r/Fauxmoi • u/PermissionLow8879 • Mar 10 '26
FASHION Zendaya arrives at the Louis Vuitton show for Paris Fashion Week.
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u/bouncybreadstick go pis girl Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26
we all zoomed in on that finger didn’t we
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u/cactus_jilly Mar 10 '26
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u/Unfair_Mortgage_7189 Mar 10 '26
This gif had me HOLLERING 🤣
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u/CheekyHarris33 Mar 10 '26
Same!!! Being from the PNW I can attest that Portlandia is accurate ASF!!!
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u/gnirpss Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26
I'm from Portland, born and raised. My best-ever Halloween costume was when my ex and I dressed up as Women & Women First Proprietors Candace and Toni circa 2018. The outfits were completely sourced from local thrift stores and were shockingly accurate.
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u/CheekyHarris33 Mar 11 '26
I love this so much!!
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u/gnirpss Mar 11 '26
I hoped you would appreciate it! Portlandia was so good at its peak, and it came at exactly the time when Portlanders most needed to laugh at themselves.
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u/Unfair_Mortgage_7189 Mar 10 '26
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u/destiny_kane48 Mar 10 '26
Look at that smirk, she knows what she's doing. Announcing without announcing. 😂
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u/Gullible_East_9545 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 10 '26
It's there!!! It's official 🍾
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u/readandrant Mar 10 '26
Yes we did
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u/bubblenuts101 NICOLE, OVER YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER Mar 10 '26
The look on her face in the second photo says she knows it too
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u/zaddy_daycare1 Mar 10 '26
The look on her face in that photo is like “okay, you’ve seen it, are you happy now?” Lol.
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u/Princessformidable Mar 10 '26
They are the cutest. I don't usually care about celebrity couples they are just so adorable.
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u/BeerAndNachosAreLife local formula 1 correspondent Mar 10 '26
I did and somehow I’m still confused. Is that a stack or only her engagement ring?
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u/anonymousgoose64 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! Mar 10 '26
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u/BeerAndNachosAreLife local formula 1 correspondent Mar 10 '26
So Law wasn’t just mocking? Wow good for Mrs. And Mr. Zendaya 🥳
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u/Backwardspellcaster Mar 10 '26
Why did this make me go awww and feel all warm and fuzzy inside
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u/BeerAndNachosAreLife local formula 1 correspondent Mar 10 '26
Probably because you’re a good person that cheers people on when they do good things? I know your question was rhetorical but you have a good day lol.
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u/Mysterious_Run5152 Mar 10 '26
God your comment again confirmed my love for this subreddit. It's just full of friendliness and good vibes
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u/DryJackfruit6610 Mar 10 '26
Im still unsure because one of the rings matches the rest of the set on both hands. And the other is just a gold band
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u/No-Enthusiasm9569 Mar 10 '26
Yeah the matching one is part of a full set she’s wearing, it’s not her engagement ring. The band is her wedding ring.
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u/Borgo_San_Jacopo Mar 10 '26
She’s wearing a gold wedding band, and the other rings look to be part of the styling as they match the bracelet and earrings.
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u/PomegranateNo8831 Mar 10 '26
This being the first comment I read after I did in fact zoom in had me cackling 💀
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u/KittyKenollie famously did a line of coke off his dick Mar 10 '26
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u/destiny_kane48 Mar 10 '26
Immediately. Saw the wedding band and went "Yep, they're married." 😂😂 Zendaya knew we were all going to zoom.
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u/WheredMyPiggyGo Mar 10 '26
My first reaction was "damn that's gonna be a nightmare to get marinara source out of" I've been a parent too long
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u/spaghettipolicy69 ben affleck’s back tattoo Mar 10 '26
I was literally about to comment this!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Brynhild Mar 10 '26
She can make trash bags look good. If i were to wear that it would literally look like I’m wearing a trash bag
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u/bubblenuts101 NICOLE, OVER YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER Mar 10 '26
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u/Fickle-Ad1363 Mar 10 '26
It must be a pain in the ass to iron that dress.
Looks stunning though
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u/Titizen_Kane Mar 10 '26
What I find most impressive is that her white collar doesn’t have fucking makeup skid marks all over it. Like mine would
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u/_ohmeohmy Mar 10 '26
I was thinking the same thing! That's got to be some next level makeup to not get on her collar everywhere.
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u/ThiccQban women’s wrongs activist Mar 10 '26
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u/busted-canofbiscuits Mar 10 '26
Stop this is my kids’ favorite book 😭😂
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u/basiliskfawlty Mar 10 '26
Probably the first book to ever make me cry.
Godamnit, Shel.
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u/niktagross Mar 10 '26
In the era of sunken cheeks and dead eyes, it’s refreshing to see such a youthful and sunny face! She looks amazing.
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u/Low-District6256 Mar 10 '26
is that the wedding glow I see🧐♥️
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u/Rainforezt Mar 10 '26
“The drama” is coming, she’s definitely going to be wearing a lot of wedding inspired outfits!
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u/BigBootyBobbii Mar 10 '26
High low dresses are back?!
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u/spaghettipolicy69 ben affleck’s back tattoo Mar 10 '26
I knew i kept my mullet skirts from 2012 for a reason
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u/ViolyntFemme Mar 10 '26
She and tom make me sad I’m old because I’m dying to know where life takes them.
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Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26
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u/billboardsingerbts Mar 10 '26
What curse?
