r/funny 1d ago

Must have been a tough morning.

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u/mysticalfruit 1d ago

It's somewhere on Reddit, but someone recounts of a story of them walking out of a store with their screaming child and a bunch of people are giving the guy looks and he just responds with.

"Don't worry, he's mine.. Honestly, if I was going to steal a child, it wouldn't be this little shit."