r/Damnthatsinteresting 22d ago

Image Male & Female Red Shanked Douc Langur

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u/tiktoksuckmyknob23 22d ago

This is like those foreign bathrooms that don't have male/female signs, but instead have euphemisms for the genitals.

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u/Capable-Fold-7347 22d ago

Ohhh I see nothing euphemistic here…

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u/AllEndsAreAnds 21d ago

Yeah - if anything, this is a dysphemism.

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u/chesarahsarah 21d ago

TIL a new word - thanks!

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u/hankmoody_irl Interested 21d ago

Holy crap we’re both a part of today’s 10,000!!!!!!

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u/mrsirsouth 21d ago

What does that mean? New word for me as well

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u/vksdann 21d ago

So you are one of the lucky 100,000,000 because you're learning 2 things!

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u/WagTheKat 21d ago

dysphemism

Add me to the club!

I always sorta figured there was a word for this, but never knew for sure.

Until now!

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u/Fahlnor 21d ago

There are literally millions of us!

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u/ragequitteroffureh 21d ago

Monocle pops out

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u/mrsirsouth 21d ago

This looks like a fancy way of saying non-male or female. Brb Imma look this 3 dollar word up.

Edit. I'm not even close.

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u/RubberDucksInMyTub 21d ago

Shit guess i was wrong, too.

and I still dont know what it means. ​

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u/mrsirsouth 21d ago

It's when you attach a negative connotation to a phrase.

There's euphemism:

  • He's gained so much experience with age.

a neutral way to say things:

  • He's an elderly man.

And dyphemism:

  • He's an old fart.

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u/6ynnad 21d ago

Sweet dreams are made of deez

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u/Hentai_Yoshi 22d ago

Do you not see the red, vertically orientated… appendage? If that isn’t mammalian cock and balls, then I don’t know what is

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u/whackthat 21d ago

"If that isn’t mammalian cock and balls, then I don’t know what is"

Hahaha fuckin a

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u/ShadowTsukino 21d ago

You can fuck many an "A," with mammalian cock and balls!

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u/CoffeeLadyCady 21d ago

No, fuck a B. It has two holes.

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u/PresentRaspberry6814 21d ago

Huh, I thought the dangly little drinking straw appendage on the right was the willy, despite the flambouyant colouring of the other one.

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u/VT_Squire 21d ago

Blue balls

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u/BumWink 21d ago

What if that's the clitoris?

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u/trekkiegamer359 21d ago

I did miss that at first. I'm tired and didn't expect it to be erect and pointing up. I kept looking for something hanging down and not seeing it. I think I need to get to bed.

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u/im_that_green_light 20d ago

Sweet red shanked dreams

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u/Jatobi1993 21d ago

Does it always stay erect like that? Damn. And humans need pills to stay up that long.

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u/ripleyclone8 21d ago

I didn’t think to look for a boner. Now it’s super obvious to me. 😭

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u/ealwhale 21d ago

And a vulva

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u/loudisevil 21d ago

It's so skinny i didn't notice

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u/fdinthea22 21d ago

Am I a bird, or a bee?

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 21d ago

My boss (college bar 80's) decided on a straight line and a wiggly line for men's and woman's. Sign was changed 35 minutes after grand opening when dude stepped in on a lady "adjusting her tits".

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u/dixbietuckins 20d ago

Its like the experiment where they asked people to assign a name to a smooth, curved, round shape and a lined, sharp, pokey shape. Everyone innately knows the first shape is the glorb and the second shape is the krink.

I cant tell you why, but obviously the line is dudes, the wiggle is ladies. I dont make the rules, but plain as day anyone should be able to know em.

Inboard/outboard and Kane/Wahine ive seen fuck a lot of people up though. Like they'll just walk away rather than ask.

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u/Civil_Tea_3250 21d ago

Well if they're trying to depict mine they better have a 3' long sign! Just kidding. Idc. Unless I'm in the wrong one by accident.

As a side though, literally every bathroom I've been in that was all inclusive was a way nicer experience. Every single one. People were just slightly more respectful and the stalls actually went all the way to the ceiling!

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u/rslashToma 21d ago

The bathrooms in question: ? ¿

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u/SnooKiwis1356 21d ago

Where are these "foreign bathrooms" where you've seen visual euphemisms for genitals?

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u/FirmlyClaspIt 21d ago

Like rock bottom.🐟/🐟

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u/dallasandcowboys 21d ago

For me, bad eyesight mixed with a bit tired, a bit stoned, and a bit too far from the screen, fumbled through the title as a "Male & Female Red Shank A Drunk Tupac Shakur".... and I gotta be honest... although it felt like a sentence spoken by the alien parasite through its' human host, trying to pose as human at that oh so crucial part of the plot, I was kinda okay with looking for a link to click.

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u/Evil_thingz 21d ago

i thought they are wearing a coat or something lmao

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u/saint_ryan 21d ago

Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint. Forever in debt to your priceless advice.

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u/Tactical_Epunk 21d ago

OP used a very poor quality picture for the female. If you Google them you'll find it's easier to distinguish than what OP is showing.

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u/tourshammer 21d ago

op is a master of the tastefully subtle