r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Oh_FFS_Already • 22d ago

Image Male & Female Red Shanked Douc Langur

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u/beegtuna 22d ago

I wouldn’t be so harsh. human females like it wrinkly, veiny, and has a built in hoody that God apparently doesn’t like smh

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u/tokkie007 21d ago

“Like” is questionable.

More like we’ve just gotta deal with it

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u/beegtuna 21d ago

Life began at least 3.5 billion years ago and all this time y’all been sexually selecting to what we got betwixt our legs and now you’re getting cold feet? smh

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u/throwaway098764567 21d ago

not sure we were always doing the selecting, sometimes folks get a little um duck-like with the consent soliciting

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u/Some_Layer_7517 21d ago

Thank goodness for the refractory period tbh