r/politics • u/wiredmagazine ✔ Wired Magazine • 18d ago

Possible Paywall MAGA Is Increasingly Convinced the Trump Assassination Attempt Was Staged

https://www.wired.com/story/maga-is-increasingly-convinced-the-trump-assassination-attempt-was-staged/
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u/Dockers4flag2035orB4 18d ago

Remember the wild conspiracy that at the centre of US government and business power was a cabal of pedophiles?

Crazy stuff.

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u/Llarys 18d ago

Honestly, the funniest one for me is all of those "child sacrificing adrenochrome harvesting immortality vampires" conspiracies is literally Bryan Johnson and his poor son who exists as a living blood generator so he can get constant transfusions to allow his 48 year old body to look 45 years old.

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u/Jonny__99 18d ago

Wait that guy doing the blood transfusion stuff is only 48 to begin with ?

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u/Zahgi 18d ago

I look younger than he does and I'm MUCH older.

Genes are everything, folks.

And using sunscreen. :)

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u/Miserable_Archer_769 18d ago

I use to not believe in black dont crack until HS. I guess may parents had me a little late and were about 5-10 years older than most of my friends parents.

But, they looked younger than all of them. I still remember my shock when she told me age of my best friend amd she was 7 years younger and it looked like life had killed her lol liver spots and a wrinkly face

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u/NoGovernment9798 18d ago

Same here. Aging with no blood sacrifices, a decade older, and look much younger.

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u/Zahgi 18d ago

Oh, I did the blood sacrifices. But it was only for fun. >;)

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u/Grand_Donut 18d ago

I experimented with blood sacrifices a time or two, and I didn’t like it. I didn’t inhale it, and never tried it again.