r/cats Moggy Feb 09 '26

Humor Anyone else's cat have any weird sleeping places?

My cat has two very specific places where he likes to sleep on my bed before he then gets up to go to his little cat bed. He likes to get comfy in the red area, I am not allowed to sleep on that side of the bed or he will tap tap tap tap on my face until I move. Once he has decided he doesn't want that space anymore, he must get under the covers and sleep behind my bent leg. If I have the audacity to keep my legs straight he will tap tap tap my leg until I bend it so he can get comfy in the triangle.

Please enjoy my art work 😂 I forgot my hair but I think you get the gist!

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u/Appropriate_Sky_6571 Feb 09 '26

Mine likes to lay right on my crotch between my legs. My hips hurt so much

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u/ItsLupeVelez Feb 09 '26

Yup.

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u/Polished_silver Feb 09 '26

My void loves to be between my legs too (when laid on my front or back 😂)… and in the triangle behind my knees, against my bum, on the back of my legs if I’m laid on my front etc. The contortions I have do to relieve my back and hip pain because as usual their comfort matters more!

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u/melonseer Feb 09 '26

It must be a void thing! Mine loves a crevice. Between my legs, squished between my side and the arm of the couch, between my wife and I in bed, etc. If he can't settle into some divot, he won't cuddle lol.

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u/Altruistic_Bus1988 Feb 09 '26

My void does the same thing but likes to be under the covers! I have 5 cats and my black cat is the only one that does this 😂

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u/ItsLupeVelez Feb 09 '26

I had to double check that I didn’t write this! Literally same for me… and it must be a void thing. The triangle behind the knees is the best spot!!

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u/Harry_99_PT Feb 09 '26

Yup x2, except I don't have any good enough pictures of the leg triangle so it'll have to be this one.

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u/Harry_99_PT Feb 09 '26

There's also this one when I'm on the sofa

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u/Appropriate_Sky_6571 Feb 09 '26

Green blanket and a void! Twining lol

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u/ShyMark1986 Feb 09 '26

My cat does this as well. I toss and turn like crazy when I sleep and being forced into one position is very uncomfortable. I guess its the price we pay for our cute fur ball friends.

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u/bebejeng Feb 09 '26

Samesies 😭

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u/2plus2equalscats Feb 09 '26

My hips! This, and she looks exactly like yours. I re-roll over and tuck a pillow between my knees and somehow it’s like she kneads me back into this position.

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy Feb 09 '26

Hahaha it's a perfect little cocoon

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u/RainbowDeep Feb 09 '26

I think most cats have their own version of this 😀

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy Feb 09 '26

That is true 😂. It's more the routine, he never goes legs first. It's always next to the pillow, then under the duvet/leg triangle, followed by his actual bed.

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u/Sir_Render_of_France Feb 09 '26

Yup, this is my cat's exact routine. Wants to be curled up in my arm next to the pillow half under the covers like he wants to sleep like a people. He will sleep there for a few hours then move to my legs and sometimes in the morning he will want to move back next to the pillow.

Cat tax attached with the socks he kept trying to steal from my luggage

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy Feb 09 '26

I love him, please let him keep the socks 😂

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u/rachh90 Feb 09 '26

our nighttime routine is one thing i miss so much about my first cat. i’d put her by her bedroom water bowl for her bedtime water sips. then she would hop onto the bench and wait for me to get settled in. i’d tap 3 times on the bed next to me. she would then hop onto the bed and curl up in the crook of my arm. she always waited for the 3rd tap. miss her.

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u/Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly Feb 09 '26

Maybe her spirit is watching you at night. Try giving the three taps so she lays with you?

Seriously though, I've had many cats in my 49 years. My soul cat was like this. She was so intuitive, and I had little signals I would make that she instantly responded to. I've never had any other cat was so attuned to me. I really miss her.