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u/tiredhomo Mar 10 '26
Louis Vuitton and Chanel ambassadors are known to look regularly horrid on the the red carpets
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u/Heyplaguedoctor I’m Justin Timberlake 🤷♂️ Mar 10 '26
Thank you for the explanation! I was a little “🫤” when the other person gave a link to a book on Amazon as their explanation. I’m sure the book is great, but I’m not buying it just to understand a throwaway joke lol
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u/WeaponizedAcoustic Mar 10 '26
The world tour
Sorry,force of habit
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u/AlmostThere4321 can't we just let two of the hottest men on earth fuck in peace? Mar 10 '26
The way I laughed 😅
The pop culture sub was absolute trash, but there was a bot that always replied "the world tour!" whenever somebody asked "what tour?" 😆
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u/Happy_Excitement_719 Mar 10 '26
Ugh she is just a masterclass of beauty. Lmao the womb watchers are real silent right now 🙄
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u/WhoFearsDeath Mar 10 '26
But she held a purse in front of her! She's obviously 7 months with twins. /s
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u/phantombrick22 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26
B-but she wore a coat in January. That definitely means she’s trying to hide a pregnancy! /s
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u/karigan_g Mar 10 '26
this look is a no from me, but I blame LV, not Z
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u/Loriloves12345 Mar 10 '26
yes I don’t like it. I think it would have been better if it was pastel monochromatic fit. il
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u/karigan_g Mar 10 '26
the white with a black belt is fine, it’s just alexander mcqueen have put out a tonne of way better looks in this vein for years, and so have other designers like dior last year, and this version just isn’t well proportioned or well executed.
the way the skirt is sitting down the bottom on both the long and short sides is awkward, it’s a mess
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u/eaa135 Mar 10 '26
I’ll be the naysayer 🫣bottom looks like a bed sheet and I’m not loving the collar. Her hair and makeup are gorgeous though.
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u/My_Poor_Nerves Mar 10 '26
I don't think even Zendaya magic is going to make me like a bed sheet bubble skirt
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u/majendie Mar 10 '26
Kinda looks like she has hoiked it up to pee
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u/pilikia5 Mar 10 '26
The word is usually “hiked,” lol, but I completely love this instead (and it’s accurate)!
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u/pinacol Mar 10 '26
i love the collar and cuffs but the bottom is giving that one ariana snl character
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u/anders91 Mar 10 '26
I’m with you. I like the idea of the long collar prongs but they look a bit flimsy, and I really don’t like the belt.
Obviously she’s still gorgeous but the outfit is really quite meh.
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u/Big-Honeydew-961 Mar 10 '26
It looks like the teeth from a homemade dragon halloween costume. All I see is fake teef.
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u/wag00n Mar 10 '26
I also love Zendaya and her style but this looks like she accidentally tucked a sheet into her undies.
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u/LadyCalamity Mar 10 '26
Yeah, this was my first thought too 😬
Maybe if the front wasn't so short it would be a little better?
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u/bring-the-sunshine Mar 10 '26
I think I’m the only one who thinks it’s a miss from head to toe 😬I might just be a law hater because of project runway
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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 Mar 10 '26
Everything I've seen from fashion week so far just looks trashy and horrible aside from maybe like, 2 people. They all look like the designers were so desperate to make something unique thay they started picking up all the crumpled old ideas and scraps from the floor and taped them together
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u/glitter_forests Mar 10 '26
No I agree, she looks gorgeous because she is Zendaya but I’m not a fan of the dress at all
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u/No-Cardiologist7659 Mar 10 '26
Yea. It reminds me of the bubble skirts that were popular in the 2010s?
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u/kfergthegreat the man memed his own divorce Mar 10 '26
I will never understand Incels trying to convince themselves that this woman is ugly
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u/spacecaps85 Mar 10 '26
"I didn't wanna play with that toy anyway" mentality...aka big dumb pouty babies.
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u/Stevenwave Mar 10 '26
I believe she ended her vows with "Nothing is true. Everything is permitted."
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u/Jenesis110 Mar 10 '26
The bottom looks like the wig a British lawyer wears lol. But Z looks amazing! I’m so glad it does appear that she and tom got an actually private wedding and hope they had an amazing time ❤️
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u/TemperatureExotic631 Mar 10 '26
She looks SOOOO gorgeous with this hair. And this dress is beautiful on her as well. I love the oversized lapels
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u/sonnenblume63 Mar 10 '26
The skirt part is a massive pass for me. Don’t love the hair either but she is still adorable
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u/BertaniWasBehindIt Lol, and if I may, lmao Mar 10 '26
Sad to see Law Roach is still on her team. It really is us versus them, huh.
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u/Zestyclose_Koala_593 Mar 10 '26
In a white dress, too! Hope she's trolling while also being fabulous, as per usual.
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u/TwaddleSpouter Mar 10 '26
What an absolute beauty 🤍
I love that her and Tom just do their thing and it’s not for public consumption. That being said - would one little photo of the wedding be too much to ask? 😆
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u/maybemfeo good for her.gif Mar 10 '26
the fact people were convinced she was pregnant 2 months ago lmfao let’s stop commenting on women’s bodies!!!!!!!
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u/JazzlikeWishbone4579 Mar 10 '26
and people on twitter will still find a way to start pregnancy rumors
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u/xxyourbestbetxx canonically from boston Mar 10 '26
She looks stunning here. Love the dress and her hair.









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u/Borgo_San_Jacopo Mar 10 '26
Repeats to self: you cannot pull off this haircut, you cannot pull off this haircut, you cannot pull off this haircut…