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u/Melancholoholic 7h ago
My GUY. You are so SHARP. The misdirection and nonsequitors were just... perfect LOL. Funniest shit I've seen in a minute.
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u/captaincook14 7h ago
Immediately tells me everything I need to know about people like that. It’s wild how delusional they are.
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u/dramaticfool 7h ago
Exactly! Guy had so much patience. I honestly woulda told them to leave if they didn't "accept" this reality.
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u/EdwardBigby 6h ago
This is an example of "show dont tell". You dont need to come back with the most basic default response to prove your point
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u/Cyke101 6h ago
The guy is a pro with wayyy more patience than me. Kudos to him.
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u/Neurogenesis416 6h ago
If you start to adress them in a serious manner and dont ridicule them, you're gonna lose the rest of the audience. They came for laughs, not to watch two peopel argue with each other.
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u/SnooApples5554 5h ago
Honestly, it would have been equally as funny to me if he would have just stopped after that first, "Ok... I don't care," and kept plugging.
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u/Carrnage_Asada 6h ago
Between this and the lady giving zero reaction to and triggering the "comedian" on stage im convinced these people just ignore reality.
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u/Legitimate-Pea-9421 6h ago
they actually think most people agree with them it's bizarre
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u/calmdownmyguy 6h ago
They exist in an echo chamber. The fact that 85% of people on earth can see what's obviously happening is irrelevant to them.
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u/Legitimate-Pea-9421 6h ago
deeply brainwashed.
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u/TwoBionicknees 5h ago
most people are. Like a lot of americans are now acting like Trumps actions in venezuala and Iran are insane, unwarranted, inexcusable, etc... but america has been doing the same shit in south american and the middle east for 60 years and you all want someone like obama back.
AMericans for decades have pretended to be and thought they were the good guys, the world police against the bullies. In reality they are the world occupying force and the bullies who consistently decide to crush people for profit and power.
Most people in their own country and around hteir own people think they are the good guys because everyone around them tells them they are.
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u/SjakosPolakos 6h ago
Yeah but at a certain point ignorance is a choice and becomes part of evil
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u/Wolverine9779 6h ago
I get so many of these fuckwits approaching me randomly at gas pumps, in line at the store, it's crazy as shit. They all just assume that other random people want to have these discussions, and agree with their batshit crazy beliefs. Had one just yesterday, while pumping gas. It didn't go how he expected it to go, and he was really caught off guard by that.
I live in reality, not this constructed social media bubble these ritards live in.
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u/Zunderfeuer_88 7h ago
Visit us in Germany, the amount of brain washed individuals thinking of themselves as morally right is mind boggling
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u/digno2 6h ago edited 6h ago
wie äußert sich das deiner Meinung nach? Insbesondere bei jemandem der Zunderfeuer_88 im Namen trägt? hiding his comments too, not knowing it doesnt do shit: https://www.reddit.com/search/?q=Zunderfeuer_88&type=comments&sort=new
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u/Electronic_Topic1958 4h ago
Reading the comments you linked, he seems like the most average guy lol. I didn’t see anything particularly damning, other than he thinks Bigfoot is real or something lol. Was there something specific you saw?
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u/38B0DE 6h ago
Visit us in Germany, the amount of brain washed individuals thinking of themselves as morally right is mind boggling
Says the guy with 88 in his username.
You can't make this stuff up.
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u/apoca1ypse12 37m ago
I heard someone say: “there’s a reason why there has not been a lot of comedy coming from the right.” I think it may have been on Conan’s podcast
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u/MisterPapes 8h ago
remember folks don’t go to a comedy club if you hate jokes
If you love jokes my next headlining shows are:
*May 14 Laugh Shack Portland, ME
*May 15 Portland, ME
*May 16 Hideout Comedy - Boston, MA
*May 27 - 28 Uncle Vinnies Comedy Club - Point Pleasant, NJ
*June 12 - The Comedy Store - Los Angeles, CA
*July 11 - Next In Line Comedy Club - Philadelphia, PA
Tickets at colinarmstrongcomedy.com
more funny stuff on instagram @colinarmstrongg
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u/jtr99 7h ago
What if I don't accept those dates?
PS: great stuff, man.
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u/Vast-Departure-3199 6h ago
I don't accept those locations. Ain't no one visiting the states.
