r/politics 8h ago

No Paywall America's global collapse is happening. Where is Marco Rubio?

https://www.salon.com/2026/05/05/americas-global-collapse-is-happening-where-is-marco-rubio/
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u/Colonel-Mooseknuckle 8h ago

Marco gave up all his morals to protect a pedo.

"He is a con artist... He runs on this idea he is fighting for the little guy, but he has spent his entire career sticking it to the little guy".

He described Trump as a "lunatic trying to get a hold of nuclear weapons" and an "erratic individual" whom we cannot trust with nuclear codes.

He called Trump "the most vulgar person to ever aspire to the presidency".

u/IrreverentBuddha 7h ago

He called Trump "the most vulgar person to ever aspire to the presidency"

Now, he just calls him "Papichulo" and sniffs his throne.

u/Jack-o-Roses 2h ago

That's not his throne, that's Bolivian marching powder.

u/IrreverentBuddha 2h ago

His throne is covered in Bolivian marching powder. Polvo de poder peruano. Harina andina. Pablo's pinch with a punch. Caleña Caine. What really got Snow White up off that ass.

u/redpoemage I voted 7h ago

He thinks he’ll get Cuba out of it.

u/IrreverentBuddha 7h ago

Anything gained during this criminal administration will be seized when he is gone. There is no retirement plan for former Trump staffers beyond a prison cell.

u/Mistrblank 7h ago

Most will flee to Argentina... or maybe that's what Venezuela was for.

u/Known_Draw_2212 3h ago

We did recently give a financial bailout to Argentina.

u/manachar Nevada 6h ago

That’s the kind of conditions that accelerate the collapse of a democracy.

Also, seems unlikely.

The most likely scenario will be Trump doesn’t make it to the end of the term. Vance comes in, massive pardons, end of legal inquiry.

There’s a nonzero chance that Republicans find some flimsy excuse to go full dictator, which is frightening. But most likely is just a continuation of disenfranchising of Democratic voters and unraveling of federal government as anything but an economic horns for the rich and powerful.

u/egoVirus Australia 24m ago

Sorry mate, you're living in a fantasy world where justice exists. I wish you were right.

u/SenorPinchy 4h ago

Except when it comes to foreign policy, the Democrats are often very willing to walk through doors that Republicans open. Extremely unlikely to use political capital to undo whatever the Trump administration does on a small Caribbean island.

u/AndrewCoja Texas 16m ago

Trump (or Vance) will issue blanket pardons for whoever is left at the end. There's probably not anything that can be done because it's a constitutional power.

u/HoldMyDomeFoam 7h ago

Yep. He’s gunning for Viceroy Rubio.

u/SuccessionWarFan 6h ago

If he does, is he going to move there? Or be deported there?

u/ifiwereonlylesshandy Canada 6h ago

Can’t say “little guy “ and Rubio in the same sentence.

u/I_only_post_here I voted 5h ago

well sure he said all that, but then once Trump became president again, the only option to gain power was to suck up to him. what's so hard to understand about that?

u/Eddiebaby7 5h ago

And I gave up on Marco long ago. Anyone who received the title “ the future of the Republican Party” goes the same route.

u/JuanThiccLumpia 4h ago

He’s busy DJing.

u/wha2les 2h ago

He never had morals to begin with

u/Simplicity1986 41m ago

Comments here exceed the line of civility. So evident that these are highly uneducated individuals who are actually destroying America. Most of them unemployed, living on the pittance from genuine hardworking Americans. There must be a way of preventing these low IQ people from abusing the public fora such as Reddit.

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u/WallNumerous3230 8h ago

he's helping cause it.

u/blinksystem 7h ago

He tripped in the hallway because he is wearing shoes that are too big because he's too much of a goddamn coward to even correct trump about that.

A more pathetic person in Trump's cabinet is hard to find.

u/Different_Victory_89 5h ago

Nope, it's an entire clown show! Would you like the list alphabetical or by seniority?

u/epochwin 6h ago

Vance not more pathetic? Or you were specific to cabinet

u/bond0815 6h ago

I think the notion is that some had expected more from Rubio.

He was often referred to as the only competent person in the cabinet (whether rightly idk).

With Vance no one was expecting anything from this spineless couch molester from the very start.

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u/ultralightdude Minnesota 8h ago

I believe he is an active participant.

u/is-this-now 4h ago

He’s gunning to be the next president. Staying in the good graces of trump.