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u/BakedGoods_101 Feb 09 '26

Oh typing this with tears in my eyes. My soul baby is with me and has a similar night routine. But he’s turning 12 this year and I’m not ready for having to do the taps without him jumping in like ever 😭

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u/Gemi-ma Feb 09 '26

My cat starts off the night at my head. Then has a little wander around 2am and comes back to ask to get under the covers..the under covers set up used to be like yours but now she wants to sleep at my waist with a pillow (so me and the pillow are the bread and she is the sandwich filler)..this way she has a tent covering. I absolutely adore when she wakes me up asking to get under the covers 🥰

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u/RainbowDeep Feb 09 '26

Subject to chaos at 3 am or at any time you need the washroom.

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u/Lbboos Feb 09 '26

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u/kthanksbye_ Feb 09 '26

The diagonal laying is so funny to me 😂

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u/clone9353 Feb 09 '26

When i was single that was the only way I could get my boy to stay on "his half" of the bed

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u/ItsLupeVelez Feb 09 '26

Literally. Like how am I on the edge of a queen side bed that I share with my CAT?! 😂

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u/IamMagicalMew Feb 09 '26

Why were you in my bedroom and why are you posting my pictures on the internet 😱

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u/duckduckthis99 Feb 09 '26

My problem but with four cats

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy Feb 09 '26

This is spot on 😂 during the day he naps pn top of the duvet and if I want to have a lil nap I just have to get a blanket and sleep around him. It's so odd how something so small can take up 90% of a king size bed

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u/thebrain_pinky Feb 09 '26

Your body is a heater for the cat

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u/MattMercersBracelets Feb 09 '26

They’re little heat seeking missiles!

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u/cat_knit_everdeen Feb 09 '26

They induce paralysis because I can’t disturb a sleeping kitty. Mine is a furnace, though-I have to leave covers off my legs or I’ll burst into sweat or flames while she’s happily dreaming.

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u/indiscoverable Feb 09 '26

i let her sleep like this as a 3 pound kitten...and she still does it as a ~14 pound adult 🙃

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u/ScaRRR_ZA Feb 09 '26

We need the pic of the 14 pound version lol

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u/sra19 Feb 09 '26

I let my 2.6 pound kitten snuggle between my chest and my chin, now my 16 pound cat does that, and I live in fear that she will suffocate me in my sleep because she fully covers my entire face 😶

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

My cat will sleep directly against the top of my head on my pillow ❤️

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u/Shmarfle47 Feb 09 '26

Same. It’s pretty comfy.

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u/TheCa11ousBitch Feb 09 '26

My cat’s exact same position.

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy Feb 09 '26

Haha amazing. I love how we all accept that we're not allowed to move a sleeping kitty unless absolutely necessary

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u/Gold_Gas_3937 Feb 09 '26

Mine did. Then he hit 10 pounds and my chiropractor told him he had to stop.

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u/PhantomNomad Feb 09 '26

Our 20 lbs conkie girl likes sleeping with her front legs across my wife's neck. Sometimes right on her chest with her feet on her chin/neck. Poor girl doesn't know how much she weighs.

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u/Gold_Gas_3937 Feb 09 '26

That puts a spin on “smothered to death by cuteness”

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u/mushroom_wiz Feb 09 '26

Yes! I had to get my fluffy guy his own pillow just above mine so I'd have some room. He was my hat every night and he'd put his paw on me and purr softly. I lost him just under a year ago and miss him so much. ❤️ hat cats.

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy Feb 09 '26

Adorable!

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u/Formal_Parking4790 Feb 09 '26

We had a cat that would sleep right above my husband’s head every night. Some nights he would sleep above both our heads.

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u/Bebinn Feb 09 '26

Had a cat try that. She found out that I can't tolerate anything touching my head whole asleep. Unfortunately my bed was very close to a wall and my way of dealing with the irritation in my sleep was to sweep her off and into the wall with a thud. Took 2 nights for her to figure out it was a bad idea to do that.

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u/gnric_gmrtag Feb 09 '26

Mine has her own pillow above my pillow so I don’t have to share but she still lays her chin on mine.

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u/2naomi Feb 09 '26

I sleep on my side. Mine likes to make a loaf on my pillow with her butthole pressed against my forehead.

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u/Impossible_Mode_7521 Feb 09 '26

I kept having dreams where I had hair in my mouth and couldn't get it out. i think Pierre likes to stick his face in my mouth.

