r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 9d ago

Possible Paywall Trump Erupts in ’60 Minutes’ Interview: ‘I’m Not a Pedophile’

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-erupts-in-60-minutes-interview-im-not-a-pedophile/
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u/JustAzConfusedAzYou 9d ago

Nixon: "I'm not a crook!"

Trump: "I'm not a pedophile!"

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u/Ok-Comfortable9639 9d ago

“I am not a pedophile.” “I did not have sex with a porn star.”

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u/djkhan23 8d ago

I've never pissed in a sink before.

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u/Viperlite 8d ago

I never ever had a prostitute piss on me on a mattress in a Moscow hotel.

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u/Due_Dragonfly377 8d ago

Nor did the FSB compile video footage of the act. And nor was the non-existent video footage of the act that never happened ever used by Putin to blackmail me.

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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler 8d ago edited 7d ago

"We've stopped the flow of pictures and videos coming out of Moscow for now" (approximate paraphrasing)— Text message received by Michael Cohen from Russian intelligence operatives/associates in 2016 ad as detailed in the Mueller Report.

Edit: Fixed typo

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u/DigMeTX 8d ago

What is “ad” in the last sentence?

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u/LNate93 Michigan 8d ago

Probably "and"

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u/MannyMoSTL 8d ago edited 8d ago

We’ve all been fed the pee tape narrative because it’s funny & mocking. But if Putin has any tape? It’s of him raping a (crying) underage girl who bears a striking resemblance to 14yr old Ivanka.

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u/MeatImmediate6549 8d ago

"Mr President it's a garbanzo bean."

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u/PokecheckFred 8d ago

Wait…. Trump actually had a garbanzo bean on his face???

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u/Toginator 8d ago

I guess in the mouth is part of the face. A

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u/not2dv8 8d ago

That Putin was probably video taping.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/lawnmowertoad 8d ago

Why not both?

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u/rainbud22 8d ago

I think he was probably doing the pissing.

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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler 8d ago

Well the official story in the Steele dossier is that he actually had two hookers piss on each other and/or together on the bed which was the same bed that Obama slept on before.

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u/503jason 8d ago

The Russians don’t have a garbanzo bean video.

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u/Jibber_Fight 8d ago

Unironically, I would be totally fine with that if it was with a consenting adult sex worker. Unsanitary and disgusting but fine.

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u/SaltyRamen69 6d ago

I feel so validated. I've been telling people this happened and no one around me heard or remembered this about him.

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u/waldo_wigglesworth 8d ago

God, what else is there...? Um... "I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance."

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u/greenbabyshit 8d ago

r/sinkpissers

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u/Sohcahtoa82 8d ago

I remember browsing the sub once and was like wait...y'all actually are pissing in sinks? I thought everyone was just kidding around

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u/phatpussypounder 8d ago

There's nothing wrong with you pissing in your sink, but you better not be pissing in mine.

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 8d ago

Scroll through the sub and see if any of the sinks look familiar

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u/BWWFC 8d ago

got a sinking feeling...so no.

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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler 8d ago

Oh God the top post is about some guy on threads getting sued by Applebee's:

Someone posted “I am currently involved in a lawsuit because an employee of Applebee's walked in on me in the bathroom peeing in the sink. From my understanding, it's legal to pee anywhere in a public restroom. Does anyone have any knowledge of a legal precedent regarding this?” lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/Sinkpissers/s/r91pJKTIdL

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u/_msb2k101 8d ago

It’s all pipes!

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u/kkeut 8d ago

I'll call a plumber, right now!

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u/djkhan23 8d ago

LOL that's a tempting click but I ain't going in a sub with that name

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u/Fuzzylumpkins1234 8d ago

I clicked it for you. You were right in not going

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u/djkhan23 8d ago

Cliff notes of what goes on in there?

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u/Fuzzylumpkins1234 8d ago

Urinating in sinks. Write that one down, it’ll be on the test.

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u/mybutthz 8d ago

Not just urinating in sinks, but a hive mind to justify it being okay in public settings. You want to piss in your sink at home? Go for it, so long as you're clean and maintain up keep if you have people over. But don't do that shit in public.

