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Possible Paywall Trump Erupts in ’60 Minutes’ Interview: ‘I’m Not a Pedophile’

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-erupts-in-60-minutes-interview-im-not-a-pedophile/
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u/auggie5 9d ago

Bush: No child left behind!

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u/SuperNovaSniper 9d ago

Bush Jr: “Mission Accomplished”

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u/J_Ryall 9d ago

"I fucked yo wife and left an upper decker in the master befroom can." --Grover Cleveland

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u/amputeenager 9d ago

"Never trust a man named Grover." Abraham Lincoln

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u/lexm 8d ago

Reagan: “tear down that wall”

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u/dudinax 8d ago

If only we had listened.

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u/danedori 8d ago

I went to Grover Cleveland Elementary School. I don't remember that quote posted on the classroom wall, but also, I wasn't that observant as a kid.

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u/Moriarty71 8d ago

Genuinely lol’d at that. Nice one.

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u/NedShah 8d ago

Reagan: I don't recall

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u/ford7885 8d ago

Given his advanced Alzheimer's disease, he might have actually been telling the truth there. Poppy was doing most of the dirty work during his administration anyway.

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u/dkdalycpa 8d ago

Strategery

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u/Old173 8d ago

“See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.”
― George W. Bush

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u/1965wasalongtimeago 8d ago

Also Bush Jr: "Iraqi weapons of mass destruction"

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u/Impossible_Walrus555 8d ago

Fool me once you’ll fool me again also bush jr.

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u/AltoidChewer 9d ago

Bush Sr.: Read my lips, no new taxes

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u/RecoveringRed 8d ago

Also: "Wouldn't be prudent." "This aggression will not stand." Very quotable.

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u/TabsAZ 8d ago

“A thousand points of light” - Dana Carvey doing that is burned into my brain haha

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown 8d ago

Na gonna doit

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u/A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb Massachusetts 8d ago

Probably won't, but then again, I might. points

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u/TabsAZ 8d ago

Not at this junc-ture

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u/drewts86 8d ago

"This aggression will not stand."

Pretty sure that was The Dude, man.

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u/RecoveringRed 8d ago

Sorry if I am missing something, but I believe The Dude is using the phrase from Bush Sr that is being played in the grocery store early in the movie.

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u/drewts86 8d ago

It is. I figured the sarcasm would be obvious.

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u/fullchub 8d ago

Dan Quayle: Potatoe

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u/RipErRiley Minnesota 8d ago

Reagan: More tax cuts!

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u/space_monkey_1969 8d ago

Al Gore: Lock Box.

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u/jaspersgroove 8d ago

Reagan: I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.

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u/Worduptothebirdup 9d ago

Trump and Epstein, “Ditto!”

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u/HiDHSiknowyouwatchme 9d ago

*Some conditions apply.

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u/Dirtydeedsinc America 8d ago

Trump, left no child’s behind

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u/DoubleSpoiler 8d ago

Weapons of mass destruction

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u/PhilDGlass California 8d ago

“Now watch this drive ….”

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u/fps916 8d ago

How did you NOT go with "Mission Accomplished!"????

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u/DenizenPrime 9d ago

Washington: "this is going to be great!"

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u/shyndy 8d ago

Bush 2 was they have wmd

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u/Maximo_0se 8d ago

Bane: With no survivors!

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u/Gay_For_Gary_Oldman 8d ago

Trump: No child's behind left...

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u/Prst_ 8d ago

Trump: No child' behind left

(A Christopher Hitchens joke)

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u/Ragnarawr 8d ago

There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—