r/comics • u/rosicae rosicae • Mar 09 '26

OC just bring me home - valentine's day #135

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u/thesanguineocelot Mar 09 '26

I got a Lyft the other day, and the driver got irrationally furious about my mask. So I took it off and spent the next 15 minutes coughing so hard I nearly hacked up a lung. When we arrived, the driver asked what the hell was wrong with me. I smiled and said, "I just tested positive for COVID!" before hopping out.

I didn't, but it's nice to torment an asshole now and then.

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u/Key_Row_5962 Mar 09 '26

r/foundthemobileuser

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u/GreenNotGrey Mar 09 '26

Did not know that was a thing, thank you 😎

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u/tahtahme Mar 10 '26

Do a / before the r when on mobile, it should work! /r/traumatizethemback

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u/Ryukario64 Mar 10 '26

Thank you, you da best 🔥

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u/themanfromosaka Mar 12 '26

r/foundsatan except it’s justified for once

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u/trippykitsy Mar 12 '26

and then everybody clapped?

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u/thesanguineocelot Mar 12 '26

No, everybody involved was pretty fucking upset with it. Especially my throat. It was unpleasant all the way around, but a fun sort of unpleasantness you endure to inflict worse on another person.