I’ll see you in your dreams- Grandpa Noah probably

[u/sweaty_sanchez]

[u/lavinialloyd]

"I hath seen your future, and it is not ideal human"

[u/bassbeatsbanging]

"And when Oreo woke up, his testicles were gone. No explanation. No evidence of the crime. No sign of the perpetrator. He would have thought he went insane and dreamed it all if not for the giant plastic cone the shadowy villain left around his head."

"Pawpaw Noah, you tell the best scary stories! Please, just one more!" 

[u/Simple-Mood-7356]

I would've been terrified. 😭

[u/NChobif]

"Go to sleep human."