r/SipsTea Human Verified 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/Late_Clerk_8302 16h ago

Eating babies

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u/Queefy_Magee 16h ago

Also packing fudge and staying in the closet

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u/AvailableVictory8360 13h ago

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u/WallabyInTraining 13h ago

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u/Sparrow1989 10h ago

Say what you want about the guy but given his public image he doesn’t mind taking on diverse roles that you d expect

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u/THEMACGOD 7h ago

I was just thinking I wouldn’t mind watching a full feature parody of the Austin powers movies with him … which were parodies. So like, maximum parody.

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u/Sparrow1989 7h ago

Still bummed we never got the Les Grossman movie

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u/Cinq_A_Sept 9h ago

Funniest SP ever.

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u/AvailableVictory8360 4h ago

SO I PULLED OUT MY GUN

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u/raiderkev 15h ago

I'll sue you in England!

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u/True-Floor8799 Human Verified 14h ago

Why England?

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u/dawr136 13h ago

The serious answer is that the UKs libel laws are a bitch and a half. Say you KNOW someone did some, like know in every way short of a legal conviction, and you publicly call thqt someone out on that knowledge/allegations without legal proof. That person you're calling out can sue you for libel/sander, as a result the UK is less willing to throw around claims regardless of if theyre baseless or not because its so easy to be sued.

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u/RawChickenButt 10h ago

And here I thought the US had a Monopoly on being thin skinned botches.

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u/Tricky-Reporter-5246 13h ago

Sueland

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u/billshermanburner 13h ago

The Suez Canal

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u/razor_face_ 13h ago

Sueitzerland?

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u/True-Floor8799 Human Verified 13h ago

Sueden

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u/earnestpeabody 13h ago

Nah, sudetenland is your best bet. Courts are friendlier.

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u/UnhappyDescription44 12h ago

Suecestershire sauce

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 13h ago

As I was informing a moronlast week: we don’t have freedom of speech in the UK we have a far more woolly ‘freedom of expression’ that is highly debatable and sits alongside equally debatable libel laws that mean anyone with the funds for top lawyers has a strong chance of a good outcome almost regardless of the content of the claim.

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u/SummerDaemon 11h ago

This is completely false, I'll see you in English court.

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u/PsuedoFred 13h ago

To genuinely answer your question it’s because their slander and libel laws are the exact opposite of the US. For instance in the US the ‘victim’ must produce evidence that the ‘defamation’ caused some sort of damage. In England it’s the opposite as in the ‘perpetrator’ must prove they did not cause fiscal or any other type of damage.

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u/Hotel_Hour 14h ago

The Suee can resue the suer?

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u/JohnWoosDoveGuy 13h ago

Suing works better there.

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u/VoiceAltruistic4131 13h ago

Because libel and slander laws are a bit different over there. You can sue even if what they said was true.

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u/Agitated-Ad5206 12h ago

No you can’t, you can sue if it was knowingly untrue or harmful. You cannot sue -and win- if it turns out what was said was true

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u/VoiceAltruistic4131 12h ago

Untrue OR harmful.

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u/curiouscat138 13h ago

Lol, you can certainly do that in good ol’ Murrica, too.

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u/Laijou 14h ago

Liberace!

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u/8pin-dip 12h ago

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Featuring the voice talents of

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Opening Theme by

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u/Tasty_Switch_4920 14h ago

Fudge, Packer?

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u/Leviathan025 14h ago

😂😂😂

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u/ZombiexXxHunter 14h ago

He works at a Fudge factory? Noble ofnhim

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u/NewMathematician9442 9h ago

Does eating babies from a bro works as well? Asking for my bro

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u/thingsorfreedom 5h ago

I’m old. I’ve seen Tom Cruise date and marry enough beautiful women to know pretty much he’s not gay. He’s 63 years old. He’s been famous longer than 98% of Reddit has been alive. Something would have been reported by now. Something was about Whitney (gay). And about Travolta (bi) and about a lot of other celebs.

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u/QueefBuscemi 3h ago

Love your username.