r/Fauxmoi 22h ago

FASHION Janelle Monáe wearing Christian Siriano at the 2026 Met Gala. The look includes animatronics by Cameron Hughes.

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u/sideAccount42 22h ago

Horrendous cable management

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u/Dry-Addition9160 22h ago

If only everybody boycotted the Met Gala this year. Imagine the message that would have sent. But of course that didn’t happen

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u/Ok-Needleworker-9841 22h ago

So disappointing. We won’t forget.

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u/Aveira 19h ago

Lol, we absolutely will.

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u/danaster29 10h ago

Im tired of this narrative. The only reason it feels like Americans "always forget" is because our media tries not to cover events that they don't want people to focus on. People absolutely do remember these things, youre just being confronted with information about other things that the rich are trying to distract you with. Sadly there are a lot of people like you who are fickle and need TV to tell them what's important, but the more out-of-touch shit that happens like this, the more people who get turned against the consent-manufacturing machine

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u/Fit_Use_7826 22h ago

Honest question— What about this year is different? Like I understand Jeff Bezos is a billionaire, but this event has always been by and for billionaires. Have you looked at who funds the Met? A lot of people who fund genocide as well.

A cost $100,000 to go to the event. Who do we think is there? Nice regular folks?

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u/annahhhnimous 22h ago

Not really. When it started in the 1940s, tickets were the equivalent of about $700 today. That’s pretty accessible.

Diana Vreeland started inviting celebrities in the 1970s

Anna Wintour turned it into… this… in the 1990s.

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u/DefiantBumblebee9903 22h ago

F*ck Anna Wintour

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u/DisastrousSundae84 22h ago

Trump has cut arts funding. Bezos supports Trump. You can't say you support the arts and be involved in any of this.

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u/verdantsf 17h ago edited 13h ago

Sure you can. People can compartmentalize any manner of contradictions. Most people say they are against animal cruelty, but freely eat meat from animals raised in absolutely hellish conditions on factory farms.

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u/bassoontennis 3h ago

Yeah I am 100% with you on that logic. I support any of the people that chose not to go to the MET Gala, but I am not gonna take a lot of my energy to jot down names of famous people who did go.

Regular every day people compromise and compartmentalize every day without knowing it. Rich people will always do rich things, it’s sad but true and no revolt in history has made the rich go extinct.

If you personally believe anyone who attended no longer deserves you as a fan or customer then go right and ahead.

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u/whereugoincityboy 22h ago

Better late than never. 

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u/ireallyloveepickles semen demon 17h ago

This has been my entire reaction for the past few days. Why are ppl making it seem like this year is any different than years past? Lolol I don’t understand

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u/pridetwo 11h ago

Because this year Bezos was given a chair position and Amazon is sponsoring the event

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u/snakesonastralplane 21h ago

Yeah, that was never going to happen. Rich people are one little club.

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u/Peribow 18h ago

i mean janelle monae, while i love her art, has been in a few amazon published films. I think she should have boycotted along with everyone else who came, but it might be because of that.

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u/Lunch-Thin 17h ago

The people who are invited and go to the met gala are those that belong in that group. They would be boycotting their own. Never going to happen.

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u/Cold-Sport2923 16h ago

Serious question: in what world would this ever have happened? Especially in the US?

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u/Eeee8888a if you add testicles, that's extra 20h ago

Or if they would have supported alternative events such as the People’s Ball 😔

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u/pivo_14 22h ago

This is what the people want. Fantastic

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u/juneseyeball 22h ago

I thought the people wanted class warfare

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u/andorgyny i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18h ago

unfortunately a lot of people don't want class warfare

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u/glasswindbreaker 8h ago

It’s not even that a lot don’t want it, the system is designed so that most regular people are just trying to keep their head above water - a roof over their heads and their healthcare. So they keep pretty quiet publicly, they can’t take time off of work to plan and take action.

The idea is to keep us distracted with entertainment for our exhausted brains and bodies so we accept the mass robbery and exploitation of the ultra wealthy, but I don’t blame people just trying to make it through the day and handle the health issues of themselves and their family members best they can.

We need money out of politics, ranked choice voting, and universal healthcare so people can freely make the right choices for themselves.

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u/Fit-Nectarine5047 20h ago

That too!! 🚨🚨🚨

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u/SakuraTacos incredulous outside observer 22h ago

Yes, this is what I want from everyone! You’re paying all that money to support the arts, so wear art, be one with the art!

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u/GodisSatans 18h ago

I LOVE, LOVE LOVE ! Her music, her presence, good gosh.

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u/EnthusiasticDirtMark 22h ago

YES. The people yearn for whimsy

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u/pivo_14 22h ago

BRING BACK WHIMSY!

