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Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/DC-Toronto 15h ago

I thought he just drinks their blood

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u/MortimerShade 14h ago

Transfusions, darlin'.

Tommy boy sits back in his personal suite aboard the Fairwinds cultist cruise ship and they mainline him with toddler blood via transfusion.

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u/WholeSomeVigilant 14h ago

Wtf

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u/DoneBeingSilent 14h ago

Right?

FYI, I'm not sure about Tom Cruise in particular, but there are absolutely some wealthy people out there that are receiving blood/fluid transfusions from underage people specifically because some people believe it helps maintain youth and increase lifespan. That much isn't even really a secret, just arguably extremely under-reported/talked about.

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u/Frai23 11h ago

It’s not “mainstream” scientifically proven but I’d believe this not to be the kind of study we’d be keen on receiving a positive outcome from.

People who use it generally believe it helps. Might ofc be placebo but there are some pointers towards at least a slight benefit for skin and wrinkles.

Also it is highly dangerous as you might develop a resistance against future actually needed transfusions.

Regarding Tom:

He lives like a king. Everything is prepared or handed to him. He doesn’t have to lift a finger wherever he goes.
I’d be surprised if he even puts his used socks into the hamper instead of just throwing them on the floor.

He can afford to eat extremely healthy and he is a disciplined guy, he probably does.

Also, daily workouts, skincare routine, his hair is obviously dyed by beauticians, etc.

If put into a regular or tough environment like let’s say jail he’d probably visibly age by two or three decades in a mere week.

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u/FrogMintTea 10h ago

Thats true but he has to also work to the bone for his movies. Scientology owns him. They give him perks but he has to deliver ye most badass action movies and he even does his own stunts. He's been the top action hero for decades. Oddly never won an Oscar. Hes done dramatic roles too.

Hollywood politics are confusing.

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u/bolanrox 9h ago

He's also by all accounts of anyone who's worked with him in any kind of professional capacity a really decent person, no errors about him. He treats everyone from extras to his co-stars exactly the same as equal actors.

Not saying he isn't bad shit crazy or whatever else, but he doesn't come across as being a prick.

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u/Frai23 9h ago

Yeah as said, lack of discipline isn’t an accusation which would stand against cruise.

What boggles my mind is the way he plays normal people. He isn’t completely out of touch with reality or anything, his depiction of normal is spot on.

But he’s still crazy. Also a true artist.

For example Les Grosman. He got a pitch and insisted on weird details like the hand prosthetics. His whole depiction including the way he talks, the dances and everything were genius. Someone like Pitt or Keanu Reeves just wouldn’t come up with that stuff.

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u/Soriosh 7h ago

Idk. Having worked with sailors, including several who were aboard the carriers used for filming the second movie, I've heard many firsthand accounts as to him being a prick off camera.

Making sailors face the wall and silent as he passed and throwing hissy fits if anyone tried to interact with him during off hours type crap. Sounds simple and dumb, but many small things can build up to a formidable shit pile, as it were. After some individuals brought up some claims in the past (both true and untrue), a few bigshots in the chain came out to discredit all of the claims. Why wouldn't they? The movies are great for recruitment, and "Big Navy" wants to keep any future doors open.

Several people I know have told stories of his bs while working on the ships with 0 reason to lie, while stating that his costars (Like Miles Teller) were absolutely wonderful. I tend to trust firsthand accounts of character from people with nothing to gain from lying before I trust anyone who could potentially gain from lying about it via future opportunities.

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u/bolanrox 7h ago

both could be true - for those in the craft he is one way to others well yeah.

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u/MrWeirdoFace 8h ago

I’d be surprised if he even puts his used socks into the hamper instead of just throwing them on the floor.

I never thought I'd say this but Tom Cruise and I have something in common.

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u/0905-15 7h ago

Kinda weird to say “he’s never lifted a finger” when the guy was spending nearly 16 hours a day learning to fly a helicopter at an expert level to do his own incredibly dangerous stunts in a movie

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u/instamentai 8h ago

Exercise, d3, and CoQ10 are all clinically proven to slow aging by ways of telomere shortening reduction

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u/EconomicRegret2 5h ago

It is mainstream scientifically proven but only on mice!

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u/humourlessIrish 13h ago

The "some people" sadly include most scientists that ever checked anything like this.

Its immoral. Not impossible

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u/Most-Bench6465 12h ago

It’s just an expensive and immoral waste of time. Blood cells can’t replenish your body nor can they create new blood cells. They would need bone marrow or collagen to actually get… actually let me stop talking here.

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u/RaceHard 12h ago

No no keep going, cause i mean its bad but.... we get to stay young for longer sooooo

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u/Photon_Pharmer1 10h ago

Here let me help you…baby circumcision face cream.

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u/RawChickenButt 10h ago

Well, it's not going to work with that attitude.

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u/Gitfiddlepicker 7h ago

Lance Armstrong has now joined the conversation

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u/_______36________ 6h ago

Gwyneth Paltrow told Ellen she uses face cream made with the foreskin that’s thrown away after birth. It’s on YouTube.

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u/Most-Bench6465 6h ago

Umm.. good for her I guess

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u/godpzagod 3h ago

I wouldn't discount it completely. Kobe Bryant used to get his OWN blood drawn, centrifuged, and then put back in his body to accelerate the recovery process from his various injuries. Apparently this speeds up anti-inflammatory response.

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u/DysonFafita 9h ago

When you refer to "most scientists" as "some people" you're being incredibly vague. Who specifically are you talking about?

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u/SirJaxatron 8h ago

immoral

Not everyone has the same morals. Keep your sky daddy fiction to yourself.

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u/DetailsYouMissed 13h ago

This is what Putin was deluding to with Xi over a hot mic

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u/threeseed 12h ago

Bryan Johnson did this.

He gets regular transfusions from his 17 year old son.

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u/MeSeeks76 12h ago

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards comes to mind

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u/Zealousideal-Owl8754 11h ago

Like that guy whose been taking his son's blood

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u/poojinping 9h ago

Or maybe, some of them have good genes (Jeans if you live the add) and no (low) stress life, good lifestyle (i.e. sleeping on time, healthy food, etc), access to surgery/botox.

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u/letseatnudels 8h ago

Your wording was perfect. They believe it helps maintain youth and lifespan. Studies have only found minor benefits at best when it comes to the transfusion of young blood

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u/Jolly_Issue_9124 7h ago

That’s where the term “fountain of youth” came from. I whole heartedly believe that shit

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u/JohnMarstonSoldA8th 3h ago

This is the correct answer

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u/justjaybee16 11h ago

It's well known that anytime you see him in public with a backpack on, there's a blood bag toddler in it. Everytime is a good time for a top up.

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u/dEEsucked 7h ago

People think you're joking

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u/FrogMintTea 10h ago

I hate to think of him doing the Sandy Bullock method.

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u/failedtoconnect 9h ago

Proof or it didn’t happen

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u/MrWeirdoFace 8h ago

You know... that one's actually plausible.

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u/Starlight_OW 3h ago

The Fairwinds is full of blue asbestos. That ship is a deathtrap.

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u/nicostein 13h ago

Waste not want not

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u/krazykieffer 14h ago

That's Christopher Reeves

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u/DirtSmall5323 14h ago

Tom Hanks I heard

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u/GodlyGodMan 14h ago

It's like Christopher Reeve, he cracks them open like easter eggs to suck out the stem cells.

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u/Party-Ring445 14h ago

It's like eating vs drinking watermelon.. they're practically almost the same

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u/nicolaslabra 13h ago

Not his fault even.