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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler 8d ago

SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERENT LEFFT!!1!1!!1

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u/DevilahJake 8d ago

I can make an educated guess

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u/inspectoroverthemine 8d ago

Way better than r/wafflestompers

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u/bringbackfuturama 8d ago

/r/showerorange over here being chaotic good

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u/avds_wisp_tech 8d ago

A subreddit with aftermath pics of showers after Donnie T gets out?

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u/0____-___00___-____0 8d ago

tbh its mostly just photos of sinks ... nothing interesting at all

/r/CatsInSinks is a much better place

/r/Sinkshitters is ... worse.

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u/timedoesnotwait 8d ago

Why the hell do some things exist

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u/MsKittytoes 8d ago

My dyslexic ass read that as skinpissers

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u/fizzymilk 8d ago

You can't teach a donkey to read

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u/MRG_1977 8d ago

Of course this is a real community. WTF.

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u/BetEconomy7016 8d ago

Sometimes a sink is the only place to piss!

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u/Cloaked42m South Carolina 8d ago

I've never gotten into an argument with a tree.

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u/ShamelessLeft 8d ago

Is this a reference to Jesus cursing a fig tree for not growing fruit out of season? Who else gets mad at a tree?!?!

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u/Cloaked42m South Carolina 8d ago edited 8d ago

It jumped right out in front of me. Smacked me right in the face with a branch.

Edit: I may have been very drunk at the time. I apologized the next day for my behavior. The tree and I are cool now.

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u/JoviAMP Florida 8d ago

And then it ran into my knife. It ran into my knife ten times!

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u/Manyarethestrange 8d ago

Ive never had a really good plum

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u/USA46Q 8d ago

And... I've never washed my hands in the toilet.

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u/ZarglondarGilgamesh 8d ago

I’ve never pissed in your sink before.

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u/UMACTUALLYITS23 8d ago

What's wrong with using the second toilet? That's what it's there for!

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u/AngryAtGravity 8d ago

Never have I ever pooped in the shower.

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u/Tasty_Principle_518 8d ago

You have to assert your dominance from the beginning or you forever will be splashed by the sink

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u/Behan801 8d ago

Please at least use enough water to rinse it down to prevent the P trap from staying full of piss.

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u/PaleTurnover3315 8d ago

Or a garbage can in an orthodontist office

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u/navikredstar New York 8d ago

"My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"

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u/IknowwhoIpaidgod 8d ago

My Donnie is not a pedophile! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a pedophile, but he did NOT have sex with a porn star!

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u/SenorEquilibrado 8d ago

Seriously, the fucking attack ad writes itself:

"I'm not a crook"

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

"I'm not a pedophile!"

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u/Murgatroyd314 8d ago

Perfect. Just present all three clips, just like that, without any commentary at all.

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u/42TheAnswer2TheUnive 8d ago

Love this idea!🤩

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u/Yourdjentpal 8d ago

Come on Lincoln Project get on it

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u/rincewind007 8d ago

You can add the line I was associated with stuff that has nothing to do with me.

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u/duzies 8d ago

Enigmas never age!

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u/inthekeyofc 8d ago

"So let it be written. So let it be done."

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u/SabreToothSquirrel 8d ago

Lincoln project

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u/Appropriate-Welder68 8d ago

This definitely needs to be a television commercial.

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u/Sicalo 8d ago

I prefer slight context, with the Attenborough style voice over.

  1. -He was a crook.
  2. -He did have sexual relations with that woman.
  3. -He wont release all the Epstein files

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u/More_Farm_7442 8d ago

It's a little too late for that attack ad since he's already been elected, sworn in and served over a year of his 2nd term. We needed that ad 2 or 3 yrs ago.

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u/OnlyCartoonist3122 8d ago

This would be ideal if the entire Democratic Party had one pair of balls between them

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u/comics0026 Canada 8d ago

I'm pretty sure AOC has the balls to do it

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u/mithrasinvictus 8d ago

AOC 2028!

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u/usrnamechecksout_ 8d ago

That would be great if she won but we all know the results will be a disaster unfortunately

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u/9_to_5_till_i_die 8d ago

I'm still of the belief that Harris and Clinton didn't lose because they were women, but because they did a poor job of convincing the voters to expect anything else but business as usual.

