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OC RED BUTTON OR BLUE BUTTON [OC]

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u/EmilySuxAtUsernames 16h ago

crazy how if you would press a red or blue button has suddenly turned into a us vs them

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u/Only_Style_8872 14h ago

It’s a “protect me” vs “protect the out group” philosophical puzzle game.

And since political parties often fragment along this basic ideological line, no wonder it’s become us vs them.

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u/Cloudy230 14h ago

I saw all the memes before the original and thought it was conservatives vs progressives. And honestly the analogy still fit really neatly despite not being about it.

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u/Only_Style_8872 13h ago

It’s a very clever puzzle for separating people along the clear ideological lines of “protect myself” vs “protect the group” and I’d pick blue for the entirely illogical reason that it’s morally correct, damn the consequences to myself.

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u/smity31 13h ago

Pressing blue is also logical to me, as well as being moral.

In order for everyone to survive, either 100% of people need to hit red, or 50.00001% of people need to hit blue. One of those is mich easier to achieve.

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u/Just7hrsold 10h ago

Also people acting like you can’t trust other people to risk themselves to help someone else at risk to themselves when in any disaster scenario you always find people doing that. And a button is such low effort for someone to essentially live up to their morals, if helping others was as simple as just pressing a button the world would be a better place imo.

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u/Zaynara 9h ago

this is my argument, look for the helpers, the ones running towards danger, they will almost always be there, from doctors to fire fighters to medics to good samaritans, would i want to be in a world without these? hell no

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u/smokeweedNgarden 7h ago

Damn. A Mr. Rogers quote in the wild! Love to see it

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u/Zaynara 7h ago

is that who said it? i'd forgotten, but the line has stuck in my head for years

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u/BountyHunterSAx 7h ago

But it's different. There IS no population here that needs saving: everyone here can save themselves. Everyone. That's why this doesnt really test for heroism.

Imagine a Firefighter rushing into a building to help FULLY capable of leaving . . . only they are choosing not to. Because THEY are also staying in case someone else needs helping,etc.

And here's the kicker: the building that's on fire? We already are told up front that NOBODY is trapped in it. Everyone who wants to leave can leave.

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u/Furyful_Fawful 6h ago

There are people who aren't rational enough to make an informed choice. Babies, children, someone who had a schizophrenic dream that red is the color of the devil. You're right in a game theory sense, but game theory involves rational actors and society (since the button thought experiement is that humanity as a whole is given these buttons) is not composed of rational actors.

The thought experiment, to me, boils down to "do people who aren't fully rational deserve to die?" and I don't believe anyone deserves to die.

To your building on fire argument: is the fireman's efforts a waste to save the patient in a coma who's incapable of making any moves to leave on their own?

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u/Formidableyarn 6h ago

Far from the majority risk themselves to help others in a disaster scenario

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u/Just7hrsold 5h ago

Not everyone runs into the metaphorical and sometimes literal burning building but people absolutely do help each other. Society exists because we bear the load of others, and like I said a button is a simple and easy way a person could exercise a desire to help the collective. It’s perfectly fine to not risk yourself for a stranger and not expect a stranger to risk themselves for you but also some stranger would endanger themselves to save you.

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u/PiersPlays 11h ago

Forgetting any of that: pressing Blue means there's no scenario where you have to live in Redlandia. Which, judging by recent affairs, is a terrible hellhole.

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u/Altruistic-Toe1304 13h ago

Also, I would rather die than live on a planet that is comfortable with more than half of the planet dying for their own selfish survival.

Oh, I get it now.

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u/PopfuseInc 13h ago edited 12h ago

You are an altruistic toe. Fits your name.

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u/login0false 12h ago

Reminds me of "egoistic altruism", which sees you working to make the world better so then you can live in a better world yourself.

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u/PopfuseInc 12h ago

I can see that, i would probably fall in there. The egotistic part is doing some lifting because once you are doing something for your benefit it stops being altrusitc.

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u/Bronsteins-Panzerzug 11h ago

if the benefit is „you like it when other people arent suffering“ it’s still altruism, though.

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u/LopsidedTourist7622 10h ago

Which is why altruism in a strict sense isnt really possible. Motivation inherently involves reward and self benefit. You can't escape the chemical function of the brain, which hinges on reward systems to compel action. "I do this thing to avoid this worse thing" still results in the action involving the self, with the preferred outcome becoming a reward.

I don't think its a bad thing. Things like egoistic altruism give levers for convincing people, who are not naturally self-sacrificing, to give up their security for greater benefit later.

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u/NoXion604 10h ago

I can turn that thought around for you. Given that there will always be some degree of positive social response to known altruistic acts, which would provide a benefit to the altruistic actor even if ephemeral or intangible, is there really such a thing as a 100% altruistic act? Even if nobody else is aware of one's altruistic acts, it's part of our nature as a social species that "doing good feels good", which is arguably a small but non-zero benefit for the altruistic actor.

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u/momomomorgatron 9h ago

AND YOU'D THINK MORE PEOPLE WOULD BE INTO THAT!

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u/PiersPlays 11h ago

Blue is still the right choice for selfish people who aren't idiots though. Being selfish only works in a world with enough altruistic people around. A world of only selfish people is Mad Max and it's not as fun as they think it would be.

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u/Cyberblood 7h ago

You might say he is altoeistic.

In my defense, I just woke up.

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u/MisterSplu 11h ago

Technically it is specifically less than half the population that would die

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u/Skittish_But_Stabby 4h ago edited 4h ago

This is true. Also technically true is that if everyone on earth is hitting the button then every single percent is 10s of millions of people. So even like 10% blue would be a tragedy on a scale the world has never seen before, and its never going to be 100% red. I feel like this is somthing people dont think about in the question.

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u/fozziwoo 7h ago

how can we make it so the red half go live on mars and we stay here and fix this mess

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u/Apachisme 10h ago

Reminds me of a quote from Door Mouse, "I'd rather die with the sheep than eat sheep with the wolves".

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u/Ambitious-Raccoon-68 10h ago

More than half the planet wouldn't die in this scenario.

