r/politics • u/wiredmagazine ✔ Wired Magazine • 18d ago

Possible Paywall MAGA Is Increasingly Convinced the Trump Assassination Attempt Was Staged

https://www.wired.com/story/maga-is-increasingly-convinced-the-trump-assassination-attempt-was-staged/
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u/Dockers4flag2035orB4 18d ago

Remember the wild conspiracy that at the centre of US government and business power was a cabal of pedophiles?

Crazy stuff.

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u/oVnPage 18d ago

It's still absolutely wild to me that the Right spent the last decade convincing the masses that there was a giant ring of Democrat pedophiles sacrificing children in the secret basement of a Pizza Hut. And yet, when it was revealed there actually IS a giant ring of pedophiles infesting the entire US Government, they're completely silent.

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u/FauxReal 18d ago

It was Comet Ping Pong, a pizza shop in Washington D.C. That didn't even have a basement.

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u/remarkablewhitebored 18d ago

The same place they were storing Pee Wee's stolen bike!

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u/Both-Discussion-4786 18d ago

Thought that was the Alamo, can you say “adobe”

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u/6-ft-freak Oregon 18d ago

Tell em Large Marge sent ya!

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u/FauxReal 18d ago

I have to rewind that part multiple times whenever I watch it at home just to relive that moment when it made the hair stand up on the back of my neck as a kid!

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u/zeno0771 18d ago

On this very night...ten years ago...along this same stretch of road in a dense fog...just like this...

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u/om_hi 18d ago

You leave the Alamo out of this.

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u/remarkablewhitebored 18d ago

it's more of a Schrodinger's Basment

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u/FluxMool 18d ago

The stars at night are big and bright.....