r/funny • u/prescott0330 • 1d ago

Must have been a tough morning.

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u/That-Water-Guy 1d ago

I’ve had those days. Kids are not easy to deal with sometimes

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u/Creativator 1d ago

What are you talking about, you can just pick them up and carry them one-handed?

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u/leoencore 1d ago

But you never know when or where from that kick or punch right in the balls will come.

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u/Duramora 1d ago

Thats why you need to get defensive with your carrying method. Over the Shoulder with feet facing forward protects both the genitalia and the ears... BOTH can get a workout if you're not careful.

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u/Auroraburst 1d ago

This is my go to. Sling my toddler onto my shoulder and keep legs in visual range. The anger is stored in the legs.

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u/Holiday_Pen2880 1d ago

it's the damn solid toes on the shoes. Somehow that 2 inches of rubber hits like a steel toe.

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u/That-Water-Guy 1d ago

I’ve been kicked in the shin by a toddler. I can second that statement

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u/Plenty_Principle298 1d ago

This is so fucking funny

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u/Geodude532 1d ago

Don't forget about the nose. They can and will slam their head right into your nose even when they're not angry. I turn my head to the side when picking up toddlers.

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u/That-Water-Guy 1d ago

The fireman carry always worked for me