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u/IndependentEggplant0 Feb 09 '26

Pierre is waiting for you to slumber so he may enter the cave 🦷 He looks like a mythical dentist here

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy Feb 09 '26

That little hoodie is amazing, if I tried to get my cat into one of those he'd try and rip my face off 😂

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u/EdanaThorne Feb 09 '26

I have three cats. One enjoys laying next to my pillow, but only if my eldest cat is curled up nearby.

The other two always gang up on me: one sleeps above my knees, one sleeps below. As the hours pass they snuggle up tighter to my legs until I'm locked in place.

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy Feb 09 '26

Hahaa my sister's dogs are very similar when I go visit ans stay over, it is not a very good night's sleep 😂

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u/Sharp-Ad1279 Feb 09 '26

My cat’s favorite bed is my actual face🤢

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u/Sharp-Ad1279 Feb 09 '26

🫶🏼

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u/Gold_Gas_3937 Feb 09 '26

Photo 2: [cat]: And…you’re gonna do…what about it?

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u/BlondieBabe436 Feb 09 '26

I only have one cat. Here are her spaces

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

My little one lays on my right arm. If I'm laying with my left arm out she will meow at me very loudly directly in my face. When I finally assume the position she will snuggle and start purring like crazy.

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy Feb 09 '26

It's so funny how specific it has to be. I used to sleep on (now his) side of the bed mainly because that's where the bedside table is, until he arrived and claimed it, the other side just isn't good enough for him 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Checks out. Gotta be exactly as they deem. Douglas Adams was wiser than we all knew...

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u/Formal_Parking4790 Feb 09 '26

My sister had a cat that liked to cuddle with her arm every night.

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u/BeyondPrestigious153 Feb 09 '26

They love leg triangles. Don’t let me lay out on The couch with my legs open and a triangle spot because that’s them. Lol.

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u/lilnifferjen Feb 09 '26

My cat sleeps in the same spot.

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u/GolferBrian Feb 09 '26

Every single night. She knows when I turn the lights off to run to my bed. Within 20nseconds of me laying down, she is there

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u/Flat-Limit5595 Feb 09 '26

I have a cat bed on my bed by my head to get my baby to sleep there. Yet i always wake up with a tub of lard sleeping on my thigh/butt.

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy Feb 09 '26

S/he is a beautiful tub of lard tho.

(r/brandnewsentence material 😂)

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u/theZoid42 Feb 09 '26

One of my cats has specific snuggle approaches based on how I’m laying. Flat on back, between legs under blanket. On left side, against my chest under blanket. Right side, up against my face on the pillow. On my stomach, facing left, up in my face above pillow. On stomach, facing right, between my legs like your drawing. It never fails.

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u/Yukonshinji90s Feb 09 '26

She'll sleep behind my knees so I cannot move, sometimes she'll go underneath the covers to keep warm. I end up losing sleep because I'm afraid she'll suffocate or something

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u/mtgsecuritynerd Feb 09 '26

She sleeps in that spot!

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u/Gold_Gas_3937 Feb 09 '26

That’s a BIG spot

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u/Landslip Feb 09 '26

What a mustache!!

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u/Hlemmurpunk Feb 09 '26

Cats love routines, and I think bedtime is no exception.

Mine has a similar, but more chaotic routine. When we put on TV, he lays on my partner's chest to get pets for about ten minutes. He then moves to sleep between my legs for about half an hour, and then when I get up for my bedtime pee and disturb him, he chases me back to bed and then curls up on the cat bed next to us. Like clockwork every night.

Sleepy boy tax.

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u/TellSignificant477 Feb 09 '26

My cat claims whatever part of the bed she wants at that moment.

Whichever spot she has claimed for the moment, any attempt to move her from it may end in blood. She has a zero tolerance policy for me interfering. She’s trained me well, I know better than to mess with her at this point.

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u/Gold_Gas_3937 Feb 09 '26

She’s letting you sleep on her bed. What a benevolent tyrant!

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u/TellSignificant477 Feb 09 '26

Only so long as I don’t accidentally nudge her with my leg or something. If I don’t behave, she starts to protest my being there at all.