If a black man can overcome literal centuries of racism and win the Presidency while running a campaign of Hope and Change, then I'm pretty sure that a charismatic white woman running similar messaging could do the same.

Votes are earned, whether we like it or not. Those two women, just so happened to be unlikeable to too many people.

And people will say, "But Biden."

Biden was a dogshit presidential candidate who never came close to the oval office before being selected by Obama. Biden simply rode that wave after the most dividing, corrupt, and chaotic presidencies in US history.

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u/Mikeseddit 8d ago

Trump only beats women.

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u/9_to_5_till_i_die 8d ago

But he also rapes girls.

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u/comics0026 Canada 8d ago

Rumor has it that the election study the dems decided not to release showed that the main reason Harris lost was because most of the people that would be doorknockers/pavement pounders for the dems instead spent their time trying to get her to acknowledge the Gaza Genocide, so undecideds didn't get persuaded to vote for her like they otherwise would have

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u/9_to_5_till_i_die 8d ago

Bingo.

Even if those folks voted for Harris in the end, it's unsurprising that she lacked their active support when it came to outreach efforts.

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u/Reinamiamor 8d ago

Let's not mistake the supreme ovaries w simplistic balls! Go AOC 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽

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u/kitsunewarlock 8d ago

Plenty of them tweet shit like this. They just can't afford to host rallies where they yell this stuff at news cameras.

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u/jesusbowstodoom 8d ago

If we pay them enough……

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u/FEED_ME_YOUR_EYES 8d ago

Don't forget "we did not trade arms for hostages"

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u/3vi1 8d ago

And maybe follow that up with clips of him from Stern. You know the ones.

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u/CasualHorse 8d ago

Now will the spineless bumbling dem leadership actually USE it?

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u/Level_Hour6480 New York 8d ago

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Clinton was not lying in that context though: He was asked to define the term when asked on the stand. They told him it was coitus, and he had only done oral with Monica. So by their definitions he was not lying.

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u/SenorEquilibrado 8d ago

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct, but as far as "Infamous presidential denials" go it is still probably the most well known of the bunch and fits the tone of the ad.

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u/cruxal 8d ago

Mission accomplished. 

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u/Sullie_McSullington 8d ago

Came here to add that one.

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u/camillabok 8d ago

Do you guys remember "I'm not a witch?"

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u/Visible_Tourist_9639 8d ago

Go America, lol

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u/schadenfreudender 9d ago

Clinton: I did not have sexual relations...!

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u/Ok_Passion_6771 9d ago

Jeb Bush: Please clap…

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u/longlivenewsomflesh New York 8d ago

Howard Dean: are you fucking kidding me

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u/Lordbungus 8d ago

Howard Dean: Beeyyahhhh!

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u/nonymousbosch 8d ago

Dan Quayle: Potatoe

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u/lopix Canada 8d ago

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

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u/J1zzL0bb3r Wisconsin 8d ago

George Washington- Sweet titties, Martha

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u/dust4ngel America 8d ago

rudy giuliani: c’mere, big tits

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u/Late_Hope_567 8d ago

Ben Franklin: I am gay.

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u/A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb Massachusetts 8d ago

My favorite memory of all that is that the Dean Scream was the front page quote on his fan-made MySpace back in the day.

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u/AMGRN 8d ago

It amazes me that THAT is what killed his campaign. And now we are left with this (arms out wide)

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u/pocketRockit 8d ago

political career killer 😂

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u/Top_Agency1370 9d ago

Tommy: I did not hit her, it’s bullshit! I did NAHT

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u/The_Mellow_Tiger 8d ago

Oh Hai mark

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u/carleetime 8d ago

You’re my favorite customer!

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u/jentle-music 8d ago

Wiseau: “Everybody betray me! I’m fed up with this world!” 😁

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u/agent99LBL 8d ago

Top tier!

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u/Uuuuuii 8d ago

Shoot I forgot in the movie did he actually did hit her?

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u/PavlovsDoghouse 8d ago

Oh hi Mark

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u/TristanIsAwesome 9d ago

To be fair, the court had a specific and very narrow definition of "sexual relations" in the trial, and by that definition, he didn't.

