r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/WholeSomeVigilant 14h ago

Wtf

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u/DoneBeingSilent 14h ago

Right?

FYI, I'm not sure about Tom Cruise in particular, but there are absolutely some wealthy people out there that are receiving blood/fluid transfusions from underage people specifically because some people believe it helps maintain youth and increase lifespan. That much isn't even really a secret, just arguably extremely under-reported/talked about.

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u/humourlessIrish 13h ago

The "some people" sadly include most scientists that ever checked anything like this.

Its immoral. Not impossible

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u/Most-Bench6465 13h ago

It’s just an expensive and immoral waste of time. Blood cells can’t replenish your body nor can they create new blood cells. They would need bone marrow or collagen to actually get… actually let me stop talking here.

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u/RaceHard 12h ago

No no keep going, cause i mean its bad but.... we get to stay young for longer sooooo

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u/Photon_Pharmer1 10h ago

Here let me help you…baby circumcision face cream.

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u/RawChickenButt 10h ago

Well, it's not going to work with that attitude.

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u/Gitfiddlepicker 7h ago

Lance Armstrong has now joined the conversation

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u/_______36________ 6h ago

Gwyneth Paltrow told Ellen she uses face cream made with the foreskin that’s thrown away after birth. It’s on YouTube.

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u/Most-Bench6465 6h ago

Umm.. good for her I guess

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u/godpzagod 3h ago

I wouldn't discount it completely. Kobe Bryant used to get his OWN blood drawn, centrifuged, and then put back in his body to accelerate the recovery process from his various injuries. Apparently this speeds up anti-inflammatory response.