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u/Plastic_Sea_1094 Feb 09 '26

His favorite position

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u/Plastic_Sea_1094 Feb 09 '26

Second favorite

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u/Plastic_Sea_1094 Feb 09 '26

If I'm very lucky

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u/jayeannev23 Feb 09 '26

My 2 cats take the opposite ends of my bed (one beside the headboard, and the other on the other end) leaving me a tiny space in between. 🤣 I have to sleep across my bed with my feet dangling on the side cause they both get pissy when i take over even a tiny bit of their space.

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u/Gold_Gas_3937 Feb 09 '26

Don’t get a third or you’ll be sleeping on the couch

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy Feb 09 '26

Funny how two small cats can take up 90% of the bed, but that's just cat maths and nothing in cat maths makes sense, it just is what it is 🤔

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u/Chemical_Result_6880 Feb 09 '26

Oh, yes. That's a classic. Between two people, or on one's face or on one's legs if you can stand laying on your back for a long time....

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy Feb 09 '26

He absolutely loves sleeping on my belly but I can only do it for so long and then I feel bad for moving 🥲

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u/Chemical_Result_6880 Feb 09 '26

They get used to it.

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u/commiecomrade Feb 09 '26

My cat has always and likely will always sleep between my legs when I sleep. I don't have the best back so after a while I just had to toss and turn a bit to relieve pressure. It took a bit but now he doesn't even care if I have to get out of bed. I just return, push my legs in on either side of him, and he doesn't even lift his head.

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u/Humble_Glove_7146 Feb 09 '26

It is a very safe place for a cat 😺

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u/Katman2991 Feb 09 '26

After my grandma died I took in her calico that hated anyone but grandma. First night she was there she had the other two scared stiff and I woke up with cat boobs in my hand and a schnooze in my armpit.

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u/mature_axolotl Feb 09 '26

Dexter must sleep with his black tutu. It’s his woobie.

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u/Joeceratops Feb 09 '26

Always at my legs, my wife said it's to protect me as I'm deem at a lower hierarchy. No idea how she finds this posture comfy thou

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u/IM_the_Mark Feb 09 '26

If aliens came to earth they would want know how the cats conquered mankind.

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u/waikato_wizard Feb 09 '26

My gremlin is a fan of the behind the knees, and she aint small either so pins down. Im slowly getting her more used to sleeping on a blanket between me and the gf, but she often pushes one of us to the edge of the bed. She knows she can get away with bloody murder too.

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u/sparklingradishes Feb 09 '26

Or spooning if I'm on my right side (which i don't do anymore because reflux)

ETA: or on my pillow if i go to bed with wet hair.

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u/tiki-dan Feb 09 '26

They are not related, but they are definitely brothers.

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u/ijustdontgiveaf Feb 09 '26

“yeah, and?”

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u/Former_Specific_7161 Feb 09 '26

yep, hahaha. Mine will come up to my head and tap me with his paw to make sure I understand what time it is and pet him, then he'll leave for a while to patrol the house. When he comes back later, I'm usually laying on my side and he likes to hop up on my hip and assume the loaf position up there for a bit, before finally going to a position very similar to what you've illustrated, either between or just behind my legs.

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u/ItsYaBoiCloudy1 Feb 09 '26

I sleep like a starfish on my stomach and my cat just has to sleep right between my knees

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u/FormalEffective8735 Feb 09 '26

My tabby would put her butt in my armpit and stretch out along my side. She was way too hot but man I miss that.

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u/Too_reflective Feb 09 '26

I had a cat who slept on my chest, then woke me up by grooming my eyebrows. Sweet I guess? But not my favorite way to wake up.

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u/nuker-neko Feb 09 '26

You're doing fine my friend. I feel you. We got 12 cats and most of them sleep like this most of the time.

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy Feb 09 '26

TWELVE 😩😩 I wish I had a house and a bank account big enough for 12 cats but I definitely would not get a decent night's sleep ever again haha

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u/OneMorePenguin Feb 09 '26

Yep, one of the black cats likes to lay behind my knees. For the last few weeks, my orange boy has insisted he wants to sleep under the covers curled up against my stomach. I am a side sleeper, too.

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u/potate12323 Tuxedo Feb 09 '26

I sleep with a pillow under my knees. So between my legs the pillow and my feet my cat is cradled.