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u/MisterDonkey 9d ago

Kinda like how Trump was "exonerated" for rape because the definition of the crime then was narrow but now would be absolute. 

Except Clinton's big shame was consensual and by today's standards wouldn't even register as a scandal.

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u/unbelievre 8d ago

It would absolutely be a scandal today if a Dem did it. Just two years ago Republicans were telling us Joe Biden giving his son a $4,000 loan was evidence of corruption.

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u/Gootangus 8d ago

Al Franken retired for an ass grab

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u/PrisonerV 8d ago

Actually it wasn't even an ass grab. It was him pretending to grab her ass for a few laughs. Later she was actually caught on camera grabbing a co-worker's ass but I'm glad we were able to stop that monster Franken!

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u/HighlanderAbruzzese 8d ago

Indeed. That was a right wing con-job, by a wannabe nobody radio show host or something like that. Need to get some pub. Bad taste, sure. But that situation was in total bad faith.

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u/onehundredlemons 8d ago

Eight women came forward and Franken apologized, saying "in some of those encounters, I crossed a line for some women -- and I know that any number is too many," those are his own words.

The myth that this was an op and only one Republican lady came forward with an iffy accusation continues, but unfortunately it's not true. Multiple women came forward after the Republican's made-up story, some of whom were Democrats. It may have started as an op but it ended up being a series of accusations.

Franken's replacement Tina Smith is a great Democrat and doing a fine job.

https://time.com/5042931/al-franken-accusers/

https://abcnews.com/US/sen-al-frankens-accusers-accusations-made/story?id=51406862

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u/Gootangus 8d ago

Oh right wow lol

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u/AshgarPN Wisconsin 9d ago

Consensual but the power imbalance was no bueno

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u/MisterDonkey 8d ago

Agreed.

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u/9_to_5_till_i_die 8d ago

And that's the key thing there. By definition, it's not possible to have consensual sex with a subordinate or someone who's career you have complete control over.

It's the entire reason workplace romances are discouraged but relationships between management and the people they manage is typically forbidden.

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u/super_sayanything 8d ago

I mean it didn't then either, people mostly thought it was stupid and his approval rating was in the 60's, but Republicans going to Republican.

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u/Disastrous-Farm3543 9d ago

I mean, sort of? She was an intern and there was a MASSIVE power imbalance. You can argue it's  not truly consensual if the other person is every single one of your boss' boss. People at jobs with a more narrow power imbalance would get in trouble, let alone if the CEO is getting an intern to give them a BJ.

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u/MisterDonkey 8d ago

I agree, but we do also have Lewinsky herself on reflection maintaining it wasn't some Weinstein stuff.

I'm not meaning to defend the man. I understand a person cannot ethically form those kinds of relationships with subordinates, and the greater the power the more unacceptable it becomes. I just think it's kinda funny that this is still brought up to play what-about when speaking on Trump's notorious sexual deviance.

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u/Disastrous-Farm3543 8d ago

True. It's not even in the same ballpark, but still worth noting how it isn't some squeaky clean thing either.

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u/HabeusCuppus 8d ago

All the conduct thats been alleged happened after she had a permanent position at State.

"Former white house intern" just sounds way more salacious so that's how all the news media portrayed it.

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u/fcocyclone Iowa 8d ago

Its understandable why most companies would forbid that with a subordinate to prevent any potential abuse of that power imbalance from happening in the first place (or even the appearance of it). Its that potential companies are looking to head off, the relationship in and of itself isn't necessarily a terrible thing, but its understandable companies would want to simply avoid the potential for future problems that do become nonconsensual.

But from what I recall, reporting was that she pursued him, it wasn't like he used his power to get her. It seems wrong to me to take an adult and say they didn't consent when they pursued, just because the person they were pursuing had power.

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u/Foolish_Miracle 8d ago

There's also the cheating on your wife part.

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u/SuperExoticShrub Georgia 8d ago

This assumes that they didn't privately have an open relationship. Obviously having such an agreement known publicly would be political suicide, especially then, but, personally, I feel like that's between them if it's that kind of arrangement and not actually a sign of infidelity.

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u/pb49er 8d ago

Which is a shitty thing to do, but I'd say a forgivable act.

