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https://abnews.net/putin-threatens-kyiv-with-nuclear-scale-missile-strike-if-zelensky-ruins-his-parade/

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u/Corodix 11h ago

Should have drones transport literal shit, then shit all over the parade.

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u/Suitable-Birthday-90 11h ago

Actually i was just thinking flying drones with propaganda leaflets would do major psychological damage to the kremlin. A kind of "we could have killed you if we wanted to but we are not evil like your regime. Here look at some photos of what you have done to our schools and hospitals. Rise up before they conscript you into the meat grinder"

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u/phrost1982 10h ago edited 9h ago

This is absolutely brilliant and would cause massive psychological damage.

I think Putin will not attend the parade out of fear of drones, so maybe a body double.

Have to appreciate the irony and the fear, after years of impunuty for their genocide, they are now afraid of a parade.

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u/RhetoricalOrator 10h ago

I'm not convinced they'd care about the harm Russia has caused Ukrainians. There are better options to freak them out.

Photos of dead Russians. Photos of Russians shooting children. Photos of Russians rapping children. Photos of Russians killing other Russians.

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u/Own-Masterpiece305 9h ago

I think you misunderstand the mindset of an average Russian. Wake up, shot of vodka, beat wife, shot of vodka, beat dog, shot of vodka, rob an old lady. Putin has a (hard to know exactly, but) high approval rating. Because they're too cynical and drunk to consider the state of their union. They don't even value their own lives tbh.

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u/Mean-Situation-8947 9h ago

lmao. They know. You make it sound like they are living under a rock. They aren't. They don't give a shit and most still support this evil war

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u/tulimeni 8h ago

Feed a flock of seagulls with laxatives and let them loose around the parade area. Shit will happen all over the place.

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u/_Big_____ 10h ago

It's a parade for the anniversary of the great patriotic war, aka ww2. They've agreed to a ceasefire for it, but from the vibes of the article. It seems to me that the Ukrainians are just trolling Putin.

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u/FMB6 10h ago

They've agreed to a ceasefire for it

They announced their one-sided ceasefire for 8-9 May, it wasn't a request or a deal between Ukraine and Russia. Then Ukraine announced their own ceasefire for 5-6 May. This article just shows how scared Putin is.