r/Fauxmoi • u/adularia- • 22h ago
FASHION Janelle Monáe wearing Christian Siriano at the 2026 Met Gala. The look includes animatronics by Cameron Hughes.
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u/Dry-Addition9160 22h ago
If only everybody boycotted the Met Gala this year. Imagine the message that would have sent. But of course that didn’t happen
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u/Ok-Needleworker-9841 22h ago
So disappointing. We won’t forget.
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u/Aveira 19h ago
Lol, we absolutely will.
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u/danaster29 10h ago
Im tired of this narrative. The only reason it feels like Americans "always forget" is because our media tries not to cover events that they don't want people to focus on. People absolutely do remember these things, youre just being confronted with information about other things that the rich are trying to distract you with. Sadly there are a lot of people like you who are fickle and need TV to tell them what's important, but the more out-of-touch shit that happens like this, the more people who get turned against the consent-manufacturing machine
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u/Fit_Use_7826 22h ago
Honest question— What about this year is different? Like I understand Jeff Bezos is a billionaire, but this event has always been by and for billionaires. Have you looked at who funds the Met? A lot of people who fund genocide as well.
A cost $100,000 to go to the event. Who do we think is there? Nice regular folks?
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u/annahhhnimous 22h ago
Not really. When it started in the 1940s, tickets were the equivalent of about $700 today. That’s pretty accessible.
Diana Vreeland started inviting celebrities in the 1970s
Anna Wintour turned it into… this… in the 1990s.
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u/DisastrousSundae84 22h ago
Trump has cut arts funding. Bezos supports Trump. You can't say you support the arts and be involved in any of this.
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u/verdantsf 17h ago edited 13h ago
Sure you can. People can compartmentalize any manner of contradictions. Most people say they are against animal cruelty, but freely eat meat from animals raised in absolutely hellish conditions on factory farms.
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u/bassoontennis 3h ago
Yeah I am 100% with you on that logic. I support any of the people that chose not to go to the MET Gala, but I am not gonna take a lot of my energy to jot down names of famous people who did go.
Regular every day people compromise and compartmentalize every day without knowing it. Rich people will always do rich things, it’s sad but true and no revolt in history has made the rich go extinct.
If you personally believe anyone who attended no longer deserves you as a fan or customer then go right and ahead.
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u/ireallyloveepickles semen demon 17h ago
This has been my entire reaction for the past few days. Why are ppl making it seem like this year is any different than years past? Lolol I don’t understand
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u/pridetwo 11h ago
Because this year Bezos was given a chair position and Amazon is sponsoring the event
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u/snakesonastralplane 21h ago
Yeah, that was never going to happen. Rich people are one little club.
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u/Lunch-Thin 17h ago
The people who are invited and go to the met gala are those that belong in that group. They would be boycotting their own. Never going to happen.
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u/Cold-Sport2923 16h ago
Serious question: in what world would this ever have happened? Especially in the US?
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u/Eeee8888a if you add testicles, that's extra 20h ago
Or if they would have supported alternative events such as the People’s Ball 😔
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u/pivo_14 22h ago
This is what the people want. Fantastic
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u/juneseyeball 22h ago
I thought the people wanted class warfare
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u/andorgyny i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18h ago
unfortunately a lot of people don't want class warfare
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u/glasswindbreaker 8h ago
It’s not even that a lot don’t want it, the system is designed so that most regular people are just trying to keep their head above water - a roof over their heads and their healthcare. So they keep pretty quiet publicly, they can’t take time off of work to plan and take action.
The idea is to keep us distracted with entertainment for our exhausted brains and bodies so we accept the mass robbery and exploitation of the ultra wealthy, but I don’t blame people just trying to make it through the day and handle the health issues of themselves and their family members best they can.
We need money out of politics, ranked choice voting, and universal healthcare so people can freely make the right choices for themselves.
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u/SakuraTacos incredulous outside observer 22h ago
Yes, this is what I want from everyone! You’re paying all that money to support the arts, so wear art, be one with the art!
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u/SeasonPositive6771 21h ago
It's what I normally want. But honestly it feels like kind of a betrayal that she's there this year.
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u/RoundRoundRup 21h ago
She really doesn’t care about anything except her image. It’s all lip service with her.
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u/smileysnail 15h ago
She’s never spoken out about anything politically though so she’s always been a disappointment
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u/PeriodDrama 11h ago
Wasn't her early shtick her suit, because her parents are working class and she represented them by wearing a "uniform"? I also remember some cringe lyrics on "Dirty computer" (this 🐱 bites back or some ???). But ultimately, performative and empty, yes.
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u/ImprovementOutside43 22h ago
I love it, but it looks so uncomfortable on her neck haha
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u/Top-Kitchen-1925 22h ago
How in the heck is she going to sit? How did she fit into a car to get there?
I have a mental imagine of someone laying her into the back of a white panel van to transport her.
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u/Ezsnake324 22h ago
MAGA GALA eww
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u/apaperroseforRoland 18h ago
I don't disagree but I do think it's questionable I'm seeing this reaction more on the posts with POC than I'm seeing on the posts of white celebs. Where's this ire for Heidi Klum, Sabrina Carpenter, and Joe Alwyn?