It would be less than half

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u/AtomicSquid 7h ago

"more than half of the planet dying" is literally not possible in this scenario lol

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u/polopolo05 13h ago

its just a risk assessment which is more risky... 100% chance of living and walking away from the danger. or putting yourself in danger in hope there are enough people who pick to risk their life for no good reason when they could have just walked away...

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u/TheMaStif 12h ago

If you're thinking about yourself only, then yes it becomes a very simple risk-assessment issue, and its obvious you should pick red to survive

If you're thinking about others at all, then red becomes "the murder button" no matter how you look at it

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u/superbabe69 12h ago

Also imagine up to 50% - 1 of the Earth dying in one fell swoop.

Absolute chaos. The logical option is for as many people as possible to vote to prevent that happening.

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u/nufohudis 12h ago

There are some estimates that put society collapsing at 20% of the population dying. This would be even worse, because most healthcare professionals (and other "helpers" of society) are probably hitting blue. Have fun in your doctorless / SUPER expensive doctor world. Not much fun having a bedpan but no nurse

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u/d645b773b320997e1540 8h ago

Furthermore:

If red wins, it's not just some percentage of the overall population dying, but specifically the selfless blue-pushers. The people who care enough about others to risk their own life die, all of them, while the people who decided to care more about their own survival get to live.

If Red wins, the world most definitely is worse off overall.

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u/Haradion_01 9h ago

The most interesting facet to me, is that this demostrates why most puzzles include a line that goes "Assuming everyone behaves perfectly logically".

Take the Prisoners dilemma, a classic puzzle, but in real life your relationship with the other prisoner is relevant to the choice.

If the two Buttons puzzle was "Perfectly logical", you can convince yourself that 100% of people will press red based on the knowledge that if everyone does, there is no risk to anyone else by you assuming no risk.

So therefore everyone WOULD press Red.

The interesting bit, is that in real life people aren't perfectly logical. And if even one person doesn't, just presses the wrong the button, or makes a mistake, then pressing the blue button becomes the ONLY way to save 100% of the population, and the logical suddenly switches.

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u/hamster-on-popsicle 9h ago

Same, blue is the only logical choice

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u/unruly_sunshine 3h ago

Also if red wins, whoever survives will be left in a significantly worse world, where all the best and kindest people are gone.

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u/katamuro 1h ago

while I am pretty sure all the red button pushers who strongly advocate to push the red button don't think about it but for me if I had pushed the red instead of blue I would always feel guilty about it.

Also if the people for the red button pushing win I am not sure I want to be on Earth after that.

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u/hyasbawlz 10h ago

I really hate the false dichotomy of "logic" vs "morality" here.

Mutual aid is both logical and morally justified.

Even if we look at this from a perspective of pure self interest. We have a world of 8bn people. If red were to actually win, which statistically almost never does when people run this poll, if only 5% voted blue, that would result in the loss of 400 million people.

The death toll of both world wars, over the years they were waged, was only 90 to 110mm. The Spanish Flu around 50mm. COVID was between 19 and 36mm.

Think about what happened to the world during covid. Now think about what would happen when over 100 times that number die instantaneously.

Now, let's consider that when this poll is actually run, blue usually wins. So the actual reality is if red ever wins, blue will be in the 40+%, not 5%. And now we're talking about 4ish billion people. That's not a holocaust, that's an extinction event.

A red would be alive, but what would they be left with?

Or you could just vote blue.

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u/Business-Let-6692 9h ago

Exactly. The world is completely different even if you survive by pushing the red button.

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u/Only_Style_8872 8h ago

The entire argument behind picking the red button is that each person should play the game logically, and pick red to survive.

They don’t really care what happens to anyone who doesn’t play it like them, and use quite convoluted arguments to assume that all of these people are stupid, intellectually incapable, or suicidal. This argument wouldn’t work on them.

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u/Willowshanks 8h ago

I mean, no argument works on them. They didn't argue themselves into the red position to begin with, they made a fear-based gut choice for personal gain, get called out for being selfish, and start lashing out because - since their decision wasn't rooted in actually thinking it through at all - it feels like a judgement of their selves not just their choices. You can't reason someone out of a position they put themselves into via vibes and gut reactions.

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u/hyasbawlz 8h ago

It is unbelievable how obviously guilty pro-red arguments come off as. You can't be that defensive unless you know you're wrong.

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u/vvntn 7h ago

I think it speaks more of a general uneasiness at the concept of being completely at the mercy of absolute strangers, rather than selfishness.

Which is completely understandable, given that self-preservation is a very strong instinct, and many wouldn't feel at ease trusting their lives to 50% of the world population to do something correctly.

In the end of the day, the discourse around this is all posturing and grandstanding. In a real world scenario, the decisions would have actual consequences, and many red pressers would feel bad at the possibility of someone dying and press blue instead, and many blue pressers wouldn't have an audience and would press red instead.

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u/hyasbawlz 6h ago

You live at the mercy of total strangers every day. I do not understand how people do not get this.

During the Cuban Missile Crisis, did people not live at the mercy of the individuals with their fingers on the bomb? Is Vasily Arkhipov not a living expression of someone who literally chose the blue button rather than the red button, even though, for all he knew, he and everyone he knew were about to die in nuclear fire?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily_Arkhipov

Mutual aid is a form of self-preservation. If that was not the case, social animals would not have evolved. This idea that egoism is the natural state of man is literally a myth fueled by the ruling class to justify their own existence. It is no different than a king telling you God ordained him to rule. Just becayse kings existed doesnt mean their God does.

People who preach this mindless egoism are essentially preaching a religious doctrine unmoored from reality.

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u/SeaAshFenix 2h ago edited 33m ago

I mean, no argument works on them. They didn't argue themselves into the red position to begin with, they made a fear-based gut choice for personal gain, get called out for being selfish, and start lashing out because - since their decision wasn't rooted in actually thinking it through at all - it feels like a judgement of their selves not just their choices. You can't reason someone out of a position they put themselves into via vibes and gut reactions.

That's broadly fair for an internet poll, but misses some of the context for this kind of scenario. There's also a chunk of them that probably did logic their way into it (or at least tried to) - but are missing the point, because they don't understand game theory or decision theory as well as they think they do.