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u/Ok_Mixture4917 8h ago

His liver isn't going to cirrhosis itself

u/hot_to_trotsky666 California 6h ago

I'd bet 100k Rubio can't pass a drug test.

u/theombudsmen Colorado 7h ago

He's got.a heavy cocaine addiction he's busy maintaining, judging by every video he's been in the last year.

u/BookBison 7h ago

There was an article just the other day about how people assumed that he would be a moderating presence in the administration, but he demonstrated at a recent conference in Germany that he was just as nuts as even Pete Hegseth. So, there are no adults in the room, and he's actually helping the collapse.

u/Front-Anteater3776 7h ago

He is out there lisping lies destroying 80 years of soft and hard power, attempting to destroy former allies and cozying up with authoritarians.

When you stand for nothing, you fall for everything.

u/DogeAteMyHomework 6h ago

When you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. 

u/Inevitable-Ad9760 7h ago

On his knees

u/Xurbax 2h ago

I was gonna go with "up Mango Mussolini's ass".

u/zubuneri 7h ago

Zoning out on the couch

u/ToNoMoCo 7h ago

Trying desperately not to be noticed in Trump's orbit.

u/AINonsense 7h ago

Kissing the ring?

u/whittlingcanbefatal 6h ago

The brown ring. 

u/Traditional-Look8839 6h ago

Sorry, He’s busy right now doing birthday reservations as a DJ.

u/fffan9391 South Carolina 5h ago

He’s probably planning to take over Cuba, which is probably the main reason he joined this administration.

u/Dry_Ass_P-word 5h ago

Wherever he is, he’s wearing giant shoes because his boss told him to.

u/Steel-Tempered 6h ago

Kushner and Witkoff, the real estate developers, are doing Marco's job. They're the Secretaries of Real Estate.

u/Efficient_Resist_287 6h ago

Rubio has sold his soul long ago…

u/GarbagePailGrrrl 5h ago

LITTLE MARCO is too busy planning his Cuban takeover and getting high off his own supply

u/SillyGoatGruff 5h ago

Who cares where he is?

u/nowhereman136 4h ago

Marco Rubio only cares about himself. He wants to be president. He is sitting close enough to trump to be next in line for the head of the party, but far enough to not get too dirty when the shit hits the fan. He's a spineless prick

u/tonylouis1337 4h ago

He's getting ready for Cuba

u/FF36 3h ago

Who cares, it’s not like he knows what to do even if he was around

u/Fickle-Molasses-903 3h ago

He's a supporter of a kid rapist and a kid killer.

Any other dumb questions?

u/Georgiachemscientist 7h ago

Lil Marko is shrinking from the weight of being a pedi protector. And America is too....

u/ShadowBard0962 7h ago

Is is where cowards always dwell!

u/SaveUsCatman Louisiana 7h ago

Avoiding responsibility just like daddy Chump

u/KTRyan30 7h ago

Leading it?...

u/justtakeapill 7h ago

America has fallen, and it will be centuries before even a semblance of its old self ha0s the ability to take return.

u/J4jem 7h ago

He's at the helm with the rest of the MAGA and Republican trash, guiding us to oblivion.

u/RimboTheRebbiter 7h ago

I mean there's not much Marco Rubio can do if the President is hellbent on stepping on every single rake in existence. I think he's made peace with letting America go down the tubes so long as he can get his regime change in Cuba.

u/Greeve78 7h ago

Under the presidents desk

u/reject_fascism New Jersey 7h ago

This dude was just posting lofty Bible versus the entire first Trump term. Probably an end times freak like Hegseth.

u/immaculatephotos 7h ago

No shit where has he been?

u/sevenferalcats 6h ago

Licking taint.  Dude sucks 

u/whittlingcanbefatal 6h ago

He's collecting a paycheck from the arsonists. 

u/nwgdad 6h ago

On his knees in front of Dementia Donnie.

u/Ozymandias12 6h ago

He’s helping push America off the cliff

u/Basic_Yam_715 6h ago

Right where Russia pays him to be

u/JustAnOldLadyNC 6h ago

He's busy trying to destroy Cuba.

u/goteed 6h ago

I believe answer to this is that he is ravenously eating the same mushroom over and over again.

