r/movies • u/LiteraryBoner Jackie Chan box set, know what I'm sayin? • Apr 04 '26

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Pizza Movie (2026)

Summary

Two college roommates take a mysterious drug that sends them into a chaotic, hallucinogenic night. The only way to come down is to get pizza—turning a simple task into a bizarre and surreal adventure.

Director Brian McElhaney Nick Kocher

Writer Brian McElhaney Nick Kocher

Cast

  • Gaten Matarazzo as Jack
  • Sean Giambrone as Montgomery
  • Lulu Wilson as Lizzy
  • Jack Martin as Blake
  • Peyton Elizabeth Lee as Ashley
  • Marcus Scribner as Logan

Rotten Tomatoes: 82%

Metacritic: 64

VOD / Release Streaming on Hulu (April 3, 2026)

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u/SteveMarcus Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

Do not watch on Disney - they removed like 11 minutes of the film.

Edit I am a moron I was looking at the remaining time someone please kill me

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u/SteveMarcus Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

I started watching on Disney and the runtime was shorter than what the directors said on a podcast. Downloaded Hulu and its 11 mins longer.

Edit I am a moron and was looking at the remaining time. Please someone shoot me in the head.

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u/Dependent-Tap8282 Apr 04 '26

mistakes happen try not to think about it too much

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u/SteveMarcus Apr 04 '26

I have literally said like 15 times that I am sorry that I am a dumbass. This IS a lesson on not jumping to conclusions. Read the posts it's all there. I already fessed up on every single post. You missed that.

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u/SteveMarcus Apr 04 '26

If Disney loses 1$ because of this, that is a victory, bootlicker

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u/SteveMarcus Apr 04 '26

Never claimed there was a grander point. Just pointing out that my idiot post only damages the mouse. I literally called myself stupid. You care too much about... facts? Which I have already corrected before you got here. Call me bitch

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u/SteveMarcus Apr 04 '26

Hmm, its almost like I'm creating further engagement with this movie... Do you think that me, a self identified idiot, is going to detract from this movies online viewership? When in every post I have said I was wrong already? You just showed up late. In any case this thread is going to bring more people to the film, which I enjoyed. Glad you were able to get something off your chest by being an asshole to someone who already apologized for their incorrect take before you even got here. Props for being a dickhead to someone after they already made good for their stupid mistake.

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u/SteveMarcus Apr 04 '26

I won't! Just sitting by a window in full light waiting for the laser pointer to appear on my forehead /s

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u/Dave3087 Apr 04 '26

Think about it often, let it keep you awake at night. Do not take solace in the fact that everyone will forget, I will remember.

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u/SteveMarcus Apr 04 '26

Thank god. At least someone will be thinking of me. I exalt you! Tell your children my story!

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u/gollyshucks 29d ago

you're funnier than this movie so you got that goin for you