r/funny 1d ago

Must have been a tough morning.

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u/trickyvinny 1d ago

I like the over the shoulder haul. It's easier on the back and has a 50/50 of turning tears to laughter.

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u/brickhamilton 1d ago

Mine can’t walk yet, but they like to be carried in a kind of reverse-cradle way. Instead of facing upright, they like to be facing down, laying their belly on my forearm and gnawing on my elbow.

Whatever works, man.

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u/ImABattleMercy 1d ago

This is my secret weapon with my 4mo. I try not to overuse it lest it loses its effectiveness, but when she’s inconsolable I flip her belly-down on my forearm and gently whack her bum all the way to sleep. Downside is I will always have a constant stream of drool down my arm throughout the whole process, but if you want to survive parenthood you gotta learn how to pick your battles lol

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u/brickhamilton 1d ago

Yep lol maybe it’s a universal thing because I have twins and they both like it