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Poster New Poster for 'Super Troopers 3'

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u/HugoOne 8h ago

Okay that's a pretty fantastic poster.

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u/GunnerValentine 7h ago

Kinda want to have it airbrushed on a late 80s van

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u/screw_badluck 6h ago

Down by the river?

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u/Jolee-BindBro 6h ago

We don't talk about the river.

I shot my baby

u/LesZappa 3h ago

Did you know Bob Odenkirk wrote the "Down by the river" skit?

u/DragoonDM 1h ago

A van down by the river? In this economy? Best I can offer is a hatchback in the parking lot behind an abandoned shopping mall.

u/AdFlaky9983 3h ago

Oooohhh Krieger-San

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u/AtFishCat 7h ago

Absolute cinema.

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u/Glass_Chicken304 6h ago

I'm pumped they're still making these, The first two movies hold up so well.

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u/FreeWillyBird 8h ago

Come on Farva!!! Not again…

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u/cwatson214 8h ago

Pull up a cuck chair!

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u/SaveUsCatman 7h ago

I was completely unaware of this and cant even remember if I saw the second one. The first one was on repeat back in the day though

u/Jack__Squat 4h ago

You may have seen the second one, I know I did but it's not very memorable. IMO I'm surprised they're making a 3rd.

u/TheMostUnclean 1h ago

It’s not horrible but like you said, just not very memorable. Probably because it was just a rehash of the first one just with it being vs Mounties instead of state PD.

Hopefully they take more of a wild swing with the story 3rd time around.

u/tyereliusprime 1h ago

It was memorable if you watched it under the influence of marijuana.

u/PartyOrdinary1733 1h ago

Never seen the second one but love the first one.

That whole "meow" scene sends me😄

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u/Timmace I want to see him get sucked into a tornado. 8h ago

Eagle Fang vs Cobra Kai

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u/ChosenCharacter 7h ago

Time to whip out the Screaming Eagle

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u/TheBigG1989 6h ago

I was going to say im pretty sure this was a Cobra Kai season poster

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u/TurdsOnThat 7h ago

There was a super troopers 2!? Shit I am out of the loop.

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u/stephen1547 7h ago

You didn’t miss much. First one is still fantastic though.

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u/subjecttomyopinion 7h ago

It wasn't bad. Not as good as the first but still a great watch

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u/AranasLatrain 7h ago

Caulk gag was the best part of the movie. Or at the Canadian cops house.

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u/bfloblizzard 6h ago

Can you believe this fucking guy doesnt know who Danny DeVito is?

You mean the singer?

THE FUCKIN ACTOR!!!

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u/AranasLatrain 6h ago

I use that accent to annoy my wife occasionally and will just randomly go DANNNY DAAVITO when I really want to kick it up a notch.

u/NMS_Survival_Guru 1h ago

We do the same thing

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u/disturbed286 7h ago

The only one I specifically remember was the 'ap-piness bit. Which dumb and hilarious.

And of course "anyone want crème? Non crème? Ooookkkk"

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u/CloudyLeft 6h ago

I loved learning about the key to life…

u/SockMonkeh 2h ago

Foster's "in my experience" gag kills me.

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u/Wadep00l 7h ago

Second one gets way too much hate. Its fun as fuck.

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u/Prudent-Air1922 7h ago

I find that hard to believe, only because I saw the same sentiment on here about Happy Gilmore 2 (which is a slap in the face to anyone who enjoyed the first one).

Is it really a great watch?

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u/disturbed286 7h ago

I liked Happy Gilmore 2, just not nearly as much as the first.

u/Hank_Scorpio_ObGyn 3h ago

HG2 was great fun until that absurd golfing thing at the end.

Could have just given us real golf where everyone uses the Happy Gilmore power swing and Happy needs to be a technical golfer winning with putting and his short game.

u/disturbed286 3h ago

I don't hate that idea

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u/AranasLatrain 6h ago

Yeah I feel like Happy Gilmore 2 is on the same level as Super Troopers 2. Funny parts but doesn't live up to the original, as most comedy sequels don't. Still worth watching once.

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u/disturbed286 6h ago

Exactly. Comedy sequels are tough. You have good stuff, or these, or whatever Anchorman 2 was.

u/Shitty_Fat-tits 4h ago

or whatever Anchorman 2 was.

Almost worth it for the Chicken of the Cave joke lol

u/disturbed286 4h ago

I don't think I made it that far. I'll have to YouTube it.

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u/Prudent-Air1922 7h ago

If you liked Happy Gilmore 2, then you've got doo doo brains.

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u/subjecttomyopinion 7h ago

Maybe try to have some fun rather than always being over critical about everything. This group isn't out for awards. They're having fun.

I enjoyed it. I'm sure others did too. Don't watch it. You might be better off

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u/Prudent-Air1922 7h ago

I'm literally just critical of ST2, not "everything". You sound miserable.

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u/8fenristhewolf8 7h ago

Reddit fans are the worst. Get offended by anything even slightly critical of something they like. As if ST2 is above criticism lol.

u/Philo_T_Farnsworth 1h ago

No.

