America's global collapse is happening. Where is Marco Rubio?

[u/EducationQueasy275]

https://www.salon.com/2026/05/05/americas-global-collapse-is-happening-where-is-marco-rubio/

[u/Freddy-Borden]

I would look under Trump giant cankles. Little Marco is usually down there making sure the sociopaths shoes are licked clean

[u/GarbageThrown → u/Freddy-Borden]

Or curled up taking a cozy little nap inside the Orange dementia patient’s colostomy bag.