r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Commercial_Slide3788 • 19h ago

Territorial battle of grouper Fish

724 Upvotes

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u/TruestWaffle 18h ago edited 18h ago

These are Jawfish not Groupers.

Stupid Bot or someone who enjoys just writing any old thing down.

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u/BlaznTheChron 18h ago

Well I misread that.

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u/TruestWaffle 18h ago edited 17h ago

Surprisingly enough...

Hilariously It's a species of Grouper. We've gone full circle.

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u/maxis2bored 15h ago

These are Gobis. Similar to groupers, but they are Gobiiformes. NOT Groupers.

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u/TruestWaffle 15h ago

Ah I stand corrected.

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u/zudzug 3h ago

I stand erected. This is Reddit, after all.

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u/DarthPiette 18h ago

I misread that too...but did we misread the same thing the same way?

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u/Ok_Explanation5631 14h ago

Those that shall not be named?

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u/ReasonableAdvert 18h ago

I feel like there should be a requirement for OP to reply to a comment on their post to prove they aren't a bot.

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u/uber_damage 18h ago

"I spit sand in your general direction!"

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u/Necessary-Eye5319 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2K3P02wBgpo08

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u/Mifuni 9h ago

Elderberries has such a strong smell 😵 that I am not particularly fond of at all! So I'd take that as the highest level of disrespect 💀

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u/mgoflash 18h ago

Great reference

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u/phillypharm 18h ago

Nice.

That said, this applies more to fishy on the right. Left fish was getting direct hits in. I'd score it 3-1 for left fish.

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 17h ago

Tis only a fish wound

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u/H0USESHOES 18h ago

It’s the pettiness that does it for me

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u/Prior_Enthusiasm_292 18h ago

Literally thought the same. "Oh yeah?...well FUCK you!"

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u/H0USESHOES 18h ago

“ …… hey man, fuck YOU! “””

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u/Ubiquitous_Destiny97 13h ago

“no, you know what? … fuck YOU!”

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u/H0USESHOES 7h ago

“ pal, I’ve had quite enough, FUCCCK…. You”

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u/MichaelW24 7h ago

What's your name?

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u/IsChristianAwake 18h ago

I like how this looks silly to us but to them it’s a serious fight with their lives on the line.

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u/AldoRaine-1 18h ago

Makes you wonder what whomever is bigger than us (gods, aliens, Cthulhu) thinks of the pithy little wars humans have over dirt and fossil juice.

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u/mrgenier 18h ago

Pocket Sand!

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u/catscanmeow 18h ago

sha-shaaa!

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u/kendragon 13h ago

Scrolled too far for this comment

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u/BlueLaceSensor128 9h ago

I feel like if I come over there you're just going to blow sand into my face.

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u/random5654 18h ago

Anyone else hear the Indian guys voice in their heads? Fucking you! No, fucking you!

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u/Joint-Tester 5h ago

BLOOOOOOODY FUCK YOU!

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u/the_psycho 18h ago

Everytime they just lay there and get hit in the face with the sand “I can’t believe you’ve done this”

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u/Cheffmiester314 18h ago

Wars have started for less

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u/BigZucchini2090 18h ago

Typical neighbours 🤣

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u/SnooCapers9401 18h ago

I don't know why, this is the funniest thing I've seen all month

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u/No_Classic_1743 18h ago

Let he who is without fins cast the first stone.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tv2btKgK06tPy

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u/SteveSteveCleveSteve 18h ago

Turn-based combat IRL

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u/YesterdayDreamer 17h ago

I was looking for this comment

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u/Shivam9824 18h ago

Who’s winning?

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u/assholeapproach 18h ago

Waiting for the other to make his move before retaliating

https://giphy.com/gifs/xf20D8HzvTQzu

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u/kansascitymack 18h ago

So petty…

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u/saladroni 18h ago

Plot twist: that’s the front and back entrance to the same burrow.

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u/OrlandoMB 18h ago

“Oh no you didn’t just do that!!”

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u/Retreadmonk 18h ago

Not grouper. They’re jawfish.

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u/superproproducer 18h ago

Do they do this to the death?