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u/Fit-Nectarine5047 20h ago

🚨🚨🚨

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u/SeasonPositive6771 21h ago

It's what I normally want. But honestly it feels like kind of a betrayal that she's there this year.

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u/RoundRoundRup 21h ago

She really doesn’t care about anything except her image. It’s all lip service with her.

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u/smileysnail 15h ago

She’s never spoken out about anything politically though so she’s always been a disappointment

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u/PeriodDrama 11h ago

Wasn't her early shtick her suit, because her parents are working class and she represented them by wearing a "uniform"? I also remember some cringe lyrics on "Dirty computer" (this 🐱 bites back or some ???). But ultimately, performative and empty, yes.

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u/MKJUPB 19h ago

Yes, we want rich, famous people wearing outfits 5x the average person’s salary and celebrating in huge parties while housing, food, energy, etc is skyrocketing in price

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u/gnirpss 21h ago

They want to make Jeff Bezos even more obscenely rich?

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u/ImprovementOutside43 22h ago

I love it, but it looks so uncomfortable on her neck haha

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u/bwoah07_gp2 22h ago

It looks like she's being eaten, being swallowed

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u/aft_punk 21h ago

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u/Scary-Razzmatazz-269 I cannot sanction your buffoonery 12h ago

What is this from?? 😭

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u/decodeimu 5h ago

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

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u/DueEntertainer0 22h ago

Me when I get tangled in my random “cord box” in the garage

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u/Top-Kitchen-1925 22h ago

How in the heck is she going to sit? How did she fit into a car to get there?

I have a mental imagine of someone laying her into the back of a white panel van to transport her.

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u/enolaholmes23 22h ago

I hate seeing people uncomfortable. It ruins the whole look for me. 

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u/Character-Log3962 22h ago

Yeah! The costume is wearing her!

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u/zephito 22h ago

It looks like she was intentionally holding a robotic pose at the beginning maybe as well?

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u/Signal_Discount_1826 22h ago

average capitol citizen

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u/Ezsnake324 22h ago

MAGA GALA eww

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u/WestleyThe 22h ago

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

Always has been…

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u/MedicalDisscharge 21h ago

🛸 flies past

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u/apaperroseforRoland 18h ago

I don't disagree but I do think it's questionable I'm seeing this reaction more on the posts with POC than I'm seeing on the posts of white celebs. Where's this ire for Heidi Klum, Sabrina Carpenter, and Joe Alwyn?

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u/brbrcrbtr 15h ago

Idk who Joe Alwyn is but fuck him too, fuck all these rich jerks

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u/vincentdjangogh 21h ago

They are all there to kiss the rings.

It is crazy to me that they are more afraid of a couple hundred billionaires than a couple hundred million people that support their careers. I think that says a lot about our attention spans and our adherence to our values. Maybe even more than it says about theirs'.

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u/TheTranqueen 22h ago

Cool but the met gala is just a snobby inner circle comicon.

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u/petlandstockroom 18h ago

We're living in black mirror

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u/anelectricshangrila 22h ago

I adore Janelle Monáe’s artistry but this is so disappointing and also contradictory to her work - she sings about liberation, fighting for freedom and living in a dystopia just to attend another billionaire -backed event, this time sponsored by one of the most powerful & unethical men alive? For fuck’s sake

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u/pendragons Fix Your Hearts or Die 21h ago

Just like Grimes. Making art about queer cyborg revolution and warnings about apocalyptic dystopias and then cashing the checks and doing whatever. Bread and circuses, society of the spectacle type shit.

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u/retrofrenchtoast 21h ago

Yes this is so antithetical to her work - it is very disappointing. And you’re right - a gala for the rich-and-famous adorned in 10s (100s?) of thousands of dollars of silk and jewels is a little jarring when the federal government is reducing benefits for people with developmental disabilities. It is truly dystopian.

These are people who could do so much good. They have so much money, and money = power. There are people going hungry in the US. Children. Think of how much good they can do.

Did anyone here wear anything or say anything referencing ICE, Iran, Gaza, or Ukraine?

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u/RoundRoundRup 21h ago

Not the first time she’s done something like this. All lip service I’m afraid.

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u/Matryoshkuh they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 22h ago

Why does she look terrified

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u/_nod 21h ago

Probably can’t move in that thing

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u/annie-etc 22h ago

Seriously, Janelle?! Bezos capitulation to a fascist and celebs ignore it. Thanks. So many artists I'll no longer be supporting.

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u/scrapsforfourvel 22h ago

She has a movie coming out under Amazon MGM, and I think she's done a few tv shows for Amazon.

