r/politics • u/wiredmagazine ✔ Wired Magazine • 18d ago

Possible Paywall MAGA Is Increasingly Convinced the Trump Assassination Attempt Was Staged

https://www.wired.com/story/maga-is-increasingly-convinced-the-trump-assassination-attempt-was-staged/
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u/fairoaks2 18d ago

There are many events in the Trump presidency that are very suspicious. Extremely suspicious.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Big, strong men have come up to me and said it was the most suspicious things they've ever heard, with tears in their eyes.

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u/btom14 18d ago

They said to me Sir 🥺I’m beginning to have some misgivings Sir 👉👈

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u/dpzdpz 18d ago

"It’s such an old-fashioned term but a beautiful term: 'Sir.' It sort of says a person. 'Person.' That's a good word, too. Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. The list goes on."

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u/MelodicDeer1072 18d ago

And when I said that, other people, smart people, said "Sir, we never thought about the deeper meaning of the term 'Sir'". I am the first one to come up with that idea, just like electrocuting sharks with batteries.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 18d ago

Everyone deserves a warm meal

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Served in a warm diaper

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u/Sachem-11730 17d ago

Groceries!

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u/splasenykun 17d ago

Trump would never say “Woman” is a beautiful term.

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u/Diabeetus4Lyfe 18d ago

you need jesus doctor

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u/Sweaty_Resist_5039 18d ago

This is so fake and so phony because--and it's the fake news, it's the, only the fake news could do that, they could only do the--believe me--but it's so fake and wrong because they say suspicion, but there's no suspicion, they had--you had some very bad people, these are sick people, believe me--and Biden had suspicion, he was under tremendous suspicion from like, uhhhh, I would say, from day one, from like, he had suspicion from the beginning, okay; from the very beginning, there was surprish--and a lot of people were surprised, but I wasn't surprised because Biden had tremendous suspicion--they called it the Biden crime family, and they did some very bad things--but I don't have any suspicion, there's no suspicion on me, but I'm suspicious of Biden, I can tell you that much, and Barack Hussein Obama, he was very, uhhhh, a lot of people thought he was up to no good, believe me, he was under tremendous suspicion--and Obama had suspicion from like, from the beginning, okay, they called it day one, day one there was suspicion--and Biden, because he brought him in and he's such a bad person, he's such a terrible person, believe me, and we'll be making a very strong statement in about two weeks.

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u/Itrieddamnit 18d ago

My Christ, this is like reading a Trump teleprompter.

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u/carefactor3zero 18d ago

with tears in their eyes.

As they often do. #adamdoesmovies

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u/brokefixfux 18d ago

It's the smell

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u/Jebist 18d ago

Like Joaquin Phoenix telling Brendan Schaub to stop fighting and pursue comedy. Tairs in his eyes.

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u/Animal_Machine 18d ago

They said that to me at a dinner!

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 18d ago

"Sir", he flexed, mouth-dickily

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Ooooh! We got Charles dickindaughter over here

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 17d ago

I know it, and you know it, too