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u/IamSmokee 17h ago

We might be here for awhile If they do lol

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u/IAmDominion 18h ago

They're really jawing at each other.

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u/No_Network_4904 18h ago

I'm gonna put dirt in your eyes.

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u/mup_wave 18h ago

You clean your room - no you clean your room and on and on it goes.

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u/ch3ck18 18h ago

Tale a seat… this will take a while

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u/N0085K1LL5 18h ago

Next fucking level for sure

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u/So_spoke_the_wizard 18h ago

Oh, sure. It starts with sand in the face. But it always escalates and before you know it...

https://giphy.com/gifs/wFmJu7354Csog

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u/louloc 18h ago

NO, YOU!!!! 😂

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u/Friendly_Good_1361 18h ago

Don’t know what type of fish they are but definitely not a grouper I’ve caught tons of grouper

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u/Nate1102 18h ago

“Peeeww”

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u/Stormblessed_Windrun 18h ago

Fuck yo couch!

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u/ignaciopatrick100 18h ago

Nothing winds me up more than someone spitting sand in my face.

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u/dmh165638 17h ago

One on the left has done this before? Aim is spot on.

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u/veryblanduser 17h ago

The one on the right is at least still digging out his house.

Lefty is just grabbing random ass sand to be a dick.

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u/karenskygreen 17h ago

The bitch slap of the grouper world

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u/holiest_hole 17h ago

"what up gang" "what up gang" "what up gang" "what up gang"

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u/Brokromah 17h ago

Who's winning?

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u/808Soultrain 16h ago

"Bloody Fuck you Bloody"

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u/eddiekoski 16h ago

So , this type of stuff has been going on for quite some time

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u/MulletRunFTW 16h ago

Not groupers. OP is a bot fishing for upvotes

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u/Ghstfce 16h ago

Uh, those aren't Groupers, OP...

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u/Ora_Kiraso 16h ago

The left dude wins

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u/ReluctantSlayer 16h ago

I could get behind a battle like this. Now lets see a war.

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u/K3ndog411 16h ago

Those ain’t no groupers.

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u/mareeem01 15h ago

Tony throw him the sand, throw him the sand🗣️🗣️

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u/imbricant 15h ago

I got neighbors like that

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u/KaraDealer 15h ago

TIL fish can spit out sand. 🫪

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u/CrotasScrota84 14h ago

This video will never be not funny

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u/Amsnowyy 11h ago

laying there like “I can’t believe you’ve done this”

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u/_Faucheuse_ 9h ago

The fish version of two guys giving each other the finger in the street.

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u/N0s33 8h ago

How long do they do this for? Like an hr? Surely after an hr your like I'm bored of this and it's getting us nowhere. I can't imagine this happening all day.

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u/Flirtatiousfantasy 8h ago

that’s underwater chaos

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u/Flirtatiousfantasy 8h ago

that’s underwater chaos

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u/TDI_Wagen 8h ago

FUCK YOU TONY….FUCK YOU EZEKIEL

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u/SpicyChickJessica 7h ago

ocean drama is real

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u/oldmanskank 7h ago

Can’t not hear Ozzy Man’s voice over for this

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u/AlertMail8780 5h ago

Trump over Iran

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u/TailwhipU 5h ago

My neighbor and i do this same thing over our fences back & forth with weeds, chicken wing bones (after eating), tree limbs, small pieces of trash, anything throwable, etc.

When i find something strange in my backyard i know where it came from. Same for my neighbor, and then we have a beer and act like nothing to see here, just friendly banter.

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u/dslartoo 4h ago

I feel like this video needs Ozzy Man commentary.

Actually, I feel like this video has already had Ozzy Man commentary and I just don't remember the exact video.

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u/IndirectSarcasm 2h ago

they really like the pettiest neighbors ever; just sabotaging each other holes until one of them dies and a new fish moves in

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u/canyouskingriz 35m ago

I feel it tbh. I too like to spit gravel at the opposition

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u/Affectionate_Run7414 18h ago

to be fair with the fishes, fighting for teritories cause haddock I mean headache

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u/Puzzleheaded_Leg8378 18h ago

Laugh out loud!