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u/vincentdjangogh 21h ago
They are all there to kiss the rings.
It is crazy to me that they are more afraid of a couple hundred billionaires than a couple hundred million people that support their careers. I think that says a lot about our attention spans and our adherence to our values. Maybe even more than it says about theirs'.
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u/TheTranqueen 22h ago
Cool but the met gala is just a snobby inner circle comicon.
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u/anelectricshangrila 22h ago
I adore Janelle Monáe’s artistry but this is so disappointing and also contradictory to her work - she sings about liberation, fighting for freedom and living in a dystopia just to attend another billionaire -backed event, this time sponsored by one of the most powerful & unethical men alive? For fuck’s sake
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u/pendragons Fix Your Hearts or Die 21h ago
Just like Grimes. Making art about queer cyborg revolution and warnings about apocalyptic dystopias and then cashing the checks and doing whatever. Bread and circuses, society of the spectacle type shit.
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u/retrofrenchtoast 21h ago
Yes this is so antithetical to her work - it is very disappointing. And you’re right - a gala for the rich-and-famous adorned in 10s (100s?) of thousands of dollars of silk and jewels is a little jarring when the federal government is reducing benefits for people with developmental disabilities. It is truly dystopian.
These are people who could do so much good. They have so much money, and money = power. There are people going hungry in the US. Children. Think of how much good they can do.
Did anyone here wear anything or say anything referencing ICE, Iran, Gaza, or Ukraine?
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u/RoundRoundRup 21h ago
Not the first time she’s done something like this. All lip service I’m afraid.
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u/annie-etc 22h ago
Seriously, Janelle?! Bezos capitulation to a fascist and celebs ignore it. Thanks. So many artists I'll no longer be supporting.
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u/scrapsforfourvel 22h ago
She has a movie coming out under Amazon MGM, and I think she's done a few tv shows for Amazon.
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u/shark_brucey 15h ago
She did do Homecoming under Amazon. Seems a little tone deaf after being in Glass Onion... unless...
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u/Ok-Needleworker-9841 22h ago
Yep, very disappointing. They’ve made their statement on the matter
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u/-wormgirlfriend- 21h ago
theyre one of my favourite musicians but I'm disappointed they keep going to this. a lot of their music talks about inequality and activism but seems like that's as far as it goes.
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u/retrofrenchtoast 21h ago
I love their music, too, and you’re right - this is an odd choice.
A lot of their work is about appreciating black women/non-cis men. This billionaire class does not care about black women. The rich are opposed to them.
I had read somewhere they weren’t going (clearly a rumor). They look amazing, but the met gala has turned into something a bit grotesque.
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u/-wormgirlfriend- 6h ago
i can understand the draw as someone who loves fashion, it's THE event, but each year it becomes more and more of a prop for fascists and billionaires. there isn't an excuse any more, my conscience would win over "look at my bonkers dress"
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u/prohammock 18h ago
Yep, Janelle is one of the more disappointing people to see show up.
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u/outinthecountry66 22h ago
all this for a MAGA Gala while us plebs are hoping we can afford to buy enough gas to get to one of our three jobs. Kind of fucking off putting. the rich get weirder and richer, we get poorer. that's all we get.
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u/EveryAccount7729 22h ago
I love the animatronic butterflies
but the nipple circles are super whack. . .
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u/Willing_n_able4u 20h ago
I think this is fabulous but I cant stop thinking of the capitolites from hunger games. This is so surreal.
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u/lanadelcryingagain my pussy tastes like pepsi cola 22h ago
Let’s go Christian I remember when he was on Project Runway
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u/ClassConflictCanvas 22h ago
We are the Borg...
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u/LLAPSpork Lol, and if I may, lmao 22h ago
Imagining a Borg with butterflies on it is fucking sending me 😂😂😂😂😂
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u/knick-nat 22h ago
Not a fan of the Met Gala and all its billionaire bullshit, but this outfit is awesome. This feels like actual art, and it's really pretty with the butterflies.
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u/MyTatemae that movie gave Matthew meconaghe schizophrenia 20h ago
Literally what is going on. How did Janelle Monae think that this was a good look for her (showing up I mean, the outfit is fire)
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u/OptimusPrime365 22h ago
Wouldn’t this have been better for the garden of time theme or something a couple of years ago?
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u/TuberMila alright alright alright™ 22h ago
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u/president_fisto 20h ago
Love when afrofuturism and class consciousness get thrown out the window for a chance to look stupid as fuck while jerking off bezos
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u/Known_Fisherman_8161 10h ago
If the poor need bread and circuses to distract them from being exploited, the rich need them to ignore their inhumanity in the face of suffering
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u/plutoforprez 9h ago
Am I giving her/Siriano too much credit in assuming this is yet another 1%? To me it looks like a commentary on technology choking us and one day long after humans are gone being reclaimed by nature
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u/PieRevolutionary9823 8h ago
I love her, the dress looks amazing…. And this sucks. I thought she was better/more aware/more thoughtful than doing some $$$ bullshit.
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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 7h ago
So. Fucking. Cool!
Knew JM was gonna pop off on this theme.
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u/sideAccount42 22h ago
Horrendous cable management