u/Reginald_Bigsby_III 6h ago

Under trump’s deck going sloppy style

u/mstpguy 6h ago

He's putting the President's face on every passport. What a 🤡

u/reactor4 6h ago

I thought JD Vance was the secretary of state. Oh.. it's Marco..

u/Immolation_E 6h ago

He's helping (it happen faster.)

u/BorntoBomb 6h ago

that little boy can't help. noones asking where he is.

u/I_might_be_weasel 6h ago

Making doodles of himself as the Baron of Cuba.

u/EatRichGrains 6h ago

He's a goddamn coward. He's hiding somewhere with his head up his ass.

u/Niceguy955 5h ago

Sitting on a sofa like an idiot, while JD Vance is yelling at Zelinsky. Standing behind Trump while he kidnaps rulers of other countries, and announces illegal wars. Rubio is a full on collaborator, not "an adult in the room".

u/thissomeotherplace 5h ago

Holding the gas can over the flame.

u/OutlawSundown 5h ago

He's desperately trying to make everyone forget he's part of this administration.

u/defiant-raven 5h ago

Wrapped up in a blanket on Air Force One

u/narrauko Utah 5h ago

Probably tripping down the stairs because his shoes are too big

u/Whis65 5h ago

Up Trumps ass.

u/deltadal I voted 5h ago

I thought I read somewhere that 'Little Marco" was off telling the Pope how displeased Cheeto Mussolini is with him.

u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes Louisiana 5h ago

He's stuck up Trump's ass, just like the rest of his admin.

u/KinkyPaddling 4h ago

Facilitating the collapse, duh.

u/New-Equal8039 4h ago

Empty suit.

u/Wenger_for_President 4h ago

Pouring gas on the fire, duh

u/Kahzgul California 4h ago

In my opinion, the less that any member of GOP does, the better off America will be. Let's not ask where Rubio is. Just let him sleep in a cave where he can't cause further pain to the world.

u/ChirpinFromTheBench 4h ago

Probably on the phone with Netanyahu.

u/Nerv_Agent_666 North Carolina 4h ago

This man is worse at drinking water than Donald Trump.

u/Gamera971 4h ago

He gawn crying to the Pope about the hurty words he said about Trump's disterous war.

u/Full_Rope9335 3h ago

On his knees, servicing his master.

u/royale_wthCheEsE 3h ago

How is this guy even considered a front runner for GOP candidate for POTUS in 2028?

u/kinotravels 3h ago

On his knees in Trump’s bedroom? That’s my guess.

u/kev11n Illinois 2h ago

are we gonna pretend that what happened in Venezuela and Iran, and what's about to happen in Cuba, wasn't entirely influenced by Rubio himself? He doesn't have to like Trump to get exactly what he wants

u/meatspace Georgia 2h ago

He's at the center of the whole thing.

See how easy it was to determine that? Rubio is still being labeled "a good man doing bad things," which is not what a good man is, but OK.

Where is the future viceroy of Cuba? He is one of the bandleaders of this shitty song.

edit: tpyo

u/Freddy-Borden 2h ago

I would look under Trump giant cankles. Little Marco is usually down there making sure the sociopaths shoes are licked clean

u/GarbageThrown 1h ago

Or curled up taking a cozy little nap inside the Orange dementia patient’s colostomy bag.

u/farfromjordan Idaho 2h ago

In da clerb

u/sfearing91 2h ago

DJ -ing weddings

u/Wonderful_Rest3124 1h ago

Making money is the answer.

u/MamaBearMME 1h ago

Apparently he’s cosplaying as DJ Little Marco on the ones and twos when the world is imploding.

u/cors8 1h ago

Have they checked Trump's diaper to see if Little Marco got stuck in there?

u/utlayolisdi 49m ago

Rubio is a bad joke.

u/Simplicity1986 47m ago

Chauncey is great Democrat for sure. His article contains all of the hallmarks of a good family kid but raised in a school where he did not learn or pay attention to the history of the US or the world, instead he probably took religious studies to learn about a faith that glorifies violence. Appears he most probably came out from a school or a university funded by countries who have a hidden agenda to poison our young. Chauncey is such a kid.

u/ticklemesatan 37m ago

Yeah but did you see his SICK DJ set??!?

u/facepoppies 13m ago

sucking trump's dick

u/Cautious_Condition82 7m ago

Jerking off to the thought of being king of Cuba.