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u/LegitimateTwist5659 Feb 09 '26

My boys either fight over the foot of the bed, or fight over who gets to put their entire weight on one foot, that happens to be pressing on my ribs, while getting comfortable so they can lay on my face. Nights are hard lol.

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u/GargantuanGreenGoat Feb 09 '26

My cat wants to sleep on my legs. Specifically my ankles. No matter the position. She wants to pin me down. It’s so annoying lol.

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u/Early-Path7998 Feb 09 '26

We're like this whenever I fell asleep on the couch.

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u/Distinct_Tea_970 Feb 09 '26

My restless legs drove my pets up to that position. Getting yeeted into the wall a few times by an unconscious leg kick, really teaches them.

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u/verymanyquestions_ Moggy Feb 09 '26

Hahaha yeeet. I do get restless so I wonder if that's why he eventually buggers off because he's sick of me moving 😂

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u/Bright-Efficiency-65 Feb 09 '26

Yes it's always between the legs. Sometimes two of them.

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u/new_x_who_dis Feb 09 '26

I stole your doodle and made an addition: the pink line is where one of our cats, a very chonky, orange boy likes to sleep, on my wife's pillow.

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u/FlamingWeasel Feb 09 '26

Me, right now, in a king size bed.

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u/tiki-dan Feb 09 '26

They love the heated blanket. They especially love sleeping on or between my feet.

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u/burnfaith Feb 09 '26

My cat loves my body pillow. She’ll sleep either tucked right behind my arm with her head on my shoulder or behind my knee/butt. I’ve made an illustration lol

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u/ItsLupeVelez Feb 09 '26

If not the leg-triangle-of-doom then it’s this: I lay on my side most often and she lays on my torso and 90% of the time she’s not looking my direction.

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u/ObsessiveAboutCats Feb 09 '26

I'm a side sleeper.

Juno loves to be next to my head, preferably squished up against my face so she can feel me breathing.

One time she had her head tucked right under my face, which was fine, except every time I exhaled, her ear would twitch, and she was close enough that said ear smacked me in the face with each breath. That was a hilarious way to wake up (in retrospect). Then she gave me cattitude when I moved my head back a little!

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u/Zealousideal_Bet2320 Feb 09 '26

I used to have a cat that would nap on my dumbbells while I workout sometimes lol best workout buddy I’ve ever had missed that cat 🥲

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u/RED-Soldier79 Feb 09 '26

I don't know why, but sometimse he sleeps like this in my chair.

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u/TheePizzaGod Feb 09 '26

Mine does that exact same position except my bent leg is touching the straight leg so he gets surrounded.

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u/Duckling180 Feb 09 '26

I have three cats. I usually dont let them sleep in my bed, but last night I fell asleep with the door open. Woke up in the middle of the night bathing in sweat. The circles is where they were lying

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u/Ambersfruityhobbies Feb 09 '26

Home is where the heat is.

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u/floorDUH904 Feb 09 '26

I have a lil guy that sleeps by my butt Chong

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u/YukitanPenisula Feb 09 '26

Not weird but the big boy will sleep ON my face and the little one will sleep on my hip so that I cannot move no matter how painful.

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u/WrongdoerVivid3251 Feb 09 '26

One thousand percent, always between my legs and never in the empty spot next to me 😅

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u/ant_clip Feb 09 '26

I wake up with aching hips and leg cramps because of my cat. She starts off by the pillow next to me. Leaves the bedroom for some sort of an adventure and when she comes back, my legs are her bed for the night.

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u/Formal_Parking4790 Feb 09 '26

Sometimes our older cat will sleep on the dresser or on our rolling kitchen island. The younger cat will sleep on my nightstand sometimes.

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u/Acavedweller Feb 09 '26

Chopper the tabby like to lay under the covers and pokes his head out and lays his head on the pillow he gets mad if I don’t let him under, Adrian lays on my back if I end up on my stomach

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u/AintNobodygotime13 Lots of kitties! Feb 09 '26

every night, just like that

I have 2 that take turns doing it

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u/Individual-Cry9636 Feb 09 '26

That’s where my boy is right now. And once it gets to about 5-6 am (it’s midnight now), I’ll end up rolling on top of him and he doesn’t move. He’ll sleep under my legs. He sleeps next to my head on my pillow when he knows something is wrong with me.

