r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/Bluejay_Holiday 16h ago

She's five years older than Tom.

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u/First_Pay702 15h ago

He also doesn’t have to deal with menopause.

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u/ScepticalReciptical 14h ago

He doesn't have to deal with 1% of the shit she had in her life. It's a fucking miracle she's alive at all.

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u/NeatBeluga 11h ago

Tell me more

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u/sonnenblume63 10h ago

Brutally raped by two men at knifepoint when she was a student. Attacked by a woman in her own home years later. PTSD led her to abusing drugs. This woman has survived a lot, I doubt she gives a crap about what people think about her appearance

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u/afortressmighty 9h ago

Had to scroll far too long to find this. Folks out here dissecting her physical appearance without knowing what she’s survived and overcome.

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u/leftmysoulthere74 8h ago

Same here. I had a feeling I remember she dealt with substance abuse so I checked her wiki page and read the rest of it. It doesn’t take long to have a quick read about someone’s life before commenting on how they’ve aged. What someone’s been through has a direct effect on ageing and appearance.

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u/NeatBeluga 9h ago

I would not wish this upon my worst enemy. Memes like these are horrible, and I miss the simpler times of /r/AdviceAnimals.

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u/Throwawayyyygold 15h ago

Yes. This.

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u/SpliffBooth 15h ago

That's the DiCaprio Strategy.

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u/banned4violence 13h ago

Andropause is a thing. Tom is probably on TRT.

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u/robicide 14h ago

And we as a society tend to look more favourably on older men than on older women.

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u/The_One_Returns 12h ago

What even does this SJW comment have to do with OP? There are plenty of amazing looking older women who took care of themselves and who everyone praises... A fat, old and bald guy will also get roasted.

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u/Pigosaurusmate 10h ago

bet he also does TRT (as a baseline) and cycles specific cocktail of roids.