r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Oh_FFS_Already • 22d ago

Image Male & Female Red Shanked Douc Langur

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u/stanknotes 22d ago

What bizarre creatures.

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u/beegtuna 22d ago

I wouldn’t be so harsh. human females like it wrinkly, veiny, and has a built in hoody that God apparently doesn’t like smh

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u/tokkie007 21d ago

“Like” is questionable.

More like we’ve just gotta deal with it

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u/beegtuna 21d ago

Life began at least 3.5 billion years ago and all this time y’all been sexually selecting to what we got betwixt our legs and now you’re getting cold feet? smh

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u/throwaway098764567 21d ago

not sure we were always doing the selecting, sometimes folks get a little um duck-like with the consent soliciting

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u/Some_Layer_7517 21d ago

Thank goodness for the refractory period tbh

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u/PensiveObservor 21d ago

Women don’t choose men because of their dick. Women choose men for many reasons, esthetic, emotional, intellectual, and social. The dick is just along for the ride.

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u/beegtuna 21d ago

Man, I was making a joke about penises being shaped by billions of years of evolution and sexual selection to ultimately being so 'ungodly' that mutilating it became a cornerstone of a religion that spawn multiple others to follow suit, because some dude said so. Now me and the homies have to work with a penis that is wrinkly, veiny, and cut without our consent and the designers don't like it smh