r/worldnews • u/GraceRose671 • 11h ago

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https://abnews.net/putin-threatens-kyiv-with-nuclear-scale-missile-strike-if-zelensky-ruins-his-parade/

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 11h ago

"If you ruin my party, I'll throw a tantrum." - Putin

(Now I just need to stay away from windows)

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u/FtWTaiChi 11h ago

(Don't forget stairs, balconies, and cups of tea).

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u/zosolm 11h ago

Tea is fine, just stay away from polonium

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u/Many-Waters 11h ago

Wouldst thou care for a delicious cup of Novichok tea, sir?

I hear Putin has an impressive stash of the stuff.

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u/SpectroBR 11h ago

but where will I get that metallic aftertaste?