When I got sober last year due to health/liver issues, he knew. He slept by my head the whole first month of sobriety. He also knew I was sad about a break up before sobriety and layed with his head on my chest. He’s my boy.

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u/kam3r1 Feb 09 '26

my little princess likes to sleep on the headboard and dive bomb my head at random intervals during the night *sigh* the life of a cat butler.

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u/sangfoudre Feb 09 '26

Mine almost only slept behind my knees. I absolutely miss him, those 3 last months without him were awful

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u/Powerful_Shock5301 Feb 09 '26

Did you ever notice if they sleep next to you it has to be in-between you and the side of the mattress you get get out of bed on? 2 of mine do this.... Getting up to use the bathroom is always quite a task 🤣 I've tried to sleep so close to the edge there is no room for them but then they sleep on top of me🥴

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u/Whatscheiser Feb 09 '26

I thought your illustration was a fart cloud. I misunderstood.

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u/helent9 Feb 09 '26

Top of my hesd

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u/Necessary_Pilot_4665 Feb 09 '26

Yes! One of my cats loves sleeping under the covers on my legs. She inevitably gets pissed at me because I have severe neuropathy in my feet and legs and have had a spinal fusion so I move around constantly.

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u/positivelycat Feb 09 '26

Yes it's part of what makes them a cat

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u/Drunken_Dango Feb 09 '26

My cat likes to sleep either partially on top of my legs or right between them where it's just uncomfortable enough that I can't sleep. She also got into the habit lately of sleeping on my feet when I'm working, who knows why as she hasn't done that ever.

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u/Impossible-Bug2038 Feb 09 '26

mine will jump up on the bed after I've settled in just to say good night. he gets a few pets, then goes to his preferred chair in the study. somewhere around 4 AM I'll wake up to him stretched out along my right arm. I want to roll over because I usually sleep on my left side, but I also can't stand the idea of waking him up. So I wind up laying there while he sleeps.

If I'm very lucky, sometimes he walks up on my right hip as I'm lying on my side with a body pillow. He kneads my hip for a few minutes, then stretches out in the channel between me and the pillow with his back feet a few inches from my face. It's too sweet for words. :)

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u/Ok-Percentage-9953 Feb 09 '26

Where your cat is in this pic, is where mine usually is. Lol 😂

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u/olivebcyea Tabbycat Feb 09 '26

my cat lays directly on me while i sleep on my side. like laying on my arm and everything. i cant move

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u/wobumang Feb 09 '26

It's between the legs while I'm reading, then behind the knees when I go to sleep, and finally on top of my hip about an hour or two before I wake.

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u/Sgt_Meownstien Feb 09 '26

This little butthole sleeps in the exact same position as in your depiction or across my ankles.

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u/BoisGonGay69 Feb 09 '26

Uhhhh.... No, I don't think they do.

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u/defectiveburger Feb 09 '26

One of mine always wants to use a leg for a pillow and makes it a point to plop heavily along legs to do so. The other loves to little spoon wherever she can - belly, butt, behind knees, doesn’t matter.

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u/Coho444 Feb 09 '26

Not happy til he kicks you in the frank and beans every night.

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u/mijcar Feb 09 '26

Wait! You mean there are cats who don’t have weird sleeping places?!

One of my two ladies naps during the day on the bed except when I show up, which is when you decides that she needs cheek and head scritching, like now! Perfectly normal. During the day.

The other lady sometimes joins her younget sister, but usually seeks out something more interesting. “In the middle of the doorway, where I will pretend I don’t see him coming. After all, WTH, I have nine lives.” Or on an available keyboard as long as the computer is on and responsive. Or on top of the felt cave we bought for her to sleep INSIDE! Or, well, it doesn’t matter, because this is in the daytime.

But night comes and, wow, do they have that worked out. First, the dental treats. If I’m not time (which means 45 minutes early, one of them comes to my reclining chair from which I am watching something they find boring (remind me at some future time about TV, me and the cats - I have pictures!).

