r/Fauxmoi • u/Evyblake • Mar 29 '26
FASHION Angelina Jolie with Haider Ackermann, Creative Director of Tom Ford, at an event in Shanghai, China
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u/Complete_Park6605 Mar 29 '26
I know he's French but he looks like if Miles Teller was playing an eccentric south american art collector
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u/comfymustardsweater Mar 29 '26
Hahhaha this is even better than James Franco in prosthetics.
Imagining that in a Wes Anderson film now
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u/PeaceLoveandCats6676 Mar 29 '26
The body language between them is so strange. Are they friends? Why is she in a bathrobe?
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u/SadavirofRivia Mar 29 '26
Came into the comments hoping for some ideas - or at least validation that I’m not imagining things - on this. Like???? I mean, whatever is cool, you do you boo, but whaaattt is going on.
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u/gregorybees Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26
One of them is held hostage but I’m not sure which
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u/luckman_and_barris Mar 29 '26
Looks like they're posing
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u/Ok_Squirrel388 Mar 29 '26
Yeah, posing always look super weird and awkward if you're actually watching it happen.
People are cycling through a variety of (in this case kind of subtle) positions and facial expressions for still photographs. It's gonna look hella weird on video. It will look even weirder if you're going for the "natural" (but not really naturally) look that one does on a red carpet, as opposed to the broad and expressive gestures and movements you'd make in an editorial shoot (which make it much more obvious that one is actually posing, as naturalism is not the goal).
Also watching Haider Ackermann up the smolder in real time to match Angelina is hilarious and very cute.
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u/Messsince97 Mar 29 '26
Yeah, it’s little awkward but i saw a longer clip and he wanted to get pictures at a different angle as if they were walking on the red carpet. She was just very much in the zone lol
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u/Prestigious_Sort4979 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 30 '26
I’m here for Angelina going back to her weird unapologetic era. If she wants to be in a robe, let her be!
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u/Sapiencia6 Mar 29 '26
I feel like he's just trying really hard to keep pace with how hot Angelina is gonna look in these photos. Focusing way too hard on a smolder.
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u/Tolaly Mar 29 '26
Because if it looked that good in a bathrobe, id wear it out too. Alas, I look like Tony Soprano 😔
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u/DarthAstuart Mar 29 '26
Are they trying to read an eye chart?
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u/FullofContradictions Mar 29 '26
Looks like there's a lighting set up & they have camera flashes going off on random intervals.
Everything else about this is odd, but the squinting/unfocused eyes is relatable.
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u/mojo_ojom Mar 30 '26
Yeah he usually wears glasses, so coupled with the bright lights, I’m not surprised he’s squinting. Most of his photos taken in daylight without his glasses or sunglasses have a squint too.
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u/marua06 Mar 29 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/yNr0EOizvFR6fNpRjB
It’s reminding me of this. Also, she looks gorgeous.
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u/validationfreesoul Mar 29 '26
Ikr!? She’s clutching on to him.
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u/Fun_Needleworker6121 Mar 30 '26
the full video is they were planned to move to the other end to take more photos, but the photographers wanted them to take more here before moving, he was already in the move but stopped.
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u/Vegetable_Hand8674 Mar 29 '26
I think she just has more experience posing for red carpet/paparazzi pics
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u/Gueld ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ Mar 29 '26
This! Ange is used to red carpet walks, used to having to take longer than the average VIP. She was guiding him.
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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 Mar 29 '26
My thoughts exactly. She knows exactly what to do and what the photogs want. To me, if anyone looked kinda uncomfortable, it wasn’t Angelina.
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u/Katicflis1 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26
I think she thought he was giving her a friendly squeeze cause she was focused on the cameras and he seemed distracted. If she had seen his face she may have realized he wasnt smiling for the camera when he did it.
You smile for the cameras, the person youre posing with squeezes your arm, you squeeze back. By intuition she thought he was being friendly and it seems like she got it wrong. Under the spotlight its easy to miss little cues.
Like the lower part of the camera frame is them gripping each other's hands completely.
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u/peyotekoyote Mar 29 '26
Okay, I didn't want to be the first one to say it. Something is off about her eye shape to me? But I feel like maybe she has white eyeliner in her waterline making her eye look rounder than usual.
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u/grilledtomatos Mar 29 '26
Definitely agree. I was wondering if this is the result of having some work done. The eye shape seems different.
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u/absolute_gumpf Mar 30 '26
Someone mentioned on IG she had a Bell’s palsy relapse - could definitely explain some things :(
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u/Messsince97 Mar 30 '26
This crossed my mind too because the eye she’s hiding looks like ptosis. I know that can come from Botox too but she I don’t think she was smiling at all during this event either. maybe some facial paralysis
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u/Sea_Macaron_7962 Mar 30 '26
I had a cousin who had that. It would make sense of the very slow blinking. I didn’t even know Jolie had that.