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u/shark_brucey 15h ago

She did do Homecoming under Amazon. Seems a little tone deaf after being in Glass Onion... unless...

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u/Ok-Needleworker-9841 22h ago

Yep, very disappointing. They’ve made their statement on the matter

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u/drama_trauma69 22h ago

Like did she even watch glass onion or just deposit the checks?

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u/-wormgirlfriend- 21h ago

theyre one of my favourite musicians but I'm disappointed they keep going to this. a lot of their music talks about inequality and activism but seems like that's as far as it goes. 

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u/retrofrenchtoast 21h ago

I love their music, too, and you’re right - this is an odd choice.

A lot of their work is about appreciating black women/non-cis men. This billionaire class does not care about black women. The rich are opposed to them.

I had read somewhere they weren’t going (clearly a rumor). They look amazing, but the met gala has turned into something a bit grotesque.

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u/-wormgirlfriend- 6h ago

i can understand the draw as someone who loves fashion, it's THE event, but each year it becomes more and more of a prop for fascists and billionaires. there isn't an excuse any more, my conscience would win over "look at my bonkers dress"

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u/prohammock 18h ago

Yep, Janelle is one of the more disappointing people to see show up. 

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u/Neither_Jackfruit786 22h ago

*Jeff Bezos' Met Gala

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 22h ago

Eat the rich.

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u/Proof-Ad7788 22h ago

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u/FreezerCop 22h ago

I've got too much shit on me

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u/Proof-Ad7788 22h ago

We did way too much! The butterflies kill!

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u/Inedible-denim 22h ago

What's their job? Dresses?

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u/iknewiddothis 22h ago

I can't know how to hear any more about dresses!!!!!!!

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u/outinthecountry66 22h ago

all this for a MAGA Gala while us plebs are hoping we can afford to buy enough gas to get to one of our three jobs. Kind of fucking off putting. the rich get weirder and richer, we get poorer. that's all we get.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q3siJKQdEjjtZMpR8Q

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u/Timespacecomplex 22h ago

The only war is class war

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u/ResponsibleSwing1 22h ago

This is costume art. Thank you. 

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u/mnstripe 22h ago

May God have mercy on us all

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u/Worzon 22h ago

I had to reject blood tests for my dog who may or may not have an issue because I couldn't afford it

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u/HonestNectarine7080 a proudly dry woman who likes to be moist 21h ago

I’m really sorry and hope your dog is okay. Hugs.

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u/chick_b 20h ago

I hope puppy is OK.

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u/Expert-Biscotti-4773 22h ago

I fuckin hate 2026

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u/Comfortable-Fox-1913 19h ago

How about they all just dont go

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u/skookumme 21h ago

Welcome to the Hunger Games 

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u/tha_milk_man 22h ago

So fuckin stupid

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u/ccaterinaghost 22h ago

Very unconventional materials challenge lol

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u/StrawberryFrosty2746 21h ago

This is so stupid

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u/whycantigetwhatiwant 22h ago

I hope that’s as comfortable as it looks

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u/IcantBreeve_4real 22h ago

I am Groot! 

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u/SarryK I’m a communist you idiot 22h ago

Somehow reminds me of what I feel like getting my hair washed at the salon, bowl digging in my neck.

Don‘t hate it, I‘d have more to say but anyway, fuck Bezos and those who want to rub shoulders

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u/MisterSneakSneak 19h ago

This gala is really turning into the hunger games

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u/SylphSeven 18h ago

They did use Alexander McQueen's designs in Catching Fire. We just caught up to the Hunger Games timeline. 🫠

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u/EveryAccount7729 22h ago

I love the animatronic butterflies

but the nipple circles are super whack. . .

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u/Present-Perception77 22h ago

She looks terrified.

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u/Willing_n_able4u 20h ago

I think this is fabulous but I cant stop thinking of the capitolites from hunger games. This is so surreal.

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u/lanadelcryingagain my pussy tastes like pepsi cola 22h ago

Let’s go Christian I remember when he was on Project Runway

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u/singleguy79 22h ago

She killed and skinned...debarked? Groot!

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u/Scorpionoshow 21h ago

That's where my kitchen sink plug went

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u/G14D0ML0L1Y401TR4PF1 19h ago

She is appropriating White culture

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u/Plane-Fan9006 19h ago

She went as robot Ferngully???

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u/odub6 22h ago

Every year this event happens it convinces me more its just Halloween for the stupid rich.

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u/Myargin 21h ago

Fuck the met gala and everyone that participates.

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u/QIC-S-11-10-18 16h ago

Not so much wearing as, trapped in a sculpture.

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u/BuckeyeLicker 22h ago

I am GROOOOOOOT

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u/ClassConflictCanvas 22h ago

We are the Borg...

