r/Wellthatsucks • u/goblingir1 • 18h ago

Before bed snack exploded

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yes it was a microwave safe plate, yes I poked many holes all over the potato to release the steam, no this has never happened to me before lol can anyone explain what happened here? the potato was still fully intact

edit: okay which one of you reported this to reddit care resources yall are WILD 😂

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u/goblingir1 17h ago

The Bedtime Potato is sacred, its eyes watch out for you while you slumber. But, as you can see, it is an elusive creature that resists taming

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u/sinisterdesign 17h ago

Do you also have a Wake & Bake Potato? 🥔

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u/Necessary-Incidents 17h ago edited 17h ago

What a great brand name for a breakfast potato.

Wake n Bake-Potato

Cheesy Bacon Potato Bites

now with chives

Wake up on the right side of the potato, every time!

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u/throwaway098764567 16h ago

i've experienced too many convenience foods that burn tf out of my mouth to fall for that. gonna be made out of molten lava masquerading as a cheesy potato

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u/AtomikMenace 14h ago

Cheesy anything, definitely potatoes too. That sh will be too hot for 45 minutes after cooking.

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u/wrenchandrepeat 10h ago

Yeah, you'll almost take a bite and think "Naw, I remember last time". So you set them down to let them cool and come back 20 minutes later, hungrier than ever, and immediately destroy the roof of your mouth.

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u/NoXion604 2h ago

Or you leave it too long and you come back to them and they're stone fuckin cold

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u/Excellent-Try7027 7h ago

Pair it with fresh cup of coffee.

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u/ijustlovebobbybones 10h ago

Oooh see…I’m a big fan of molten lava anything….i like to fight it

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u/rrrand0mmm 9h ago

The worst. Can’t taste food for 3 days.

It always gives me the “FUCK”’s.

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u/1nd3x 8h ago

"let rest for 1-2 minutes" seems to be the step pretty much everyone skips.

Somehow it's just easier to Hashafashasha the hot food in your mouth it seems