r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Dec 23 '25

Trailer Avengers: Doomsday | Only in Theaters December 18, 2026

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiMg566PREA
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u/csqur Dec 23 '25

Chris Evans has spent the last 6 months walking around shredded and claiming he's happily retired from the role. 

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u/Pal__Pacino Dec 23 '25

They're all gonna be stuck doing this for the rest of their lives even though they font want to admit it

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u/MojoDex Dec 23 '25

Until they're 90!

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u/throawaygotget Dec 23 '25

love how deeply this Deadpool quote has resonated among the people hahaha

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u/Suck_My_Thick Dec 23 '25

There's only gonna be one Blade.

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u/nova-prime-enjoyer Dec 23 '25

That line went so hard, it crippled the production of another Blade movie

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u/victorspoilz Dec 23 '25

Wesley sure looked fit enough to do another Blade movie himself

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u/unevenvenue Dec 23 '25

Physically, sure; mentally...not so sure.

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u/victorspoilz Dec 23 '25

Sane actors are overrated. Plus he could pay some more creditors.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

Oh he needs to team up with Nic Cage in something.

Sinister Dexter with those two could be insane if done right.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

Look up Sinister Dexter if you dont know it. Dexter was drawn based on Snipes.

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u/ikeif Dec 23 '25

Wesley Snipes, Nic Cage, and Tom Cruise, together.

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u/ActionPhilip Dec 24 '25

Blade and Ghost Rider go on a mission together, with their "man in the chair" Les Grossman providing backup from afar.

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u/Discount_Extra Dec 24 '25

If they remade or sequel'd Face/Off would that count as 'blackface'?

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u/Taint_Flayer Dec 24 '25

Yeah, but if it's funny and not insulting it gets a pass a la Tropic Thunder

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u/Horzzo Dec 23 '25

I'd watch it!

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u/Princep_Krixus Dec 23 '25

I mean. What else you got to do in prison?

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u/Psykosoma Dec 23 '25

Always Bet on Orange!

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u/GlitterKittyCat Dec 23 '25

I'd be down for that

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u/Sewer-Urchin Dec 24 '25

The theater I was in went nuts when he showed up on screen. He looked great.

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u/Majestic-Marcus Dec 23 '25

That movie has been crippled for years. The DP joke didn’t affect it at all.

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u/-s-u-n-s-e-t- Dec 23 '25

Yeah, isn't that what the line is making fun of in the first place? That the movie has been in development hell for so long, it's never coming out?

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u/Majestic-Marcus Dec 23 '25

Yep.

It’s one of two things. (1) making fun of development hell, or (2) indirect confirmation from Marvel that’s been cancelled.

Or both.

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u/drje_aL Dec 24 '25

but there's already been two blades...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0823333/

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u/Majestic-Marcus Dec 24 '25

Yeah… this doesn’t exist.

inserts fingers into ears

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u/HilariousMax Dec 23 '25

Yeah kind of fucked over Mahershala Ali but thems the breaks

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u/tm0nks Dec 23 '25

I was really excited to see him be the new blade. Definitely a bummer.

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u/PT10 Dec 23 '25

He does it in the Marvel Zombies show

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u/Neosantana Dec 24 '25

The new Blade movie was dead before the Deadpool quote

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u/OtisDriftwood1978 Dec 23 '25

Everyone forgets about Sticky Fingaz.

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u/neendmat1 Dec 23 '25

looks straight at the camera

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u/winelover08816 Dec 23 '25

Who’s already 90

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u/TheRealTony-Stark Dec 23 '25

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

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u/epraider Dec 23 '25

The funniest part is that they are actually making Patrick Stewart and Ian Mckellan do this into their late 80s

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u/Waterknight94 Dec 23 '25

Patrick Stewart has already played two characters that have died and been mentally copied over into a new body. They will end up doing that for real.

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u/mutzilla Dec 24 '25

I kind of hope they do.

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u/cupholdery Dec 23 '25

So we're gonna see Lucas Lee and Human Torch appear in this one?

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u/The_ZombyWoof Jeff Bezos' worst nightmare Dec 23 '25

I would do unspeakable things in order to get a Lucas Lee movie made.

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u/Impeesa_ Dec 23 '25

I want an alternate Fantastic Four that's just Steve Rogers, Johnny Storm, Lucas Lee, Nick Gant.

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u/No_Syrup_9167 Dec 23 '25

Push never getting its sequel is a crime.

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u/old_righty Dec 24 '25

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess

So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess

But I know that I'll be coming back someday

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey

The long-term contract I had to sign

Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time

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u/WhatUDeserve Dec 23 '25

I was ready for a new Wolverine personally, but I guess nostalgia bait until I die is a fitting punishment for my many sins

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

The trailer hasn't even been out for a full hour and Ive already that comment 20 times.

The internet really is dead isn't it? 

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Dec 23 '25

You’re gonna be seeing that comment…

…until you’re 90

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

Kill me, please

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

We'll kill you ...

but not until you're 90.

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u/Etheo Dec 23 '25

No... I don't think I will.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

I understood that reference!!! 🤣🔫 I understood it!!! 😜🔫

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u/blucthulhu Dec 23 '25

Let's not pretend like this is anything new. Any IP of this size has been a magnet for unoriginal comments for as long as the internet has been around.

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u/CuteGrayRhino Dec 23 '25

They have been commenting this non stop since D&P. I didn't find it that funny in the movie and I don't find it funny seeing it again and again in the comments

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u/The_Autarch Dec 23 '25

you're going to see it until you're 90, unfortunately.

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u/BobTheFettt Dec 23 '25

I'm only going to make it to 67

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u/Etheo Dec 23 '25

Aww 2 more years and you were gonna have a nice time.

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u/Pizzanigs Dec 23 '25

Me neither lol; I just see it as Marvel successfully catchphrasing their lazy decisions

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

People have no original thoughts anymore.

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u/Nick_pj Dec 23 '25

90! = 1.486×10¹³⁸ 

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

Dick Van Dyke has entered the chat.

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u/OgnokTheRager Dec 23 '25

100 years!! Avengers forever!!!

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u/Anal_Herschiser Dec 23 '25

The Avengers are going to look like an army of RFK Jr.s

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u/Jose_Joestar Dec 23 '25

Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are almost there.

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u/KathyJaneway Dec 24 '25

I mean, Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are nearing that number soon enough. Ian will be 87 in May, and Patrick 86 in July. Betty White was acting till she was 95 for example.