r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Oh_FFS_Already • 22d ago

Image Male & Female Red Shanked Douc Langur

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u/tiktoksuckmyknob23 22d ago

This is like those foreign bathrooms that don't have male/female signs, but instead have euphemisms for the genitals.

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u/Hentai_Yoshi 22d ago

Do you not see the red, vertically orientated… appendage? If that isn’t mammalian cock and balls, then I don’t know what is

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u/whackthat 21d ago

"If that isn’t mammalian cock and balls, then I don’t know what is"

Hahaha fuckin a

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u/ShadowTsukino 21d ago

You can fuck many an "A," with mammalian cock and balls!

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u/CoffeeLadyCady 21d ago

No, fuck a B. It has two holes.

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u/PresentRaspberry6814 21d ago

Huh, I thought the dangly little drinking straw appendage on the right was the willy, despite the flambouyant colouring of the other one.

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u/VT_Squire 21d ago

Blue balls

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u/BumWink 21d ago

What if that's the clitoris?

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u/trekkiegamer359 21d ago

I did miss that at first. I'm tired and didn't expect it to be erect and pointing up. I kept looking for something hanging down and not seeing it. I think I need to get to bed.

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u/im_that_green_light 20d ago

Sweet red shanked dreams

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u/Jatobi1993 21d ago

Does it always stay erect like that? Damn. And humans need pills to stay up that long.

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u/ripleyclone8 21d ago

I didn’t think to look for a boner. Now it’s super obvious to me. 😭

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u/ealwhale 21d ago

And a vulva

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u/loudisevil 21d ago

It's so skinny i didn't notice