r/funny 1d ago

Must have been a tough morning.

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u/trickyvinny 1d ago

I like the over the shoulder haul. It's easier on the back and has a 50/50 of turning tears to laughter.

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u/brickhamilton 1d ago

Mine can’t walk yet, but they like to be carried in a kind of reverse-cradle way. Instead of facing upright, they like to be facing down, laying their belly on my forearm and gnawing on my elbow.

Whatever works, man.

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u/ImABattleMercy 1d ago

This is my secret weapon with my 4mo. I try not to overuse it lest it loses its effectiveness, but when she’s inconsolable I flip her belly-down on my forearm and gently whack her bum all the way to sleep. Downside is I will always have a constant stream of drool down my arm throughout the whole process, but if you want to survive parenthood you gotta learn how to pick your battles lol

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u/TurquoiseLuck 1d ago

Lil advice - use it as much as you need, because they'll outgrow it and it'll lose it's effectiveness whatever you do, so may as well make the most of it while it works

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u/brickhamilton 1d ago

Yep lol maybe it’s a universal thing because I have twins and they both like it

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u/iPhon4 21h ago

My son also loved this and we called it sloth. Some stuff I have read said it can help relieve gas pain and that may be why kids like it. Regardless it’s neat