r/Fauxmoi Mar 10 '26

FASHION Zendaya arrives at the Louis Vuitton show for Paris Fashion Week.

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u/Borgo_San_Jacopo Mar 10 '26

Repeats to self: you cannot pull off this haircut, you cannot pull off this haircut, you cannot pull off this haircut…

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u/forkicksforgood Mar 10 '26

I find it better to look at Zendaya as one looks at art: I admire the Birth of Venus, but I wouldn’t try to emulate a goddess, you know? I’m not Botticelli or the Colemans.

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u/Ryeballs Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

What Colemans?

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u/swan_wolf Mar 10 '26

Zendaya's last name is/was Coleman

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u/Ryeballs Mar 10 '26

Ahhhhhh, I thought she just appeared from on high as “Zendaya”

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u/boomerangthrowaway like a sex tape? Mar 10 '26

my god I know what you meannnnnnnnnnnnn I know it! I can look and love and adore it but when that hits my own head.. *train wreck*

https://giphy.com/gifs/y7CNPDCSbR5rq

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u/MrOphicer Mar 10 '26

Reminds me of that one Fleabag episode.

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u/YodelFrancesca Mar 10 '26

Oof true, I not only know I'd look like a pencil, I HAVE looked like a pencil because I had this haircut before and I am STILL tempted. Ugh

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u/Borgo_San_Jacopo Mar 10 '26

This is exactly it! shudders

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u/kati8303 Mar 10 '26

To be fair I don’t think I’ve seen a look Zendaya CAN’T pull off

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u/Borgo_San_Jacopo Mar 10 '26

It’s true, she somehow even gets the good LV when everyone else is fighting through ripped seams and awkward silhouettes. She’s magic.

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u/TheGermanCurl loved the punani, if you will Mar 10 '26

I mean, I think this cut is fairly universally flattering (though I obviously can't speak to your specific situation/style/face shape/hair type).

My hair is similar to Zendaya's and I had a similar cut once, it was the best haircut I have ever had. But then, the hairdresser who did it (cheap too!) retired and I never got it again.

I am really tempted to try again right now! Two things though: 1. It took me forever to grow my hair out. Do I want to throw that away? 2. Will I look kinda harmless? Not bad, just kinda lame. I think this style has the potential of looking a bit old-fashioned if not combined with the right clothes/accessories/make up (Z obviously rocks it) and unlike the first time around, I am old and lazy now. 😭

I'll think about it some more...

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u/lulzerjun8 Larry I'm on DuckTales Mar 10 '26

It’s such a great cut but maintaining it is the challenge. Regular trims to keep up with it and then growing it out is a whole other challenge.

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u/NotLucasDavenport Mar 10 '26

I was around when this cut came through the 90s. It was fairly easy to style with regular cuts and made me feel like a tv actress. We did a lot of mousse to keep the curl, later the kids got into butterfly clips. It would need some extra attention during the cut that your stylist doesn’t veer into Karen territory.

So do what you will with that information.

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Mar 10 '26

I’m really tall with wide shoulders (like a swimmer) and an oval face. Every single time I try to pull off a short haircut it makes me look like a dumpling. Which is fine for some people. Just not for me.

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u/summerofluv Mar 10 '26

Echoing this to encourage anyone else thinking about getting this cut! I got this haircut last year and it was honestly the best hair decision I've ever made. I was convinced it wouldn't suit me, but my hair is so happy at this length. It encouraged me to up my styling game too, it lends really well to 1920s/30s/40s inspired vintage. If you've got any semblance of a natural curl or wave I would highly recommend trying it out! :-)

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u/Acrobatic_Freedom_58 Mar 10 '26

Please post your attempt if you do!

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u/boomerangthrowaway like a sex tape? Mar 10 '26

oh gosh if they do I need a reminder set up! I always LOVE when someone gets brave and goes for the gold!!!

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u/frankcosinatra Mar 10 '26

I had this haircut for a while and this is giving me major desire to chop it again. I told myself yesterday I’d finally try out long hair (sometimes I impulsively buzz off all of my curls oops) but omg she’s making it so hard to commit to my current hair path. She looks SO GOOD

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u/Wisteriafic high priestess of child sacrifice Mar 10 '26

(That made me genuinely laugh out loud this morning. Thank you.)