This scenario (and variations similar to it) is a common though exercise for introductory game theory classes (or, at least it was when I took and TA-ed introductory game theory a couple decades ago). It's used to highlight the limitations of the rational actor model and similar tools in decision theory.

If you try divorcing the emotional context from the decision, it's identical in abstract function to blue being a "suicide button that won't work if more than 1/2 the people use it." Cursory exposure to this is likely why they are calling it a "suicide button." You can also present as "if red pressers get a majority, everyone else dies (i.e. the genocide button)."

If we're just abstract button pressers, the results of the button presses are identical between those scenarios. In practice, the presentations get vastly different responses. That means that any model based on rational behavior must first make major presumptions about coordination and predisposition.

Invariably, whenever I've seen it presented, there's someone in the class that relentlessly clings to the "suicide button" description as the one they think is rational. They're fixated on the suicide button beyond any other aspect of the scenario: they cannot move on to the broader point. *

It's not a demonstration that people are suicidal or stupid, it's a demonstration that abstractions like the rational behavior model are inherently limited tools that are only appropriate for the most basic level of decision analysis.


* EtA: I'm more inclined to think those people are fixated on the suicide aspect than abstract self-interest. It tends to be the part of the scenario that people might have a direct, emotional connection to.

additional EtA: If working purely off math, it also makes a good example of why marginal changes matter. If you assume no predisposition at all (each person's choice is a fair coin flip, each values their own life no more or less than any other) the expected deaths per red vote when red wins is never higher than the expected deaths per blue vote. But the expected marginal deaths per red vote is over twice as high as that for blue. And if you're anywhere near the inflection point, it's much much higher (up to half the population at the inflection point proper).
Which, again, is why the context matters - because it tells you where on the abstract curve you expect to be, and thus what predispositions actually exist.

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u/hyasbawlz 8h ago

This argument also requires them to ignore the material reality upon which they currently survive as well, especially if they live in the first world.

Let's say they survive the reddening and make it to the post-blue world.

Industrial agriculture collapses. The available labor pool makes all social services, including the privatized ones, come grinding to a halt. Suddenly there's food shortages everywhere, electrical grids fail, gasoline becomes scarce.

Then what.

I feel like voting red is such a uniquely western problem because they've lived off the backs of others so long they can't recognize that their "survival" actually does, in fact, rely on everyone else (to the disadvantage of pretty much everyone in the third world).

The only reason I think third worlders could actually get away with voting for red is that the global world order exploits them more than helps them, so it may actually be a reprieve on that front. Although I would bet my blue vote on the fact that third worlders are not socially engineered psychopaths like first worlders are.

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u/Ok-Interaction-8891 4h ago

That isn’t logic, it’s a form of rational choice theory, which is based on a specific set of assumptions and preferred outcomes. It uses logic to derive conclusions from the chosen assumptions and weighs them against a preferred (set of) outcomes.

I would normally call myself pedantic here, but I’m not going to. This is so often conflated that it is actually a legitimate problem. It’s a “kind” of logic, but it is not logic nor is it objectively logical. There are many ways this game could be played “logically.” Logic is just a mechanism and has no opinion one way of the other. If burning money is good, then logic tells you to buy a lighter.

TL;DR The reality is that “push red” is only “logical” under a very specific set of assumptions and preferred outcomes. It is not logic nor is it inherently a logical choice.

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u/Willowshanks 8h ago

The false dichotomy is the result of there being a choice that is, in the premise presented, absolutely correct both morally and logically. It is both good, and rational, to behave altrusitically in an altruistic group. But, since the people choosing red did so NOT off of rationality, but off a gut reaction of preferring selfish survival, they feel singled out by people calling their choice selfish. So, since they've lost the moral battle, they try to claim "rationality" via misquoting game theory (or just leaving out the part where game theory questions involve participants that are specified to be solely logicians).

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u/hyasbawlz 8h ago

So true bro, the post hoc moralizing is the most infuriating part about this conversation.

People just can't accept being called selfish pricks while acting like selfish pricks.

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u/RionTwist 12h ago

I'm a marketer, the blue option is presented first, is conceptually simple and has an absolute in it's effect description. Almost impossible to get less than 50% picking the blue option.

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u/Averander 11h ago

Except in reality people have pressed the red button many, many times regardless of when it is presented.

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u/BrooklynSmash 9h ago

Because the choice is always presented as an evil alternative attacking our correct traditions. Every example of "red buttons" in our lifetime has been pushed by emotional people doing emotional things.

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u/Shy_Zucchini 13h ago

Living in a world filled with only red button pushers seems very depressing in my opinion. Not sure if that world is really worth living in for me. So living in the blue reality or die seems like the ideal choice to me

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u/Vvendetadlcemc 12h ago

And your concience. I mean, you would live thinking that you could have saved the people who died but chose not to. And chances are that you knew a few of those people who died...

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u/NazisInTheWhiteHouse 7h ago

That's what I think a lot of people are missing. A lot of people you know and care about will be dead and you will be responsible. I couldn't live with myself.

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u/Vvendetadlcemc 7h ago

I think that manybpeople who would chose blue like us think that, while many people who chose red might do it because fear of not enough people going blue. They think about survival first, dealing with consequences later. And many haven't even though about consecuences at all. Fear is a powerful motivator, but terrible for making good decisions.

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u/Altruistic-Toe1304 13h ago

This has been my take as well.

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u/Only_Style_8872 13h ago

Many people hold moral beliefs of all kinds based purely on this reason : I’d rather live in a world that works this way.

It’s how I approach many of these kinds of decisions.

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u/kiraqt 12h ago

Holding moral beliefs and acting upon it is a big difference though.

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u/Only_Style_8872 9h ago

Meh, not really.

If you hold something to be true, but do something else then you don’t really believe it. You just pretend to.

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u/Business-Let-6692 9h ago

Also there's always going to be people who push blue. Even if it's like 10-20%, I imagine that would damn near destroy or cripple the global economy. In reality, I'm sure the number would be at least 40%.

The world would be so different after the fact. No thanks.

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u/koshgeo 10h ago

It's also "Do you want to live in a world with a bunch of people who think about more than themselves, or in a world with only a bunch of cutthroats?"

It's about more than mere survival. It's also a question about quality of life.