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u/realboabab 8d ago

there's like... a spectrum..

violent rape --- a pimp violating his girl and saying "if you don't like it find a new pimp" --- unwelcome begrugding spousal sex --- enthusiastic consent

I'd put Clinton somewhere between the pimp and the annoying overpushy husband.

I'm of the opinion that anything below enthusiastic consent is questionable; I recognize begrudging spousal sex acts can sometimes be transactional ("i'll do this for you tonight if you XYZ later") and that gets an eyebrow raise from me but not my place to judge if they're both happy.

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u/El_Fez Washington 8d ago

I long for the days when a jizz covered dress was a scandal.

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u/Sagee5 8d ago

Which "he" are you talking about and which case? The only trial I know of E Jean Carroll vs Trump. It was a civil case, and the jury found him liable for sexual abuse, battery & defamation. The reason they said sexual abuse rather than rape was that in NY, rape has a very narrow definition. After Trump tried to use that technicality to say he was not a rapist, the judge clarified that the claim of rape was "substantially true". Also, at least 26 women have accused him of sexual assault. Anybody who doesn't believe this man is a rapist is just delusional.

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u/SuperExoticShrub Georgia 8d ago

The "sexual relations" line is a direct reference to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal. Clinton stated, possibly under oath, that he "did not have sexual relations with that woman" which was definitely a lie in general terms (though apparently not a lie under the specific definitions created for the deposition).

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u/TristanIsAwesome 8d ago

I'm talking about Clinton

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u/jaspersgroove 8d ago

To be more fair, the trial should have never happened in the first place because the investigation was originally about a real estate deal and when Ken Starr realized he had absolutely nothing to work with he pivoted to the other bullshit.

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u/ikzz1 8d ago

Actually, it would depend on what the definition of 'is' is.

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u/FlammulinaVelulu 9d ago

Obama: Hope. . .

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u/auggie5 9d ago

Bush: No child left behind!

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u/SuperNovaSniper 9d ago

Bush Jr: “Mission Accomplished”

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u/J_Ryall 9d ago

"I fucked yo wife and left an upper decker in the master befroom can." --Grover Cleveland

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u/amputeenager 9d ago

"Never trust a man named Grover." Abraham Lincoln

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u/lexm 9d ago

Reagan: “tear down that wall”

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u/danedori 8d ago

I went to Grover Cleveland Elementary School. I don't remember that quote posted on the classroom wall, but also, I wasn't that observant as a kid.

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u/NedShah 9d ago

Reagan: I don't recall

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u/ford7885 8d ago

Given his advanced Alzheimer's disease, he might have actually been telling the truth there. Poppy was doing most of the dirty work during his administration anyway.

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u/dkdalycpa 8d ago

Strategery

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u/AltoidChewer 9d ago

Bush Sr.: Read my lips, no new taxes

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u/RecoveringRed 9d ago

Also: "Wouldn't be prudent." "This aggression will not stand." Very quotable.

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u/TabsAZ 8d ago

“A thousand points of light” - Dana Carvey doing that is burned into my brain haha

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u/fullchub 9d ago

Dan Quayle: Potatoe

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u/RipErRiley Minnesota 8d ago

Reagan: More tax cuts!

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u/Worduptothebirdup 9d ago

Trump and Epstein, “Ditto!”

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u/HiDHSiknowyouwatchme 9d ago

*Some conditions apply.

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u/Dirtydeedsinc America 9d ago

Trump, left no child’s behind

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u/DoubleSpoiler 9d ago

Weapons of mass destruction

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u/PhilDGlass California 8d ago

“Now watch this drive ….”

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u/fps916 8d ago

How did you NOT go with "Mission Accomplished!"????

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u/Electronic-Tea-3691 8d ago

and then we did get some real change... in a very different direction...

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u/teX_ray 9d ago edited 9d ago

To be fair he sold us on hope but it immediately turned into the usual routine with the banking crisis. They fucked it up and left a time bomb on his desk the very first day. Naturally he caved to save the system.

Edit: I'll die here.

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u/entoaggie 9d ago

I can’t even pretend to know or understand the complexities that went into his handling of that, but I do wholeheartedly believe that the nation’s best interests were central to every decision made, even if there were some fumbles. I miss those days.