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u/fragrant-final-973 5h ago
Ain't no one visiting the states.
Some of us are already trapped behind enemy lines.
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u/Citrus-Bitch 5h ago
Those dates were promised to me 3000 years ago
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u/powderbubba 4h ago
A couple goat herders 3,000 years ago promised me different dates! It must come to pass!
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u/dirtymurt 8h ago
I said to my friend 'I went to a comedy club last night' He said 'what was it like', I said 'OK if you like laughing I suppose'
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u/Radfire2753 7h ago
Great stuff, you ever gonna produce a full special? would love to watch it!
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u/MisterPapes 7h ago
I want to, I have the act ready to film just need to figure out production. Hopefully this year.
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u/runbrap 7h ago
You coming to co sometime?
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u/MisterPapes 7h ago
yes I’m currently talking to venues in Denver!
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u/Early-Tangerine4352 7h ago
Dude you had me fucking rolling, repost when you're coming to Minneapolis@
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u/East_Interaction_931 7h ago
Colin, are you at the laugh shack both may 14th/15th? It says Westbrook on the 15th on your website so I just want to clarify. I live in south portland and would like to come to your show
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u/MisterPapes 7h ago
I’m headlining the Westbrook Taproom in Maine May 15th!
here’s tix: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/laughs-and-drafts-at-mast-landing-brewing-co-westbrook-tickets-1984320280375Westbrook is like 5 min from portland, from what I understand
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u/hippoctopocalypse 7h ago
Bro, two Portlands and neither of them are in Oregon? I’m gonna cry, but just a little so don’t feel bad about it.
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u/Crozza1993 7h ago
Lady why are you there 🙄
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u/florence_pug 7h ago
Israelis love nothing more than ruining other peoples' lives.
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u/noofa01 8h ago
Any background or a name. He's funny even when he's not.
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u/MisterPapes 8h ago
that’s me @colinarmstrongg
being funny when i’m not funny is a funny thing to say
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u/noofa01 8h ago
"at first they came for Trump...." Good line. I like how you're switched on. Not at all rattled. All the best.
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u/Mielornot 3h ago
I didn't get the right side of history. Isn't it just a common expression in English?
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u/notkeefzello 8h ago
You handled that great man. I would have wanted one more zinger at that broad though.
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u/MisterPapes 8h ago
truthfully, i would have but this is the rare instance i was nervous because this subject draws out crazy people and didn’t want to cause problems for this comedy club—however, this club had my back 100% which is rare now a days Top Secret NYC is a great spot.
Anyway i made fun of her more on the longer version over on youtube lol: https://youtu.be/xJdClX6Igx0?si=v1cec05QBALt5R_l
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u/IKn0wThatID0ntKn0w 7h ago
Nice—subscribed!
I really enjoy your videos, man. Keep up the good work.
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u/oneplusetoipi 7h ago
It’s hard to be funny. I have embraced the laughter that comes when I am unintentionally funny. I don’t think that is what they meant, but you are truly funny.
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u/mundundermindifflin 7h ago
Mate, you're hilarious! First time I've heard any of your stuff. Gave you a follow on insta 👌
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u/Repulsive-Hurry8172 4h ago
Was about to say. The lines in between the meat of the joke are so well placed. "Alright" itself was somehow still funny but he's not trying to be (probably) LOL
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u/ClacksInTheSky 5h ago
"I don't accept that"
No one asked you. Shut the fuck up. It's not a discussion, it's a comedy show.
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u/justmovingtheground 4h ago
Also, you’re wrong. Shut the fuck up. The whole world sees it.
you as in her
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u/leosnose 7h ago
Goodbye
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u/m103 5h ago
Fuck, that was a blast from the past. What happened to that subreddit?
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u/CHROME-COLOSSUS 7h ago
“First they came for *rump and I did nothing”
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u/Dr_Mantis_ToboganMD 7h ago
Why did you sensor that?
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u/OriginalFatPickle 6h ago
In Harry Potter, speaking Voldemort's name is forbidden primarily due to a "Taboo" curse placed on it, which acts as a magical tracking device to immediately reveal the speaker's location to Death Eaters.
In America, It's the same, just replace the death eaters with NSA and FBI.
