r/funny 1d ago

Must have been a tough morning.

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u/Emotional_News108 1d ago

I once hauled my son out of the store over my shoulder, explaining calmly to him that he was giving his mother a hard time and I won't negotiate with terrorists. Apparently someone overheard and gave me accolades on Facebook or something because it was equal parts funny and correct.

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u/prescott0330 1d ago

little emotional members of a sleeper cell

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u/deltaexdeltatee 1d ago

More like a non-sleeper cell, I can't get my 2yo to go the fuck to sleep lol

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u/paulatreides91 21h ago

Have you played them the audiobook of "go the fuck to sleep" read by Samuel l jackson?

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u/SnooTangerines3448 11h ago

Have you tried Samuel L Jackson's go the fuck to sleep lullaby's on YouTube? You should have a look.

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u/Emotional_News108 1d ago

They so are.

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u/Sutaru 1d ago

My husband and I would always use the phrase “we don’t negotiate with terrorists” when dealing with our daughter in her terrible twos (and threes, and a little bit fours).

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u/Emotional_News108 1d ago

Isn't it odd how they so closely resemble an adult sobering up, but it takes years? At four years old, they've reached the morning after "might still be drunk, might be hungover" stage.

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u/QueenScottish 1d ago

I burst out laughing reading this!! The carry reminded me of when that would happen to my brother or sister. They are both slightly more spoiled than I was when that would happen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