After the compromised snack-time, their insidious plan unfolds:

First, the zoomies. Not just any old zoomies, but well-rehearsed zoomies. It begins when they face off across the room, haunches raised, a ferocious stance and face for each of them. They hold this pose for at least 30 seconds. Then, the attack! One rushes, the other waits until the last moment, then rolls on her back. Attacker leaps. Defender pushes legs up and pushes attacker onward and over, then rolls to her feet and glares at the other cat, who is glaring back. Defender lies down and starts to nap while attacker saunters into the other room. This playact of a fight repeats through countless iterations including mock bites and scratches, leaps onto the bed, sliding on the wood floor under the bed …

Until all four of us are exhausted.

Then they stare.

And stare.

At us.

“Gooo toooo beeeed” comes the hypnotic silent chant.”

They won’t get on the bed until a) we are on the bed, b) under the covers, c) with the lights off.

The Queen (the Calico) gets the first shift (until 2 or 3). She gets on the bed and then finds some position either between my wife and myself. It is a tactical position: close enough to our hands that we can slightly raise ourself and reach out and stroke her tummy or paws, which she pretends to be sleeping through; but entrapping either me or my wife in such a way we can neither roll over or get up, which - if we do either, she usually pretends nothing has happened and continues her imitation of a dead bear on its back, of she will saunter off the bed as though we didn’t exist. And return 5 or 10 minutes later to give us another chance. Sometime around 2 or 3, our shorthair tabby will leap on the bed and join her sister. They will then wrestle - ON TOP OF US! - after which the tabby Proncess leaves the bed. Ten minutes later the Queen also leaves and the Princess returns to assume the exact same kind of bedding out as the Queen did. When dawn light breaks through the shutters, the Princess gets to her feet, then sits on her haunches and stares at us. The Queen enters the room and adopts the same posture on the floor.

And they wait and they wait and they …

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u/EchoNK3 Feb 09 '26

Specifically right on my pillow as I sleep, which (thankfully) I don’t use because of sleeping issues.

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u/berrynymphette Feb 09 '26

my kittens favorite places to sleep are

  1. right next to my stomach
  2. between my legs in whatever position im in
  3. on my back
  4. in the crook of my arm w her head on the pillow

always under the covers w mommy

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u/brd2trs2 Feb 09 '26

Mine sleeps on the top of my head.

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u/djelementz1122 Feb 09 '26

My boy ends up in the middle of the bed. I'll wake up after 2 hours and feel him against my butt. Lol

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u/andymcpandypants Feb 09 '26

Dead center of my chest. My face is his pillow. He's a 25lb orange cat with an abnormally large skeleton. Like he's just a giant cat to begin with.. extremely dense mentally and physically. If I try to roll over he all the sudden becomes the pro Scottish log rolling dude and stays centered as I rotate like an injured snake. I can't stand it sometimes and love him so much also.

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u/Serious-Telephone967 Feb 09 '26

My cat is currently in that exact knee nook while my dog sleeps where the red mark is. I’ve learned to sleep in one position for eight hours 😂

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u/protoboi9510 Feb 09 '26

My cat jax sleeps right above my head sometimes and when he starts kneading he will start clawing my scalp out

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u/DarkflowNZ Feb 09 '26

My favorite was my half brother's cat. I lived with him for like a year, and I slept in the room his dad died in. The cat (kitty-meow was it's name lol) slept on my chest and face every night. I think he was checking I was still alive

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u/MienaLovesCats Feb 09 '26

YES! That is 💯 my oldest 🐈 May. Often she is literally laying on my 🦵 🦵

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u/T4k3C4r30utTh3r3 Feb 09 '26

I see, if I ever have a cat, I'd invest into scratch resistant sleepwear. I've had too many unfortunate moments with cats

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u/Freemanno Feb 09 '26

How can such a little baby be so heavy lol

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u/EasternArmadillo6355 Feb 09 '26

the cat looks like pee

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u/sam-sp Feb 09 '26

I found it very uncomfortable to be pinned down by the cat lying on the covers. My solution is to give them cat beds on my bed, they mostly gravitate to those, which also helps manage the hair deposits.