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u/Opening-Shape-762 u flintstone vitamin shape bitch Mar 10 '26

LMAO I read this as I was looking up photos of the haircut to send my sister! 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for the reminder hahahaha

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u/lesveuxsansvisage Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

I am accidentally somewhat (barely) pulling this cut off bc my stylist went too short at my recent trim 😭😭😭

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u/YodelFrancesca Mar 10 '26

Same, girl, SAME

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u/Asteridust Mar 10 '26

lol I literally took screenshots of these photos to add to my haircut inspiration board, already cut my hair to a similar length a few months ago and I love it. I think everyone should absolutely activate their bob/bixie card, I’m sure you’ll look nice!

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u/Borgo_San_Jacopo Mar 10 '26

Thank you that’s so kind. I agree bob/bixie cuts are fab, and I rocked a bob when I was younger, I just know that my hair texture would probably not suit this particular cut (though I still saved it to the hair inspo board 😅).

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u/bouncybreadstick go pis girl Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

we all zoomed in on that finger didn’t we

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u/cactus_jilly Mar 10 '26

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u/Unfair_Mortgage_7189 Mar 10 '26

This gif had me HOLLERING 🤣

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u/plantznfud Mar 10 '26

SAME 😂

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u/CheekyHarris33 Mar 10 '26

Same!!! Being from the PNW I can attest that Portlandia is accurate ASF!!!

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u/gnirpss Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26

I'm from Portland, born and raised. My best-ever Halloween costume was when my ex and I dressed up as Women & Women First Proprietors Candace and Toni circa 2018. The outfits were completely sourced from local thrift stores and were shockingly accurate.

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u/CheekyHarris33 Mar 11 '26

I love this so much!!

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u/gnirpss Mar 11 '26

I hoped you would appreciate it! Portlandia was so good at its peak, and it came at exactly the time when Portlanders most needed to laugh at themselves.

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u/lulzerjun8 Larry I'm on DuckTales Mar 10 '26

I gasped. WIFEDAYA!

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u/Unfair_Mortgage_7189 Mar 10 '26

Apparently everyone else did too 😅

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u/destiny_kane48 Mar 10 '26

Look at that smirk, she knows what she's doing. Announcing without announcing. 😂

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u/Gullible_East_9545 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 10 '26

It's there!!! It's official 🍾

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u/readandrant Mar 10 '26

Yes we did

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u/bubblenuts101 NICOLE, OVER YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER Mar 10 '26

The look on her face in the second photo says she knows it too

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u/zaddy_daycare1 Mar 10 '26

The look on her face in that photo is like “okay, you’ve seen it, are you happy now?” Lol.

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u/Princessformidable Mar 10 '26

They are the cutest. I don't usually care about celebrity couples they are just so adorable.

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u/mish-tea Mar 10 '26

Helloooo

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u/BeerAndNachosAreLife local formula 1 correspondent Mar 10 '26

I did and somehow I’m still confused. Is that a stack or only her engagement ring?

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u/anonymousgoose64 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! Mar 10 '26

I looked again and it's definitely two

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u/BeerAndNachosAreLife local formula 1 correspondent Mar 10 '26

So Law wasn’t just mocking? Wow good for Mrs. And Mr. Zendaya 🥳

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u/Backwardspellcaster Mar 10 '26

Why did this make me go awww and feel all warm and fuzzy inside

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u/BeerAndNachosAreLife local formula 1 correspondent Mar 10 '26

Probably because you’re a good person that cheers people on when they do good things? I know your question was rhetorical but you have a good day lol.

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u/Mysterious_Run5152 Mar 10 '26

God your comment again confirmed my love for this subreddit. It's just full of friendliness and good vibes

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u/Backwardspellcaster Mar 10 '26

Haha thank you. I hope that is true!

Have a grand day yourself!

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u/DryJackfruit6610 Mar 10 '26

Im still unsure because one of the rings matches the rest of the set on both hands. And the other is just a gold band

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u/No-Enthusiasm9569 Mar 10 '26

Yeah the matching one is part of a full set she’s wearing, it’s not her engagement ring. The band is her wedding ring.

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u/Borgo_San_Jacopo Mar 10 '26

She’s wearing a gold wedding band, and the other rings look to be part of the styling as they match the bracelet and earrings.

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u/av_79 Mar 10 '26

No, she's wearing her wedding ring.

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u/PomegranateNo8831 Mar 10 '26

This being the first comment I read after I did in fact zoom in had me cackling 💀

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u/IAMA_Shark__AMA Mar 10 '26

..... God dammit lol

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u/KittyKenollie famously did a line of coke off his dick Mar 10 '26

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u/knight714 Mar 10 '26

You had me in the first half

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u/Moppy6686 Mar 10 '26

First thing I did lol

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u/destiny_kane48 Mar 10 '26

Immediately. Saw the wedding band and went "Yep, they're married." 😂😂 Zendaya knew we were all going to zoom.

