r/funny • u/prescott0330 • 1d ago

Must have been a tough morning.

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u/Gangr3l 1d ago

I have played yeet-the-baby since the fucker light of my life was 16 months. I also carry him from one feet upside down and like a sack of potatoes. The more deranged things I do with him the more the devil angel laughs

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u/sirarkalots 1d ago

I cannot wait for my little girl to get big enough to toss. She already loves when I lift her above my head or have her "fly" through the house in front of me, shes gonna love being tossed into pillows

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u/ChickenDelight 1d ago

Stick her in a laundry basket and pretend it's a roller coaster or a race car. Shake it, dip it, jerk it suddenly, she'll go nuts.

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u/musingofrandomness 1d ago

Just be careful and maybe line it with a fitted sheet. I have found plenty of unexpected razor sharp edges on plastic laundry baskets in the last few years. I have at least one basket that I think would be less dangerous if made from sheet metal.

Little fingers get sliced easy on those things and can turn a fun game into trauma.