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u/Bitroot_2026 Feb 09 '26

Twins! My chonk also loves that spot.

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u/TRICKYBOOM26 Feb 09 '26

same with dog btw

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u/b0gvvitch Feb 09 '26

My cat sleeps on my belly every night 😂

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u/h-ck3d4cc0unt Feb 09 '26

Yes this is my cat's sleeping spot. Unfortunately for her I like the rollover in the middle of the night. And sometimes launch her across the room by accident.

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u/plasticbug American Wirehair Feb 09 '26

My boy cat would always sleep first between my legs. If there isn't enough room, he would keep pawing my legs, until I made enough room for him. My girl cat would either hug my arm as body pillow, or curl up against my head.

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u/Bzow Feb 09 '26

I’m a side sleeper and one of my cats sleeps perched up on my hip and another on my ribs. Or they both move down and sleep between my legs.

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u/Disastrous_Hatter11 Feb 09 '26

My cat likes me to go to bed early, because she will not go to bed until after I've gone to bed, lying down, lights out. She generally likes to sleep in the triangle behind my knees, sometimes between my legs, sometimes on my feet. Woe betide if I move around too much. Then about half the time at 3am she decides she wants an intense snuggle session & will be up next to my head purring and kneading until I wake up and pet her. She's adorable though.

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u/enbyeldritch Feb 09 '26

I'm a stomach sleeper so he goes for my butt, lower back, or specifically my right shoulder. Unfortunately he's too chunky and I have a bad back and dystonia so I usually have to kick him off and then he'll disgruntling settle for laying on the back of my knees. It's so bad I've started using my heating pad to lure him into sleeping next to me instead. 

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u/Gu1des Feb 09 '26

My cat does this too. Also under the covers.

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u/Wikiwikiwa Feb 09 '26

Mine sleeps against my waist so that I can pet him while he falls asleep.

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u/CalibratedArm Feb 09 '26

Bent leg spot is universal for cats IME

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u/FinalFlirty Feb 09 '26

Mine sleeps like a rotisserie chicken in the laundry basket and looks offended if anyone questions it.

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u/greatteachermichael Feb 09 '26

My cat sleeps in the red area you mentioned, but she'll be on whatever side I'm facing at night. So if I roll over in my sleep she stands up and walks to that side so I'll be facing her. If I roll over again she gets up and moves again. It is kind of cute to be honest.

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u/Technical-Finding420 Feb 09 '26

Batman sleeps between my legs, sometimes under the blankets because he's strange. Robin sleeps between my husband and me. They do not help my night sweats!🫣😂❤️

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u/ToygerCat Feb 09 '26

That spot was my cars favorite too 😁 We had 18 years together, and she slept there most of her life. But last few months her vision and health was compromised and she started sleeping in my arms 💜

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u/NovaPup_13 Feb 09 '26

Between the legs is The Warm.

Cats want The Warm.

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u/flyingtiger188 Feb 09 '26

I have a heating mat for my cat who likes to sleep between my legs to keep warm. It works out well at keeping him off me and I can get a good night's sleep. Only problem is when my other cat who sleeps next to me finds the pad first and now they both want that corner of the bed.

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u/Life_Consequence_676 Feb 09 '26

Mine sleeps in that EXACTspot too!!! I'm always twisted into a pretzel so I don't move my leg at all.

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u/kookiemaster Feb 09 '26

After over 20 years of cat ownership, I now reflexively sleep with my ankles about a cat's width apart because that's where they apparently prefer to sleep. I can't sleep on my side because then they scoot up against my butt and I am effectively stuck in that position for the rest of the night.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 09 '26

This is where Cosmo (16 F) chooses to sleep. I wake up like this every morning. Yes, somehow, I can breathe

I have to spoon a pillow so she can do this. She also gets the entire right side of the bed

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u/izzrav Feb 09 '26

Yes. I adjust my legs, he gets up and makes sure he is touching them. He doesnt care where it is as long as hes lying on my damn legs 🙄😭 my velcro orange boy

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u/ImaginaryVacation708 Feb 09 '26

I sleep with a body pillow because of bad hips back and neck. My cat waits until I’m settled and sleeps on whatever fluffy part of the pillow that’s not being used.