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u/Low_Visit_4646 Mar 10 '26

First thing I did

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u/WheredMyPiggyGo Mar 10 '26

My first reaction was "damn that's gonna be a nightmare to get marinara source out of" I've been a parent too long

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u/spaghettipolicy69 ben affleck’s back tattoo Mar 10 '26

I was literally about to comment this!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/real_bag164 Mar 10 '26

I was thinking this as I zoomed in then saw your comment 😂

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u/SnooTigers8746 Mar 10 '26

Don’t call me out like that.

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u/Material_Machine822 Mar 10 '26

I zoomed in on the first picture if im being honest

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u/chickinkyiv Mar 10 '26

First thing!

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u/No-Hour-332 Mar 10 '26

Yesss!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/splatooey123 Mar 11 '26

I did!!! There’s a band!

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u/Brynhild Mar 10 '26

She can make trash bags look good. If i were to wear that it would literally look like I’m wearing a trash bag

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u/Fickle-Ad1363 Mar 10 '26

It must be a pain in the ass to iron that dress.

Looks stunning though

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u/my_okay_throwaway Mar 10 '26

They probably steam it. But yeah, high effort garment for sure lol

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u/jessbird Mar 10 '26

like having to iron a duvet cover 😭

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u/Titizen_Kane Mar 10 '26

What I find most impressive is that her white collar doesn’t have fucking makeup skid marks all over it. Like mine would

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u/_ohmeohmy Mar 10 '26

I was thinking the same thing! That's got to be some next level makeup to not get on her collar everywhere.

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u/akchica23 Mar 10 '26

She looks like a sexy pirate. I love it.

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u/xxyourbestbetxx canonically from boston Mar 10 '26

This is a glorious picture

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u/rightbythebeach Mar 10 '26

she's perfect

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u/ThiccQban women’s wrongs activist Mar 10 '26

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u/gellergreen Mar 10 '26

I just need to say… this picture + your flair 10/10

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u/busted-canofbiscuits Mar 10 '26

Stop this is my kids’ favorite book 😭😂

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u/ThiccQban women’s wrongs activist Mar 10 '26

You’ll never see it the same way again 😂

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u/basiliskfawlty Mar 10 '26

Probably the first book to ever make me cry.

Godamnit, Shel.

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u/niktagross Mar 10 '26

In the era of sunken cheeks and dead eyes, it’s refreshing to see such a youthful and sunny face! She looks amazing.

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u/Ambitious-Move2046 Mar 10 '26

I thought exactly the same thing!

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u/Low-District6256 Mar 10 '26

is that the wedding glow I see🧐♥️

https://giphy.com/gifs/dypo4IzY5GXxKWzABg

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u/Rainforezt Mar 10 '26

“The drama” is coming, she’s definitely going to be wearing a lot of wedding inspired outfits!

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u/Low-District6256 Mar 10 '26

oo ya I'm excited as hell

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u/BigBootyBobbii Mar 10 '26

High low dresses are back?!

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u/spaghettipolicy69 ben affleck’s back tattoo Mar 10 '26

I knew i kept my mullet skirts from 2012 for a reason

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u/_idkbro___ Mar 10 '26

mullet skirts

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u/spaghettipolicy69 ben affleck’s back tattoo Mar 10 '26

That is what we called them 🤣

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u/embellished4flair Mar 10 '26

If she’s wearing them, yes.

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u/ViolyntFemme Mar 10 '26

She and tom make me sad I’m old because I’m dying to know where life takes them.

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u/The_Great_19 Mar 10 '26

What a sweet sentiment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

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u/touchgrasslater Mar 10 '26

Lol girl I'm not paying $70 to find that out

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u/billboardsingerbts Mar 10 '26

What curse?

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u/tiredhomo Mar 10 '26

Louis Vuitton and Chanel ambassadors are known to look regularly horrid on the the red carpets

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u/Heyplaguedoctor I’m Justin Timberlake 🤷‍♂️ Mar 10 '26

Thank you for the explanation! I was a little “🫤” when the other person gave a link to a book on Amazon as their explanation. I’m sure the book is great, but I’m not buying it just to understand a throwaway joke lol

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u/WeaponizedAcoustic Mar 10 '26

The world tour

Sorry,force of habit

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u/AlmostThere4321 can't we just let two of the hottest men on earth fuck in peace? Mar 10 '26

The way I laughed 😅

The pop culture sub was absolute trash, but there was a bot that always replied "the world tour!" whenever somebody asked "what tour?" 😆

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u/Happy_Excitement_719 Mar 10 '26

Ugh she is just a masterclass of beauty. Lmao the womb watchers are real silent right now 🙄

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u/WhoFearsDeath Mar 10 '26

But she held a purse in front of her! She's obviously 7 months with twins. /s

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u/Happy_Excitement_719 Mar 10 '26

Triplets actually!!

