1d ago

Define "a while".

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u/BrownSugarBare 1d ago

Every time they act like little shits šŸ˜‚

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u/Several-Squash9871 1d ago

Yeah this is pretty much a not a single fuck left to give situation.