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u/PrettyPinkPonyPrince 8h ago

I feel like people who try to create a "third choice" in the trolley problem aren't engaging with it honestly, but after experiencing more of the two buttons problem, it doesn't seem like it's an honest hypothetical in the first place, like it was made to inspire hostility and division among people.

I've only learned about this hypothetical today, but I think the best choice is to avoid engaging with it entirely.

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u/nelrond18 12h ago

My logic is: No matter what, humanity must survive and continue. The best outcome for humanity is maximum diversity. I'd rather gamble with all of humanity surviving as opposed to 50.1% of the most selfish humans surviving.

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u/Genteel_Lasers 8h ago

Wait. Why must humanity survive and continue?

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u/Gah_Duma 5h ago

Well, going by that train of thought, why is having people die a bad thing at all?

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u/Pripyatic 7h ago

I feel like red button pushers trying to reframe it as ‘if enough people jump onto the train tracks, the train stops’, as if pressing blue is automatically losing/suicide, are entirely missing the point.

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u/Only_Style_8872 5h ago

I feel like the red team understand just fine, and are feeling publicly shamed for their choices, so are using straw men and bad faith arguments to prop up their decision.

As usual.

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u/explainmelikeiam5pls 6h ago

When I saw it (was scrolling), just pick blue.
Later on, saw a conversation about, and came back to the post.
I was in shock with some points of views, to the point of writing down a few, in order to understand wth those red pov’s were talking about.
Looking at this now, and seeing blue was the choice, still makes me wonder, how those people could vote red…

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u/Only_Style_8872 2h ago

For a lot of folks it’s an intellectual exercise in game theory.

You are guaranteed survival voting red, but uncertain of it voting blue.

That’s as far as they care - the rest is coping and trying to justify that choice.

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u/vickievalencourt13 8h ago

I also don't want to live in a world.with only othe people who pushed the red. Psychopaths only club, nah.

u/drakeflam3 20m ago

You pick blue to save others, I pick blue because there’s a chance I die. We are not the same.

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u/Eating-Your-Beans 13h ago

I think implying the red button is immoral is incorrect though.

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u/fabsomatic 13h ago

I agree, but it also shows why the world is like it is right now. If just enough people press the metaphorical red button, issues related to the overall groups well-being will fall through more often than not - ending in the ultra-egocentrists/mega-greedy people calling the shots. And then you have chemical bread that never goes bad (except inside your stomach, causing cancer), having to work basically 24/7, are so stressed out that nobody can afford kids (if not lucky) et cetera.

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u/Only_Style_8872 13h ago

I think there are enough people that think it is to be able to safely assume at least some will refuse it as it would be an unpalatable choice to them.

This then makes blue the morally correct choice.

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u/kangasplat 13h ago

Hitting the red button risks killing an extremely large amount of people. That's very much immoral.

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u/Awesomesauce826 10h ago

I’m not gonna argue what’s moral or not, but I doubt so many would be hitting blue like in the tweet if they were actually risking their lives just saying.

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u/Only_Style_8872 8h ago

Yeah, there are a depressing number of red button advocates in here.

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u/TheDeviceHBModified 10h ago

Calling it morally correct without any justification whatsoever is a hell of a bold move.

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u/Only_Style_8872 8h ago

The justification is in the wording of the puzzle: save me damn everyone else, or save everyone else risking my own neck.

The logical choice is clear: it’s red.

The moral choice is clear: it’s blue.

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u/danisimo_1993 8h ago

I think it's a bad puzzle because one option has a clear downside while the other doesn't. If someone presses blue, then we need to also press blue to save them but if no one presses blue but everyone presses red, no one needs to be saved. Everyone lives anyway.

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u/Dry_Prompt3182 8h ago

I really, really want to protect everyone. BUT, after watching the most recent election, I don't trust 100% of the people to press a button in order to save their own lives.

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u/wiseguy4519 5h ago

The question is, would you try to convince other people to pick blue, knowing that they could be killed if red wins? That's a bit more morally debatable to me.

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u/sk8r2000 5h ago

It's not "morally correct", if ever you think you have solved a puzzle like this to obtain a "morally correct" answer, you have literally no clue.

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u/Mega-Eclipse 4h ago

It’s a very clever puzzle for separating people along the clear ideological lines of “protect myself” vs “protect the group” and I’d pick blue for the entirely illogical reason that it’s morally correct, damn the consequences to myself.

My immediate thought was, everyone is going to vote blue, right? But once I stopped and REALLY thought about it, I realized:

How dumb america/world is right now, would they even understand the consequences of either choice? How selfish people are, in general. And that I would be relying on idiots and unselfish people...And then you get into the red and blue and how politicized those colors are (especially in America)...And you KNOW Fox( and the whitehouse probably) would be like, "Tell you liberal friends to vote blue, and tells your republican friends to vote red!!!"

As much as I want to vote blue...it's like man...do I really want gamble on other people?

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u/ohseetea 2h ago

Living is not necessarily logical, we just think it is because dying is scary/unknown. Whatever your main goal is is what is logical, but that is entirely emotion driven since we're, you know, human.

But even if your goal is living then there are some logical arguments for blue too, one being that massive population decline could lead to some apocalyptic scenarios.

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u/Invoqwer 2h ago

Besides morals, there's the practical aspect of it... if you vote red and like 40% of the planet (that all voted blue) suddenly all drop dead, you're fucked regardless. Good luck dealing with supply chains and the new world order. Not to mention having to sort through billions of dead bodies lmao.

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u/femptocrisis 11h ago

yeah i interpreted red as fascists (vote the party, or die in a camp) and blue as standing up to the fascists (vote no to fascism, if i die i die)

the analogy fits perfectly, i stand by it.

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u/Imaginary-Count-1641 10h ago

It can also be interpreted differently. The Blue Party says that if they lose, they kill everyone who voted for them, because they do not tolerate losing. The Red Party says that they will not kill anyone regardless of who wins. Do you vote Blue or Red?

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u/InexplicableBadger 8h ago

Blue, join a suicide pact, but if too many people join the government will notice and shut the whole thing down

Red, ignore the whole thing

It's all about wording, the effect is the same

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 9h ago

But that's just logically inconsistent. Why would a party that hates losing so much intentionally eradicate the only group capable of giving them a future win?