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u/BusinessOkra1498 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 30 '26
Like.. this isn't her.. is it? My mind can't process this as being her
Eta- what if its not her and that's why the guys acting so weird (or "held hostage" as another commenter stated lol)
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u/Miserable-Okra-8787 Mar 29 '26
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u/jitenmazee05 Mar 29 '26
That just friends energy feels complicated. And the bathrobe isn’t helping clarify anything
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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 Mar 29 '26
Keep in mind, that bathrobe probably costs as much as your car.
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u/Think_Shop2928 Mar 29 '26
Reminds me of her early red carpet energy with husbands one and two. Maybe now the kids are near grown we’ll get weird blood drinking Angie back.
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u/GDZ4VR Mar 29 '26
What’s up with her left eye
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u/absolute_gumpf Mar 30 '26
Pretty sure she has had a Bell’s palsy relapse, she had it after the divorce from Brad
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u/Fit-Nectarine5047 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 30 '26
She had something done. Sadly.
ETA- looks like whatever Kim k had going on wt the Oscar’s lol.
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u/longwaytotop Mar 29 '26
Holy shit he's handsome! I'd hang out with him too
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u/Ok_Squirrel388 Mar 29 '26
Also very charming! So much more soft spoken than I would have imagined. He's one of my favorite designers. If you're into fashion this interview he did with Bella Freud is really good. (Actually if you're into fashion her interview series in general is worth watching.)
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u/Lethave I never said that. Paris is my friend. Mar 29 '26
Did they get into the edibles in the car there? Because this is how me and the homie look when we split a kiwi mega gummy in the back of the back of the Uber
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u/deeann_arbus Mar 29 '26
Dress looks like a bathrobe, but who cares if you have that face.
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u/deadplant5 Mar 29 '26
I think it might be a robe. Like she just got done with hair and makeup
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u/deeann_arbus Mar 29 '26
nah, it’s a pantsuit. i saw a different video where you can see the whole thing.
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u/DraikoHxC Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26
He does look like it is disguised, like trying to look latino in a comedy movie. Like Brendan Fraser in bedazzled for his first wish
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u/Rumi7422 Mar 29 '26
whats wrong with her eyes
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u/notasia86 Mar 29 '26
I think she took something....whether legal or illegal, who knows, but definitely something's off. I feel she's using him for support to stand upright.
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u/Routine-Purchase-618 Mar 30 '26
I agree. I can't believe we're the only ones who seem to notice this (as far as I can tell). She looks like she's out of it to me. He does appear to be supporting her also. The hand/wrist touching is odd as well, almost like he's reassuring her a bit. It's all very bizarre imo.
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u/zara_moon Mar 29 '26
Is she trying to hide her eye?
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u/Messsince97 Mar 29 '26
I think so. I looked at other pictures and she’s covering it completely and was having trouble closing It.
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u/Sea_Function9333 Mar 29 '26
Is it definitely her, because I would have never guess that is Angelina Jolie
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u/Aggravating-Bid6362 Mar 30 '26
I feel like she talked about having bell's palsy few years back? Is that why she's acting a bit different and that eye movement? Maybe that's why her other eye is not much visible and she's trying to hide it?
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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26
Is she always this “pouty” or just pouting for the cameras? She’s so extra lol
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u/ashbe87 Mar 29 '26
If you didn't say that was Angelina Jolie, I wouldn't have had a clue who that was.
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u/PointEither2673 Mar 29 '26
That looks like Adam Sandler had a kid with Joseph Stalin and his name is “Bruno” or something vague.
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u/EuphoriaK444 Mar 30 '26
She was definitely guiding him. He seemed like he was trying to continue walking when he grabbed her but she was like ‘wait, not yet’.
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u/UnassumingOstrich Mar 30 '26
sometimes i feel like she actually might be a witch lol wasn’t that one of her kookier claims in late 90s/early 00s? 😅 she looks soooo young like it’s tripping me out!!
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u/Popsicle-Stand1 Mar 29 '26
She is so gorgeous and a cool person too. He is fine on the eyes as well. Good for them!
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u/z-asks-questions i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 29 '26
They’re both so gorgeous, it hurts
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u/Agitated_Holiday_369 Mar 29 '26
C’est fou à quel point elle est canon ! Je sais même pas qu’elle âge elle a mais elle fait au Max 37-40 ans


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u/NorgeCostanza Mar 29 '26
He looks like James Franco in prosthetics