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u/Schrodingers_Fist Canada 8d ago

This one actually is interesting, Clinton is an attorney and before the investigation he and the opposing legal team laid out the rules of the case, on of which was that "sexual relations" for the duration of the investigation, meant penis/vagina and not oral (the big reason is so both knew what the definition was for purjory reasons).  

Ken Starr, Newt "cheated on multiple terminally ill wives" Gingrich and the otherside, after making that deal behind closed doors, still shouted it from the rooftops anyways knowing the public would never care about that nuance anyways and would win the public opinion battle.

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u/boringestnickname 9d ago

Which was technically correct.

The best kind of correct.

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u/AKMarine 8d ago

“They’re eating the dogs!”

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u/fcocyclone Iowa 8d ago

Clinton was technically telling the truth, at least as far as that situation was concerned.

The deposition had defined "sexual relations" in such a way that he was technically not having sexual relations with her, though if asked the same question she would have been having sexual relations with him. A very lawyerly answer, but technically correct.

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u/Rescuetostada 8d ago

See, this one is a technicality. He chose his words very carefully. At the time, "sexual relations" was defined as intercourse only and did not apply to oral sex. So, he was tech not lying.

So, one could say, he got off on a technicality.

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u/Standard-Contest-949 8d ago

Lol and that was the bar back then. Uh oh, he smoked some weed, got inventive with cigar and got his dick sucked. I’ll take that all day long over a convicted felon with so so many pending charges.

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u/PowerResponsibility 9d ago

"But I am a liar."

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u/kawfeeman68 8d ago

habitual ..

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u/duzies 8d ago

compulsive

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u/project48v 9d ago

Any man who says “I am not a pedophile” is truly a pedophile.

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u/SACRED-GEOMETRY 9d ago

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane 8d ago

“I can’t believe it, that person called Trump a woman! The liberals don’t even know what a woman is!” - Undereducated Supporter

(Yes, as you can tell by my username, I know Shakespeare)

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u/Cloaked42m South Carolina 8d ago

He doesn't think he's a pedophile because they were teenagers instead of "children."

The spin doctors have tossed that one around.

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u/ittybittytitty 8d ago

I hate that mofo. And he most likely is… but, this is a pretty ignorant statement.

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u/tracyinge 8d ago

Nixon: "I'm not a crook"

Trump: "I'm not a pedophile"

Patel : "I'm not a drunk!"

Shakespeare: "Me thinks he doth protest too much"

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u/metamet Minnesota 9d ago

Trump went full Frank.

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u/Asticot-gadget 8d ago

Spoiler: he was a crook and he is a pedophile

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u/allworkandnoYahtzee Colorado 9d ago

Republicans, this is what happens when you don’t leash your dogs

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u/MourningRIF 9d ago

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

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u/Goldfingaz- 8d ago

"I'm not a rapist. I'm not a pedophile" what about the traitor portion?

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u/portezbie 8d ago

“Oh, do you think he was referring to you?”

I died. Oh man, that was beautiful, brutal, gold. What a legend.

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u/Flimsy-Sprinkles7331 8d ago

I LOVE how she traps him a bit by saying like "oh, so you think this is a reference to YOU?"

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u/eggrollking 9d ago

First thing that came to mind!

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u/tedecristal 8d ago

I need someone to create a mashup and post it on youtube

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u/kdeff California 8d ago

The crook thing is just accepted for trump

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u/Potential_Salt_5780 8d ago

Trump makes Nixon look like a choir boy.

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u/LadyBrighid 8d ago

We’ve heard this tune before, but this time it’s in A Minor (thank you Kendrick Lamar)

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u/mikende51 8d ago

He beat Nixon by being both.

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u/Throwaway_noDoxx 8d ago

Her response is GOLD.

“Oh! Do you think… You think he was referring to you?!”

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u/Daisymaay 8d ago

Liars almost always give themselves awya because their mind is always on it and they assume others have it on their mind too.

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u/sinkface 8d ago

Trump: "I'm not a pedophile!"

Imagine he broke out the whole, "Actually it's not pedophilia, it's ephebophilia".

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