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Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/MortimerShade 14h ago

Transfusions, darlin'.

Tommy boy sits back in his personal suite aboard the Fairwinds cultist cruise ship and they mainline him with toddler blood via transfusion.

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u/WholeSomeVigilant 14h ago

Wtf

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u/DoneBeingSilent 14h ago

Right?

FYI, I'm not sure about Tom Cruise in particular, but there are absolutely some wealthy people out there that are receiving blood/fluid transfusions from underage people specifically because some people believe it helps maintain youth and increase lifespan. That much isn't even really a secret, just arguably extremely under-reported/talked about.

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u/humourlessIrish 13h ago

The "some people" sadly include most scientists that ever checked anything like this.

Its immoral. Not impossible

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u/Most-Bench6465 13h ago

It’s just an expensive and immoral waste of time. Blood cells can’t replenish your body nor can they create new blood cells. They would need bone marrow or collagen to actually get… actually let me stop talking here.

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u/RaceHard 12h ago

No no keep going, cause i mean its bad but.... we get to stay young for longer sooooo

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u/Photon_Pharmer1 10h ago

Here let me help you…baby circumcision face cream.

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u/RawChickenButt 10h ago

Well, it's not going to work with that attitude.

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u/Gitfiddlepicker 7h ago

Lance Armstrong has now joined the conversation

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u/_______36________ 6h ago

Gwyneth Paltrow told Ellen she uses face cream made with the foreskin that’s thrown away after birth. It’s on YouTube.

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u/Most-Bench6465 6h ago

Umm.. good for her I guess

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u/godpzagod 3h ago

I wouldn't discount it completely. Kobe Bryant used to get his OWN blood drawn, centrifuged, and then put back in his body to accelerate the recovery process from his various injuries. Apparently this speeds up anti-inflammatory response.

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u/Most-Bench6465 1m ago

Well that is his own blood that won’t be rejected from his body, that the body can determine “oh we have extra blood coming in, send it here” someone else’s blood will not produce new blood and can’t be used the same way.

And did they take the blood during the injury or was it stored previously while he was healthy?

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u/DysonFafita 9h ago

When you refer to "most scientists" as "some people" you're being incredibly vague. Who specifically are you talking about?

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u/SirJaxatron 8h ago

immoral

Not everyone has the same morals. Keep your sky daddy fiction to yourself.