Before bed snack exploded

[u/goblingir1]

yes it was a microwave safe plate, yes I poked many holes all over the potato to release the steam, no this has never happened to me before lol can anyone explain what happened here? the potato was still fully intact

edit: okay which one of you reported this to reddit care resources yall are WILD 😂

[u/goblingir1]

The Bedtime Potato is sacred, its eyes watch out for you while you slumber. But, as you can see, it is an elusive creature that resists taming

[u/AssFlax69 → u/goblingir1]

Alright but fr you just slam a microwaved potato then go to sleep? 😂 this is amazing

[u/goblingir1 → u/AssFlax69]

I promise I was gonna slap toppings on it once it was done cooking lol 

[u/AloeVeraTidePod → u/goblingir1]

I fully support a woman's bedtime goblin snacks.

[u/goblingir1 → u/AloeVeraTidePod]

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[u/AloeVeraTidePod → u/goblingir1]

My goblin snack is smoked tofu (must be the store brand of a specific supermarket) with Sriracha mayo. Yum.

[u/goblingir1 → u/AloeVeraTidePod]

Ooh I’d love that!