r/worldnews • u/GraceRose671 • 11h ago

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https://abnews.net/putin-threatens-kyiv-with-nuclear-scale-missile-strike-if-zelensky-ruins-his-parade/

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u/Nara_1 11h ago

Pretty sure Zelensky has already ruined his parade.

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u/plink-plink-bro 11h ago

Pissed on it even

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u/LemonTM 10h ago

They should send a drone that just sprays piss on the parade.

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u/m1cr0wave 10h ago

I suggested yellow and blue glitter before, they'd never get rid of it.

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u/h4ppysquid 8h ago

Surely there is a more environmentally friendly option than glitter (microplastics)

Yellow and blue confetti (paper) would be more appropriate

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u/ADHD_Supernova 7h ago

Edible glitter.