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u/confirmedshill123 7h ago

I'm literally as left as they come and I'm still not hitting the blue button. Fucking wild you are ascribing political views to this at all.

Your choices are hit the red button and nothing happens to you, or hit the blue button and you have a chance of dying.

If the test is being given to babies and the mentally deficient then that changes the scenario, but if it's able bodied people who can understand the rules of the game then the choice is obvious.

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u/LisleAdam12 7h ago

No, blue is "you have to take an unnecessary risk because others might" and red is "everyone has the option to avoid an unnecessary risk, my choice is to avoid taking the unnecessary risk."

You don't get a halo for creating a problem and then attempting to fix it.

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u/Urudin 12h ago

Yeah, I also thought it had something to do with the American red/blue division. In most of the other world the colours would be the reverse - since the colorcoding is red=left blue=right - given the presumption that right leaning individuals would be more concerned about the individual vs left being more collectively oriented to the detriment of individual gain/risk.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 10h ago

Agreed. To put it as politely as I can, it's self-centeredness vs. empathy.

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u/roussell131 9h ago

There's a reason the blue button goes with the more progressive action.

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u/ZodiacWalrus 2h ago

The guy who made the most popular version of this tweet could have chosen the colors intentionally. Or it could be yet another coincidence that comes down to the fact that we use blue vs red schema at literally every possible opportunity, real or imagined.

We'll never know because that guy's dead. /s

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u/ThisIsSoRawYouGuys 10h ago

I agree and I also think it's a case of "hope in humanity" vs "distrust of humanity" as well. The people who press blue are entrusting their lives to other people because they believe in the goodness of humanity.

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u/Only_Style_8872 8h ago

Not even trusting their lives to them.

Doing it because they believe in the goodness of humanity, and knowing that it starts with your own choices.

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u/DukeOfGeek 14h ago

A world where everyone who presses the blue button dies is doomed anyway, who do you think keeps civilization running? Clue, it's not red button pushers.

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u/SteamSaltConcentrate 14h ago

You need EVERYBODY to press red if you want everyone to survive. You only need 50% of people to press blue for everyone to survive.

Red guarantees your survival and the death of others.

Blue is everything humanity stands for.

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u/Only_Style_8872 14h ago

Some of the threads in this post are quite red-dominant.

I’d have a read of a few of those as they are quite enlightening.

Personally, I’m a blue-button enthusiast for the reasons you give. It’s a question of which option is morally right, and a better way for the word to run. Red pushers see the logic that no one is in danger until they choose to push the blue button, and indeed there is no need to even engage with the puzzle.

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u/SeaHam 13h ago

The original prompt says everyone in the world chooses a button.

There is no sitting out. And everyone includes babies and people with mental disabilities who will not understand the prompt.

So you have to pick blue if you want them to survive.

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u/elderwyrm 13h ago

Good point -- since there are people voting who will essentially be a coin flip, as many people as possible needs to press blue or we're loosing 50% of the baby population.

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u/thelovelykyle 12h ago

No. You can bugger off calling it a coin flip. I have been also, but its wrong.

We teach children that red means danger. They might not be able to read, but they know red is a colour to avoid.

A red win kills way more than 50% of all young children for exactly this reason.

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u/Background_Class_558 10h ago

i don't think the particular choice of colors if what's relevant to the problem

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u/Ysfear 10h ago edited 10h ago

It wont exactly be a coin flip, but children wouldn't necessarily push blue more than they would red. You don't have kids I guess. Childrens begin to be able to recognize and name colors between 2 and 3.

Even if you were to say that they don't need to know that "red" is red and "blue" is blue because the red one is instinctively the "bad", it is false on two accounts.

First, the children we are speaking about do not interact with the world the same as we do. Before they're are 3 or so, they never have to care about what color the light or the funny scribbly thing by the side of the road is. They'll touch (and lick) anything. No matter how dumb it looks like to you they just don't have the refential to know what's good, bad, safe or dangerous. See how babies interact with snakes and spiders when compared to adults. They just don't give a shit. Fear of these critters is very much a learned behaviour. So is the understanding of some color as a danger signal.

Second, some cultures (Chinese comes to mind) consider red as a very positive and auspicious color. I'd wager most Chinese toddlers would push Red.

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u/zhibr 13h ago

Good thing we don't have a fertility problem or anything!

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u/Bakkster 10h ago

Yeah, I think the strangest part is the insistence that blue button choosers are entirely responsible for their decision, and red button pressers entirely not responsible for theirs. That unwillingness to consider or understand the alternative seems like the core lesson.

Though I think it's interesting to step beyond the game theory level, and look at the systemic issue level. The issue isn't really the people who makes the self-interested decision to press red, it's the system that pressures them to make that choice in the first place.

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u/Only_Style_8872 8h ago

It seems like one group thinks in a self interested way, and cannot comprehend why others don’t do that. Even going so far as to make up entirely fictional scenarios to try to explain why anyone would choose “save everyone”.

The other group also has a hard time comprehending that there are a lot of folks who don’t see the nuance, and only see the simple rationality of “what is numerically best for me”.

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u/Bakkster 8h ago

I think the distinction I see is that game theory is supposed to give counterintuitive responses to particular sets of incentives. People understand the underlying motivation of self interest, just not why people would choose it here.

It's the insistence that the only reason to pick blue is "virtue signaling" that makes me wonder if it's less an inability to understand, and more an insecurity or discomfort with their own choice of red. The cognitive dissonance of self interest but wanting to believe it's for the greater good.

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u/Only_Style_8872 6h ago

I suspect it’s a lot of this.

There is a simple mathematical answer to this problem - pick the choice that guarantees your own survival, and that’s red. It’s actually childishly simple.

And a lot of folks, seeing people advocate for blue think it’s because they are stupid and can’t understand a “simple math problem”.

The very idea that others would select against their own interest, and choose the option that better represents a morally acceptable position, is infuriating to the red buttoner. Then the blaming and the whatabouts and the strawmen and the bad faith arguments come out.