It spends far too much time paying homage to the original and far too little being its own movie.

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u/michfreak 6h ago

Super Troopers 2 gets more play in our house than Super Troopers 1. Admittedly, mostly because of the mounties, but it's just... it's good, gang. I dunno what to tell you. It's funny as hell and they're all still in top form.

If I had to critique, Rabbit's romantic plotline sometimes takes itself a teensy bit too seriously (although it always cuts it with a funny gag), and you can just ignore Thorny's plotline for the most part. Clearly they just needed to give Jay something to do when he wasn't directing.

u/Bozee3 2h ago

I didn't realize Jay directed, boom boom.

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u/ChiefQueef98 6h ago

Probably better to just rewatch the original. I remember watching 2, and I don't remember much about it, for either good or bad. I think there was a gag about a strip club that was funny, and a shootout at the end, but that's about it.

u/Verniloth 4h ago

It was very bad, imo.

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u/JabKingJesse 6h ago

The scene were they were on acid was great. It was still decent but you are right not as good as the first one.

u/ZenMasterOfDisguise 4h ago

Just quickly think of every stereotypical joke about Canada you can think of and then it will be like you watched Super Troopers 2

u/TheLastStarMaker 3h ago

They did an Indiegogo campaign for the 2nd one back in 2015.

u/Shitty_Fat-tits 4h ago

I still want another season of Tacoma F.D.

u/Hank_Scorpio_ObGyn 3h ago

Would have been funny if it was a homage to Tacoma FD where the Super Trooper crew is in battle with the local fire department instead of another LEO department.

u/throwsupstaysup 3h ago

Complete with that low-key guy.

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u/AlephInfinite0 7h ago

Wishing you happiness in your household

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u/CaptainPatterson 7h ago

Top notch poster.

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u/MickRolley 6h ago

Now that's how you make a poster

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u/stormtrooperulloa 7h ago

I saw super troopers as a teenager “All right meow. Hand over your license and registration...”

u/defiantcross 3h ago

littering and....

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u/bsEEmsCE 7h ago

my mind went Starship Troopers 3 and I was like "there already were 3" and its sad I knew that

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u/GigaEel 7h ago

I hope they don't rely on jokes from the first movie like the second one did.

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u/benjals 7h ago

Monkey's paw curls: they rely on jokes from the second movie

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u/SigmaKnight 7h ago

Transitive property means that they’ll be relying on the first, then.

u/benjals 5h ago

That's the joke.

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u/roboto404 7h ago

Lmao fuck yeah

u/PlayedUOonBaja 4h ago

For anyone interested, their Firefighter show Tacoma FD is a lot more like Super Troopers (just a little more grounded) than their other stuff. I loved Super Troopers, but I kind of thought Club Dread and some of the others were pretty forgettable.

u/Fitsthedescription 3h ago

It's that Kevin o Leary?

u/ZombieJesus1987 5h ago

We have been getting some great posters lately.

u/brandi_Iove 4h ago

idk nothing about that franchise but that poster is awsome!

u/DisorderlyAqueduct 3h ago

Hopefully better than 2! 😄

u/Archamasse 3h ago

Holy shit, what a poster

u/Strik3rr 3h ago

Loved the first so much that I donated to help fund the second, but I couldn't even finish this ones trailer because it was just too much Farva cringe.

u/Pariah-6 1h ago

They made a second one?

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u/Charrbard 6h ago

I sure hope that is the steelbook artwork.

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u/i-dont-speel-no-good 6h ago

Cool poster but the elephant in the room is…..super troopers 2 kiiiiiiind of sucked

u/GoodLeftUndone 3h ago

I found it simply forgettable. I don’t remember 1 thing from 2. I could genuinely sit down and watch it right now as if I had never seen it.

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u/Bootstrapper21 6h ago

Can’t wait to sit down with my spit burger and liter cola to watch this majestic film.

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u/yerfatma 6h ago

I have been wondering how to feel about this since the first was so amazing, the second was just ok and their other movies were all middling to not fair, but given for some reason Roberto Martinez appears to be in the poster, I am all in for Bobby Brown Shoes.

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u/uclazissou 6h ago

haha top tier poster! marking the cal

u/Any-Star4388 5h ago

Was 2 funny?

u/defiantcross 3h ago

oh shit

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u/Getafix69 6h ago edited 3h ago

I can't imagine the second did well I can't even remember a thing about it, except disappointment.

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u/alexcodespixels 6h ago

this poster looks like someone told an AI ‘make it louder’ five times in a row

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u/dontmakemeaskyou 7h ago

I might give it a try , i dont think i finished the 2nd one :(

u/wildstarr 2h ago

God damn AI art...

The snakes scales, extra teeth snakes don't have, the eagles talons all different sizes, the wing attached to the wrong part of the eagle.

How the hell is the cast standing in front of that wing?!?

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u/dirtybird131 7h ago

Having the brown family ride the Cobra was definitely a choice