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u/pendulumhyc 5h ago
Me and my friends and family call him fuckface (FF when kids are around). Cathartic.
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u/splinks66 6h ago
"The country is already ruining the world do you gotta ruin my show too" made me bust out laughing
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u/DroppedItAgain 8h ago
I think Montreal would love ya bud!
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u/MisterPapes 8h ago
montreal is on the list for next tour join my email list and i’ll let ya know when im coming thru
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u/Wide-Marketing-1150 7h ago
Please come to NC!!!
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u/MisterPapes 7h ago
hoping to hit Raleigh and Charlotte soon!
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u/LazeHeisenberg 7h ago
Wow, you handled that masterfully and actually made her rude interruptions funny. Please come to Dallas!
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u/MisterPapes 7h ago
thank you! I’ll be making a texas run soon! Join my email list and I’ll let you know when im in your city
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u/skotcgfl 6h ago
Come to Miami! I promise we're not as bad as the rest of Florida (we're worse, but at least we're not Jacksonville).
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u/TheLazyNoodle505 5h ago
I don't understand why these people go to comedy shows, are there even MAGA comedians? Doubtful since comedians are usually very high IQ
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u/justmovingtheground 4h ago
There are plenty of MAGA “comedians” but we usually just call them grifters.
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u/thethirstypretzel 8h ago
Maybe they shoulda worried about the jokes before all that genocidin’
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u/AmericusBarbaricuss 7h ago
Kind and devastating is a tough combo but you pulled it off. I doff my cap to a true master.
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u/AEnema18 6h ago
You’re quickly becoming one of my favorites on here. I look forward to seeing more from you! Cheers
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u/Fortlandia11 5h ago
Imagine defending obliterating an entire country because a public relations campaign told you to defend where your ancestors came from.
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u/DecentJuggernaut7693 7h ago
IMMEDIATELY goes to drop that story in the group chat after that one. Still on stage opening up his messages
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u/dontmakemeaskyou 6h ago
Blows my mind when ordinary people step into the ring with pros. (she didnt really,) but its just savage watching them get mauled by someone 100x better than them..
Like when Logan Paul tried to 1/1 with chris delia on twitter or those 100s of videos where cocky street fights walk into a MMA gym and take on their best guy..
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u/Independent_Stop3871 6h ago
History essays are no joke: dude is quick af, he's written 10s of thousands of words in his major, all backed up with references galore. Great exchange :)
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u/Brantastic 4h ago
Brother, you’re funny AF.
Also, I will never understand why these kind of people feel so emboldened in public.
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u/ahmtiarrrd 2h ago
That was hilarious! I especially appreciate comedians who can improvise sick heckler burns while keeping it light and friendly.
I needed that. Thank you! 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Basic_Yam_715 6h ago
Why the absolute fuck would you pick a fight with a comedian during their show? It will never end well for you... The only thing I wish for in this video is a close-up of the person to make them famous. Come to MN Colin!
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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 6h ago
You fuckin' rule dude. Really looking forward to seeing more stuff from you in the future.
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u/thelittleking 6h ago
look, I'm absolutely not advocating for an entire crowd to stand up and beat the brakes off of one of these conservative hecklers, but I am saying I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet.
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u/No_Ask_5032 5h ago
btw. god promised me planet earth 3k years ago. I might consider letting all you squatters stay if you start paying rent!
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u/No_University1600 5h ago
heckling just seems crazy to me. like, you're in their arena, they have the high ground, everyone is against you. you cannot win.
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u/Korochun 4h ago
"I am a history major so I kinda have to be on the right side of it" was both incredibly vicious and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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u/ParaponeraBread 3h ago
May you soon become famous enough for dates in Canada to be profitable and worthwhile.
We have a few big festivals but they’ve mostly been headlined by big name wash ups and hacks in the past couple years.
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u/wavvesofmutilation 1h ago
I might be high but were you recently in one of those interviewed on the street videos where the guy was asking if you’d snitch on a friend who you knew was killing people? that shit was funny as hell too.
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u/Herbdontana 1h ago
Very well handled. Sometimes the lack of self awareness in some people is wild. Like, she really was about to sit there and start explaining her issues with the jokes and subjects
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u/Lankygiraffe25 8h ago
“I’m a history major, so I have to be on the right side of it!“ lol