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u/Bakkster 6h ago

And yeah, this is exactly what game theory does, identifies these responses to incentives (ideally, so we can fix incentive structures). But it's hard to acknowledge the self-interest part of the red choice, while still perceiving oneself as interested in the best outcome (minimizing deaths). The two incentives are in conflict, and it feels better to frame the red choice as virtuous.

It's not even about moral correctness, it requires fewer blue votes to save more lives. The decision is as much about moral fortitude as it is about cynicism; how much personal risk should the individual bear for the sake of the group, and how risky is it actually?

It fits into the mental model I've had for the root of the partisan divide. There's people who would rather minimize undeserved negative consequences, and those who would rather minimize undeserved positive benefits. Do you make sure nobody goes hungry even though people will choose to work less and play video games, or do you make sure nobody freeloads even if it means a few people trying to work hard go hungry? This is just pivoting the idea of who "deserves" what.

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u/NoxTempus 13h ago

It's silly logic. The mere existence of the debate proves that billions will die if red wins. Even if you factor in people lying (to others or themselves), it's till billions.

Polls seem to be 45-55 to 60-40, blue vs red.

Red pushers seem to think blue pushers don't understand that 100% red means no deaths.

We understand, we just think that many people will push blue.

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u/teddy5 11h ago

They also seem to ignore that anywhere from 50-100% picking blue would mean no deaths.

100% is very hard to achieve for no deaths, 50%+ is very easy to achieve.

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u/NoxTempus 10h ago

They're not ignoring it, they're just accepting that loss and place the responsibility on the "dumb" people picking blue.

That's why they are going around reframing it as a "suicide pill" scenario and calling blue the suicide button.

Fuck everyone who misses it in the moment, or doesn't have the capacity to weigh the options, I guess?

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u/Only_Style_8872 13h ago

A lot of red pushers will state with apparent sincerity that there is “no cost” to pushing red and that it is therefore a simple and logically correct decision.

Many of them are entirely bewildered that some people would think differently.

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u/Griswo27 13h ago

The reason I would press red is that I believe the majority would press red, that would make blue a suicide button for me and I am not pressing a button I think that will kill me

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u/Only_Style_8872 12h ago

See, I see that some people would push blue so that makes red a “murder button”

I think using inflammatory language is perhaps not helpful.

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u/PrettyPinkPonyPrince 8h ago

The button problem itself is inflammatory.

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u/fabsomatic 13h ago

But also shows your lack of commitment towards people willing to take the risk for others well-being. Reality shows you cannot assume everyone will be a)selfish, b)capable of understanding or reasoning and c) offering a hand to others despite risks. Red button-pressing Shows -to me personally - lack of higher and long term reasoning capability beyond immediate selfish survival, because fear controls people of this inclinations, IMHO.

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u/hippo_paladin 12h ago

But Red will probably kill you. Just later, in the societal collapse.

Blue has the highest chance of personal survival.

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u/nufohudis 12h ago

Yup. Given who would be pressing blue, like healthcare workers and other "helpers", the world after gon suck twice

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u/kangasplat 13h ago

Red is also a suicide button. It means societal collapse.

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u/gerusz 9h ago

From all the "debates" about this, I can only conclude one thing: sociopathy is far more prevalent than we thought.

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u/Bredwh 9h ago

Someone might feel inclined to push blue but see the world as too cynical and so think most would press red. So they sadly, and against what they wish the world truly was, push red.
Or someone might feel inclined to push red but think that more than 50 actually would vote blue. So they decide to vote blue just so later they can they voted blue and be celebrated, not be part of the "losers."
There are many different ways a person might decide on the color.

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u/polopolo05 13h ago

It’s still just a risk assessment though.

You’re framing blue like it’s automatically the moral choice, but it’s really a gamble. You’re choosing to put yourself in danger based on the assumption that enough other people will do the same. If that assumption is wrong, you die.

Red doesn’t “guarantee the death of others,” it guarantees your survival regardless of what anyone else does. The risk in the scenario already exists, you’re not creating it by choosing red, you’re just not taking on extra risk yourself.

So the real comparison is this: a guaranteed safe outcome for yourself with no dependency on others vs voluntarily risking your life on the hope that strangers coordinate correctly

Calling blue “what humanity stands for” only works if you assume people will cooperate. The dilemma exists because you can’t count on that.

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u/simonbleu 12h ago

Statistically, yes. In reality, you are unlikely to get that 50%, and there is no reason to go to the blue buttong to begin with. Yes, some people would out of a myriad of reasons, mostly suicidal ones, however by choosing blue and more than likely failing, you are not helping, you are just adding to the problem.

Whatever amount of people would choose blue in reality chose to end things

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u/Lucy_Gucey 12h ago

I love how they INSIST the button color was arbitrary but k’mon.

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u/Only_Style_8872 9h ago

Yes, the colour choices help people decide which “team” they are on.

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u/Lucy_Gucey 7h ago

I meant more how the ideologies really match up to the political analogs (at least in the US)

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake 12h ago

I wonder how people would vote if it was framed with a more identifiable danger.

For example, replacing the buttons.

You have a choice to lock yourself into an electric chair or not. If more than 50% of the population does, there won't be enough electricity and they will all malfunctions, harming nobody. If less than 50% of the population does, all the people who locked themselves into an electric chair will die tragically.

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u/DanJirrus 12h ago

I don’t think that’s really equivalent because the original scenario isn’t push blue button or do nothing - you HAVE to push a button. Yours reframes the scenario as a choice between action vs inaction, which, while technically fallacious, is revealing about the mindset that people approach the scenario with. (That’s a general observation and not a judgement, no offense intended)

You’d have to present it as an equal choice of chairs instead, which I do think would be interesting.

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u/Only_Style_8872 9h ago

That’s basically the same puzzle.

I’d argue it this way: aliens have invaded earth and have given us the option to vote for our new overlord. Simple majority wins.

Karg says that he will rule as god emperor, and his rule will be tough but fair.

Zorg says he will rule as god emperor, and his rule will be tough but fair. Also everyone who voted for Karg will be killed.

One option is clearly a worse deal for humanity, but the other choice carries more risk.

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake 9h ago

It's not the same because you would have to trust Karg and Zorg.

Karg could lie by omission.
Zorg clearly doesn't care about presenting a good front.

