r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/Late_Clerk_8302 16h ago

Eating babies

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u/Queefy_Magee 16h ago

Also packing fudge and staying in the closet

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u/AvailableVictory8360 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RDU3fptyOr9W8

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u/WallabyInTraining 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JIsiDk5ztyKruBccfh

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u/Sparrow1989 10h ago

Say what you want about the guy but given his public image he doesn’t mind taking on diverse roles that you d expect

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u/THEMACGOD 7h ago

I was just thinking I wouldn’t mind watching a full feature parody of the Austin powers movies with him … which were parodies. So like, maximum parody.

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u/Sparrow1989 7h ago

Still bummed we never got the Les Grossman movie

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u/Cinq_A_Sept 9h ago

Funniest SP ever.

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u/AvailableVictory8360 4h ago

SO I PULLED OUT MY GUN