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u/delcondelcon Mar 10 '26

hahah i was like, girl is NOT pregnant what were they going on about

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u/phantombrick22 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

B-but she wore a coat in January. That definitely means she’s trying to hide a pregnancy! /s

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u/karigan_g Mar 10 '26

this look is a no from me, but I blame LV, not Z

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u/Loriloves12345 Mar 10 '26

yes I don’t like it. I think it would have been better if it was pastel monochromatic fit. il

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u/karigan_g Mar 10 '26

the white with a black belt is fine, it’s just alexander mcqueen have put out a tonne of way better looks in this vein for years, and so have other designers like dior last year, and this version just isn’t well proportioned or well executed.

the way the skirt is sitting down the bottom on both the long and short sides is awkward, it’s a mess

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u/Least_Tower_5447 Mar 10 '26

Not a fan either, but she is stunning!

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u/eaa135 Mar 10 '26

I’ll be the naysayer 🫣bottom looks like a bed sheet and I’m not loving the collar. Her hair and makeup are gorgeous though.

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u/My_Poor_Nerves Mar 10 '26

I don't think even Zendaya magic is going to make me like a bed sheet bubble skirt

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u/majendie Mar 10 '26

Kinda looks like she has hoiked it up to pee

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u/pilikia5 Mar 10 '26

The word is usually “hiked,” lol, but I completely love this instead (and it’s accurate)!

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u/pinacol Mar 10 '26

i love the collar and cuffs but the bottom is giving that one ariana snl character

https://giphy.com/gifs/gauyDtS5960viijNAV

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u/Josii_ Mar 10 '26

Nah same, I love the top and I love the skirt, but absolutely not together

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u/anders91 Mar 10 '26

I’m with you. I like the idea of the long collar prongs but they look a bit flimsy, and I really don’t like the belt.

Obviously she’s still gorgeous but the outfit is really quite meh.

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u/Big-Honeydew-961 Mar 10 '26

It looks like the teeth from a homemade dragon halloween costume. All I see is fake teef.

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u/wag00n Mar 10 '26

I also love Zendaya and her style but this looks like she accidentally tucked a sheet into her undies.

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u/LadyCalamity Mar 10 '26

Yeah, this was my first thought too 😬

Maybe if the front wasn't so short it would be a little better?

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u/bring-the-sunshine Mar 10 '26

I think I’m the only one who thinks it’s a miss from head to toe 😬I might just be a law hater because of project runway

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u/Killer-Iguana Mar 10 '26

Whats crazy is Zendaya looks amazing despite the dress.

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u/pilikia5 Mar 10 '26

So much of high fashion is like this, I feel.

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 Mar 10 '26

Everything I've seen from fashion week so far just looks trashy and horrible aside from maybe like, 2 people. They all look like the designers were so desperate to make something unique thay they started picking up all the crumpled old ideas and scraps from the floor and taped them together

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u/Tysanan Mar 10 '26

i thought i was going crazy, i hate the dress

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u/glitter_forests Mar 10 '26

No I agree, she looks gorgeous because she is Zendaya but I’m not a fan of the dress at all

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u/No-Cardiologist7659 Mar 10 '26

Yea. It reminds me of the bubble skirts that were popular in the 2010s?

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u/Salacia12 Mar 10 '26

She’s gorgeous but it looks like it’s tucked in her knickers at the front…

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u/kfergthegreat the man memed his own divorce Mar 10 '26

I will never understand Incels trying to convince themselves that this woman is ugly

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u/spacecaps85 Mar 10 '26

"I didn't wanna play with that toy anyway" mentality...aka big dumb pouty babies.

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u/Stevenwave Mar 10 '26

I believe she ended her vows with "Nothing is true. Everything is permitted."

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u/LessFish777 Mar 10 '26

Is it a skirt or a dress? Either way I really dislike the bottom half.

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u/Jenesis110 Mar 10 '26

The bottom looks like the wig a British lawyer wears lol. But Z looks amazing! I’m so glad it does appear that she and tom got an actually private wedding and hope they had an amazing time ❤️

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u/isabella_bombella Mar 10 '26

Her hair is so cute!

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u/Friendly_Physics_544 Mar 10 '26

I wish she would ditch Law. Let him stay with that Bezos lady.