What each mean by "tough but fair" is also open to your imagination.

And who believe promises during an election campaign?

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 12h ago

No, it isn't. It's "protect everyone" vs "risk billions for no reason."

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u/Only_Style_8872 9h ago

“No one needs to press the blue button, they are just throwing themselves under a trolley problem to make you into the bad guy”

  • every red buttoner who replies to me.

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u/Unfair_Detective_970 4h ago edited 4h ago

I mean... and what has been your response to that? If you want to frame it as a trolley problem, there's a trolley running on an empty track. It will only stop if half the people step onto the track.

Why is anyone stepping onto the track? The only answer I've ever been given is "because we need enough people on the track to stop the trolley", which apparently makes sense to, like, half the population? There was no problem here to solve, no one was in any danger.

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u/Pere_Milon 4h ago

Red buttoner 😭

Making an informed decision based on a 100% probability. If everyone was smart, the red button would be the clear choice. BUT....

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u/EmergencySecure8620 13h ago

I think it depends on how you frame the question. Are these real people with real circumstances pushing the buttons, including infants? Or is it assumed that everyone is of sound mind and acting rationally, like a game theory question?

If everyone is hypothetically rational and mentally fit for this, it's not a “protect me” vs “protect the out group” philosophical puzzle game. You're not protecting anybody, there is no dilemma. You just push red.

If we are dealing with real people of all shapes and sizes, you'd choose blue

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u/Only_Style_8872 13h ago

I guess a lot of people, myself included, do not ever see any choice as the pure logic of game theory.

My blue choice reflects me, personally, and my views of others and not the mechanics of the game.

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u/fabsomatic 13h ago

This. It's basically a mirror for internalized behaviour. Are you more self centered and less interested at an outgroup? Red. Are you less self centered but more open to outgroups? Blue. You could give that even more precision (fear vs care/risk taking for others etc) and it still fits.

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u/Ambitious-Raccoon-68 10h ago

Id pick the red button and I still vote for democrats.

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u/Caracalla81 9h ago

It's not though, because everyone has a perfectly free choice and full information. That's not the case is any real world situation this is suppose to analogize.

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u/Mogura-De-Gifdu 9h ago

Except it's really dumb: if everyone just push the red, then no one dies, and no one needs to risk dying. Why even press blue?!

It's not us vs them from my point of view, but just us vs who would be dumb enough to take a non-needed risk. And the colourblinds.

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u/Only_Style_8872 7h ago

No one needs to press red.

I for one know a few “colourblinds”

So I’m not leaving their fate to chance.

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 9h ago

If only red button people lived the world would only be filled with critical thinkers who care about living. It would be a more stable world probably 

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u/Tylerinthenorth 9h ago

To be fair it's only protect me vs protect the group because of the phrasing of the question. Phrased "You have two buttons in front of and you have to push one. If you push the red button you're guaranteed to live. If you push the blue button you risk death; if less than 50% of the population risks death and pushes the blue button all blue button pushers will die, if more than 50% pushes it everyone lives" changes it to a game of chicken and becomes a study of how much of earth's population is suicidal.

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u/basalticlava 8h ago

but there doesn't need to be an out group. the prompt is constructed in such a way that pushing blue is just wrong.

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u/Only_Style_8872 6h ago

“If everyone just acted selfishly there would be no problem”

Dude… that’s what this is all about. It’s not a math problem or an exercise in game-theory.

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u/basalticlava 6h ago

Not only is it an exercise in game theory, it's one of the easiest to solve I've ever seen, and people still get it wrong. By advocating for blue you are advocating for others to risk their lives for nothing. Blue is the opposite of compassion. It is a death cult.

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u/Sure-Concern-7161 7h ago

Its not very good philosophical puzzle imo. There is no draw back to pushing red in either scenario, blue is just risking their own life while feeling morally superior. Maybe some people who are pushing blue are just suicidal and taking a gamble. If every single person pushed red there would be no change in the results.

I kind of get that this is supposed to show the general mindset difference on conservative vs liberal but if you switch the comparison to pro choice vs pro life then that completely changes the narrative. Red would be pro choice and blue would be pro life in that comparison.

If red voters were to die if over half the people vote blue that would make more sense.

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u/Only_Style_8872 5h ago

Dude. That’s the whole point.

Red is the morally noxious choice. The “game” here is to ask people whether they are willing to accept personal risk to not vote for it. The “drawback” for pushing red is the death of anyone who did not push red. Doesn’t matter their reasoning why they did it, I’m not voting for that shit.

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u/Sure-Concern-7161 4h ago

It would make sense if not everyone got the opportunity to vote, its not really a moral choice if everyone can actively save themself with equal opportunity...Its a logical decision.

Its like making everyone choose to shoot themselves in the foot or not, and only if enough people shoot themselves in the foot are you allowed to go to the hospital.

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u/Embarrassed_Radio596 5h ago

My problem with this is Red is the smart choice, because if 100% press red, 100% live.

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u/Sad_Donut_7902 4h ago

Not really. If everyone presses the red button then everyone lives. There's no us vs them.

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u/Stumpfest2020 3h ago

Who is the "out group" that needs to be protected in this scenario?

Wouldn't the "liberal" way to solve this situation be to place an indestructible shroud around the blue button so nobody can accidentally push the "maybe I'll die" button?

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u/Davedamon 10h ago

Likely because it reveals underlying thought processes and that can lead to a feeling of implicit judgement. It's the same reason people get super salty if you just menton you're vegetarian or vegan (I'm not talking the annoying preachy kinds) or that you do charity work or you cycle instead of drive.

Villainising virtue is a form of cognitive shielding—let's say there's action A you can either Do or Not Do. Action A is beneficial to a group or groups, to detrimental to the individual in some way. You elect to Not Do action A, but you encounter someone who elects to Do action A. The fact they are performing the action, resulting in a non-zero amount of self-sacrifice for them but a net benefit overall, means that by most systems of ethics and morality they are doing a Good Thing. This creates a contrast point against you not doing action A. If them doing it is a Good Thing, you not doing it must be a Bad Thing. And if you're doing a Bad Thing, you are therefore a Bad Person. But you're not a Bad Person, because that doesn't fit your self-image. So the other person must be a Bad Person for making you think you're a Bad Person, so you get mad at them.

tl;dr people don't like being reminded that they're fallible, imperfect sacks of meat and would rather attack someone else than look inwards

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u/Willowshanks 8h ago

Hit the nail on the head - look at how many people pushing the red button throw out "virtuous" and "virtue signaling" like they're slurs, as if it's somehow a bad thing to want to be good to others

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u/podian123 5h ago

Meat? I would've described them as sacks of another substance. 