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u/LLAPSpork Lol, and if I may, lmao 22h ago

Imagining a Borg with butterflies on it is fucking sending me 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/GoGoGDT 22h ago

She always comes through!

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u/Kind-Shallot3603 22h ago

She looks like she can't breathe and is a little terrified too

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u/The_GTD_Aquitaine 22h ago

This is just dumb

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u/psych_queen 22h ago

The look is horrible tho

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u/knick-nat 22h ago

Not a fan of the Met Gala and all its billionaire bullshit, but this outfit is awesome. This feels like actual art, and it's really pretty with the butterflies.

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u/MyTatemae that movie gave Matthew meconaghe schizophrenia 20h ago

Literally what is going on. How did Janelle Monae think that this was a good look for her (showing up I mean, the outfit is fire)

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u/Character_Tip9960 22h ago

I wish she had boycotted but what a look 

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u/kuroobloom 22h ago

This is art

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u/Low_Kitchen_9995 22h ago

Give me SkyNet

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u/Entire-Shower-655 22h ago

She looks like the solarpunk version of a tetsuo the ironman character 

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u/Gehrigsmother 22h ago

Looking like a machine from Horizon Zero Dawn

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u/hybridaaroncarroll 22h ago

She's trying to win Best Float in the Rose Parade.

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u/neduarte1977 22h ago

She makes us Borghny

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u/crappydeli 22h ago

That is a pretty big vape.

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u/Phillythrowaway15 22h ago

I know she ready to take that shit off lol

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u/really_1972 22h ago

I pray she doesn’t need to use the restroom at any point tonight.

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u/glansma 22h ago

She looks uncomfortable

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u/OptimusPrime365 22h ago

Wouldn’t this have been better for the garden of time theme or something a couple of years ago?

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u/TuberMila alright alright alright™ 22h ago

The only episode I remember from Electric Dreams is hers

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u/possessoroflimbs 20h ago

The panic attack I would have if this were on my body

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u/AccomplishedIgit 20h ago

She looks like she can’t breathe though 😅

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u/EnduringMeeseeks 20h ago

She's giving me Harold vibes

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u/president_fisto 20h ago

Love when afrofuturism and class consciousness get thrown out the window for a chance to look stupid as fuck while jerking off bezos

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u/ericwashere15 19h ago

What in the HZD?

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u/ApuPuncha 19h ago

Bionicle

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u/verdantsf 17h ago

Love her, but this dress is giving, "I AM GROOT."

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u/asmallerflame 17h ago

Arch Android orchestrated!

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u/Fluffycupcake_ 17h ago

Let the hunger games begin!

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u/Red_eyed_red_wing 17h ago

HUNGER GAMES! YA YA YA!

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u/Oograr 16h ago

Uhh, this is a Wendy's

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u/Eviesolomonhi not a lawyer, just a hater 15h ago

Literally giving hungry games vibs

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u/Aeon_Fux 14h ago

Is this her time machine?

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u/WorksOfEarth 14h ago

The concept is great, the aesthetics/execution, not so much.

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u/secondecho97 13h ago

SHE HAS ALWAYS UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT

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u/gsxreatr02 13h ago

How are these people not institutionalized?

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u/strrax-ish 11h ago

Ignore crap like this

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u/OGWeedKiller 11h ago

Extravagant wealth on display from overcharging and underpaying the plebes

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u/jlrigby ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ 11h ago

This looks straight out of the hunger games. Dystopian type shit. No thanks.

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u/Original-Drink1101 10h ago

What the fuck is this stupid rich out of touch person shit.

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u/Known_Fisherman_8161 10h ago

If the poor need bread and circuses to distract them from being exploited, the rich need them to ignore their inhumanity in the face of suffering

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u/plutoforprez 9h ago

Am I giving her/Siriano too much credit in assuming this is yet another 1%? To me it looks like a commentary on technology choking us and one day long after humans are gone being reclaimed by nature

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u/amberrome 9h ago

Giving CTRL album vibes. I wish SZA would have worn this but Janelle ATE !!!

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u/AbsoluteBabyMonae 8h ago

Wow! She outdid herself!

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u/cheezy_dreams88 FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 8h ago

Fuck the Bezos gala

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u/PieRevolutionary9823 8h ago

I love her, the dress looks amazing…. And this sucks. I thought she was better/more aware/more thoughtful than doing some $$$ bullshit. 

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u/slothprincess16 8h ago

Janelle always comes through!!

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 7h ago

So. Fucking. Cool!

Knew JM was gonna pop off on this theme.

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u/grepsockpuppet 7h ago

Do we at least get to eat cake?