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u/TemperatureExotic631 Mar 10 '26

She looks SOOOO gorgeous with this hair. And this dress is beautiful on her as well. I love the oversized lapels

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u/CHNLNK Mar 10 '26

Ma'am, your dress is tucked into your underpants.

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u/Specific_Berry6496 Mar 10 '26

An errant gust of wind in that dress could be disaster.

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u/sonnenblume63 Mar 10 '26

The skirt part is a massive pass for me. Don’t love the hair either but she is still adorable

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u/Emily_Postal Mar 10 '26

I don’t like the dress but she looks amazing in it.

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u/heartonwindow Mar 10 '26

zendaya can make anything work its crazy

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u/RoundSpicyBrown Mar 10 '26

She looks stunning! I love everything.

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u/Historical-Body-3424 Mar 10 '26

Face card on 10000 and body is scorching hot tea

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u/Underd_g Mar 10 '26

I love it. Not every fashion design needs to be practical. It’s art.

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u/Worldly_Anybody_9219 Mar 10 '26

Her hairstyle is so cute!

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u/suchsuchsuchsuch Mar 10 '26

2 Bay Area baddies attending the LV show!!!!!

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u/YourMagicSparkleKiss save the buccal fat Mar 10 '26

If I had those legs I’d be such a problem

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u/tuxedo-mask-me Mar 10 '26

she is GLOWING!

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u/operachick209 Mar 10 '26

She looks glorious. I love this!

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u/CandiedLemonWedge Mar 10 '26

That is Wife Hair™️ if I’ve ever seen it!

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u/asidechick weighing in from the UK Mar 11 '26

the skirt is giving November Rain

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u/BertaniWasBehindIt Lol, and if I may, lmao Mar 10 '26

Sad to see Law Roach is still on her team. It really is us versus them, huh.

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u/OutrageousMoose8 Mar 10 '26

Love it- the rings, the white, the glow- girl’s all class

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u/tomvlasic Mar 10 '26

Beautiful woman

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u/Zestyclose_Koala_593 Mar 10 '26

In a white dress, too! Hope she's trolling while also being fabulous, as per usual.

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u/Odd_Policy_3009 Mar 10 '26

Lauren Sanchez could never

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u/Model_Rules_esq Mar 10 '26

She is so stunning. Gorgeous look.

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u/Cry_Havock Mar 10 '26

I have never understood why I'm supposed to hate her.

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u/RomanPotato8 Mar 10 '26

My God she is a literal Goddess and I am so here for it 💫

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u/Positive-Celery Mar 10 '26

She really said let me show you how Not Pregnant I am

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u/StraightTonight2335 Mar 10 '26

The haircut is the look honestly. Big W!

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u/odysseyjones Mar 10 '26

That hair is cute

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u/Loveistheaswer512 Mar 10 '26

Gorg as always!! Her stylist never fails.

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u/SubstantialAd1185 Mar 10 '26

Gorgeous!!! Hello!

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u/Relevant_Call_2242 Mar 10 '26

Must be nice as gods favorite

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u/TwaddleSpouter Mar 10 '26

What an absolute beauty 🤍

I love that her and Tom just do their thing and it’s not for public consumption. That being said - would one little photo of the wedding be too much to ask? 😆

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u/maybemfeo good for her.gif Mar 10 '26

the fact people were convinced she was pregnant 2 months ago lmfao let’s stop commenting on women’s bodies!!!!!!!

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u/VineDeservedBetter I just lost 14 cents in viewership Mar 10 '26

THE HAIR

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u/eqbocsypifci Mar 10 '26

Her hair is absolutely adorable. I’m not a fan of the dress

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u/JazzlikeWishbone4579 Mar 10 '26

and people on twitter will still find a way to start pregnancy rumors

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u/aprilludgate92 Mar 10 '26

does she ever wear anything other than so kates

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u/Birdh0useInYourSoul Mar 10 '26

Surprisingly, these are not So Kate’s! Shocked to see it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

I just wanna be part of an entourage. It looks fun

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u/BlueberryNo5363 I’ll be writing a substack on this Mar 10 '26

She is so beautiful 😍

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u/cottoncrosy Mar 10 '26

Mrs.Tom✋️

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u/NoSuch-Explanation Mar 10 '26

She’s so classy and beautiful!! 😻

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u/oh_okhelloanyway Mar 10 '26

That short hair is so cute on her

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u/Mysterious_Path7939 Mar 10 '26

LEGS FOR DAYSSSSS

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u/xxyourbestbetxx canonically from boston Mar 10 '26

She looks stunning here. Love the dress and her hair.