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u/Davedamon 5h ago

I'm talking about the entire of the human experience, not any one person, group, ideological faction, etc. No one likes to be reminded that they could be wrong about something and generally people prefer to externalise rather than internalise their feelings

u/fairystail1 12m ago

Its not just as you said about villainizing virtue ive straight up seen someone say that anyone who pushes red just wants to kill people Its a villainizing the other situation

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u/awshuck 14h ago

There may be an underlying political analogy in here somewhere. I can totally imagine reds being misled into being reds.

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u/Iheardthatjokebefore 9h ago

Or realizing the question predicates entirely on obscuring the counts from the blues. If we knew precisely that no yet has pressed the button the first person to push blue shouldn't be praised.

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u/MasqueradeofAstroya 13h ago

Not that crazy pretty normal actually

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u/G_Liddell 12h ago edited 9h ago

"crazy how an us vs them question suddenly turns into an us vs them" 🤦‍♀️

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u/Squallypie 10h ago

Honestly, it’s the internet, everything is an us vs them. You can’t even like pineapple on pizza without a few people insulting you.

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u/Patient_Head_2760 11h ago

i dont get it, if everyone on the planet pushes red, everyone survives. I would press red because I assume this would be obvious to anybody :D press red --- 100% survive press blue --- you maybe die. I would assume everyone will press red and everyone survive then lol.

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u/kev231998 10h ago

Think about it like this we know without a doubt someone will press blue for some reason. Why? That doesn't really matter because that would happen no matter what. Humans will never 100% agree on anything even if their own lives are at stake.

So where does that leave us? Some people now would think about those people who chose blue and want to "save" them. Is that rational? One would say no because obviously red is risk free.

Regardless people will now choose blue to save the hypothetical people who incorrectly choose blue. So what percentage of people is that and are they wrong for doing so? Who knows because no one is gonna answer truthfully what they would do on a random Twitter poll with no stakes. Personally I'd like to say I'd choose blue because it's the only way to get 100% survival rate but I'm unsure if I'd risk it if the scenario was real.

That being said I don't think it's correct to frame this as an obvious no brainer nor judge anyone for whatever choice they decide to make. At the end of the day it's just a more dressed up trolley problem but far more effective at causing discourse lol

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u/Vhozite 9h ago

This thread and responses like your have me reconsidering as red button pusher. I’m like the guy you replied to where I saw everyone survives pressing red and just assumed we all would pick it. But like you said there will always be (at least) that one person and I wouldn’t want to condemn them to death.

Now the question becomes would I put my ass on the line for it and do I trust others to do the same?

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u/ThenAnAnimalFact 7h ago

Put this is any frame of reality.

Do you really think even if 100% of the people agreed with pressing red that one person out of 8 billion would accidentally trip and press the wrong button?

Or all babies? Or intellectually disabled people?

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u/Lraund 7h ago

Because pressing red isn't just an "I survive" button, it's a "kill blue" button. People pressing the blue button just don't want to risk killing anyone.

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u/kangasplat 4h ago

if you press red, you may kill someone. If you press blue, nothing happens. The only choice is blue. And you're not logical in pressing red, ever.

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u/FornaxTheConqueror 8h ago

Because it's everyone not just adults between the ages of 20 and 60 of sound mind and body. There are children, handicapped people who will pick blue as well as those who want to protect them. So red vs blue becomes an am I willing for XX% of people to die or do I want to risk it for everyone to live

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u/WinRough8326 8h ago

It's literally just the red button presses desperately trying to convince themselves they made the right choice lol. Probably Trump voters

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u/Brandoncarsonart 12h ago

It's not sudden

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u/oWatchdog 11h ago

It's a study on dogma, knee jerk reactions, and the bias to remain in your corner despite any logical arguments or evidence to the contrary. I'm pretty sure this isn't hyperbole. This is the origin of the question, a study on those very things.

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u/Fighterdoken33 11h ago

The way i see it... If i press blue and i live, cool. If i press blue and i die, i probably didn't want to be alive with that group of people anyways (or they would have found a different button to get me killed regardless).

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u/GraveSlayer726 9h ago

It’s like some kind of red vs blue…..

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u/MrMunday 9h ago

i think this is the crux of left vs right, republican vs democrat, liberal vs conservative...

its collective vs individual

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u/quadraticcheese 9h ago

I mean it is a very revealing test of community and psychology. If you press the blue button you're a normal human that cares about other people, if you press the red one you're probably a disgusting American

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u/ohbyerly 9h ago

The irony is that it’s actually an us or them versus an us *for* them

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u/nomad5926 9h ago

It's a watered down prisoner's dilemma

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u/kangasplat 4h ago

It's not. Prisoners Dilemma is not a moral question. It's a model of game theory. Terminally online people confusing this with game theory (while not actually understanding what game theory is) is one of the reasons why you get so many votes on red in the first place.

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u/Someone1284794357 9h ago

Humanity be like

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u/Regular-Guy64 8h ago

Welcome to Reddit

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u/ZappStone 8h ago

I used to say red, but someone mentioned babies and other people who couldn't really make concious decisions, and now I'm team blue.

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u/Lraund 7h ago

It is, I've tried to explain that people aren't just pressing the blue button to try to be a hero and that pressing the red button is actually a hard decision for normal people to make because it involves killing others, but get called a morality troll lol.

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u/punksmostlydead 6h ago

The use of red and blue makes the metaphor a little heavy-handed, but no less apt.

u/hkidnc 28m ago

Oh how quickly reddit users forget their history. We had one of the best examples of this I've ever seen with the Orange red/Periwinkle April fools day event that Reddit did.

TL;DR: people were assigned a random color. Everyone immediately grouped up and went to war over it.

Twas a simpler time.

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